No Arms

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of Things that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I

Doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to Do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him How glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and Felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.

He thanked him Again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, " Why are you so happy anyway? "

He replied;, " I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."

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Batman & Robin

Batman and Robin are camping in the desert; they set up their tent andare asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" Robin replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"

Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:

"Robin, you f*****g idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent."

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Some Weird Costumes!

It's from a series "Hope and Fear"...Where does that "Hope" part comes in there? I can see only "Fear" part in those costumes. Very weird, ugly, scary costumes I've even seen.

Phil Toledano, creator of the awesome baby suit photo, has just put up a new set of pictures in a series called "Hope and Fear." They feature many spooky, wonderful photos of people in odd costumes (like this suit of bristling toy guns, called "How to Spread Democracy") that I could stare at for hours.

Via: BoingBoing

More at: Philip Toledano Photography

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Teddy Bear USB

Man this is just too mean. They stuck the teddy in. I don't want such USB. Poor thing, it looks awful.

A modder decided to empty out the guts of a teddy bear and shove in a USB stick. The head acts as the cap, and when you plug the stick into your machine, it looks like the creature from the 100 acre woods got a little too curious.

Via: Gizmodo | more photos

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Ants Cup

A Team Japan ant dribbles up the pitch with an eye on goal during the Ant World Cup, held at the Kashihara City Insectarium in Nara Prefecture on May 26. (Mainichi)

I don't know what else to say but are they crazy or are they crazy??

More photos on Ant Cup

The Camponotus obscuripes ants, known as Muneaka-oari in Japanese, measured between 7 and 12 mm long. They played using a 1 cm ball on a pitch 20 by 30 cm.

In the wild, the ants recognize enemies by their pheromones. The organizers of the game used this natural ability to make the ants "ant-agonize" each other, by feeding the Japanese team with Kagoshima pork and the Brazilian team with spare ribs in order to alter the ants' pheromones.

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