Blow Monkey Nail Dryer

My Gosh! I can't believe inventing useless silly things like this, Spank This Monkey: He Really Blows, and some crazy people actually buy it. You need a toy dryer to dry your nail!!!
Ok I don't paint my nails and I don't know about how serious work it is to dry it but this is just so stupid to get a dryer for your nails!

Stroke his banana to turn him on? Full of Shit!

Monkey nail dryer

Do you want to touch my monkey? The Blow Monkey Nail Dryer is designed to dry your freshly-applied nail polish with the touch of a button that’s positioned between the little guy’s legs.

Hey, whaddaya know, that button looks like a bunch of bananas! Don’t get me started—stroke his banana and it turns him on? You’ve got to be kidding me. Straight from a British junk shop called BoysStuff, this little chimp runs on three AAA batteries and costs about $8.

Link: Spank This Monkey: He Really Blows