Recommendation Letter

Man that's one smart recommendation letter. :P

  1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be
  2. found
  3. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
  4. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
  5. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  6. finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
  7. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  8. breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
  9. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  10. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
  11. classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
  12. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
  13. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  14. executed as soon as possible.

Regards, Project Leader


Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the even numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards, Project Leader

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