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  • That's not right : Sum Ting Wong
  • Are you harboring a fugitive? : Hu Yu Hai Ding
  • See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao
  • Stupid Man : Dum Fuk
  • Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni
  • Did you go to the beach? : Wai Yu So Tan
  • I bumped into a coffee table : I Bang my Fa Kin Ni
  • I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat
  • It's very dark in here : Wao So Dim
  • I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching?
  • This is a tow away zone : No Pah King
  • Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao?
  • Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo
  • He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka
  • Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu
  • Great : Fa Kin Su Pah

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Children's Science Exam

They are actually from a Children's Science test. Some smart kids, don't you think? :-)

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word " benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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