Why service is delayed in a five-star hotel

Reason why you would never visit a 5* Hotel!!

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate,
Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white"
Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar"
Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar "
Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst


NLS said...

ha ha ha ha ... :D