Recommendation Letter

Man that's one smart recommendation letter. :P

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be
2. found
3. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
4. wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
5. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
6. finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
7. measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
8. breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
9. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
10. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
11. classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
12. dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
13. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
14. executed as soon as possible.

Regards, Project Leader

KEEP READING...

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the even numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards, Project Leader

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Poem by an African Kid

I like this one, got it form forwarded email. :-)

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!

When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When I sick, I Black, And when I die, I still black..

And you White fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling me Colored ??

Computer Hoodie

Oh c'mon, who wants to go that extreme with privatizing your pc screen? Unless ofcos you’re browsing porn or you’re so cold that you must cover up everything even your pc.

Joe Malia, a second year student at the Royal College of Art in London created this hoodie for "computer obsessives." Using one of these would be infinitely cooler than merely deploying one of those polarized sheets of plastic that stop people from reading your laptop screen over your shoulder. Bonus: renders your screen legible in direct sunlight.

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No Arms

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of Things that took two arms.

One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.

He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I

Doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to Do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him How glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and Felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.

He thanked him Again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, " Why are you so happy anyway? "

He replied;, " I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."

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Batman & Robin

Batman and Robin are camping in the desert; they set up their tent andare asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" Robin replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"

Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:

"Robin, you f*****g idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent."

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Some Weird Costumes!

It's from a series "Hope and Fear"...Where does that "Hope" part comes in there? I can see only "Fear" part in those costumes. Very weird, ugly, scary costumes I've even seen.

Phil Toledano, creator of the awesome baby suit photo, has just put up a new set of pictures in a series called "Hope and Fear." They feature many spooky, wonderful photos of people in odd costumes (like this suit of bristling toy guns, called "How to Spread Democracy") that I could stare at for hours.

Via: BoingBoing

More at: Philip Toledano Photography

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Teddy Bear USB

Man this is just too mean. They stuck the teddy in. I don't want such USB. Poor thing, it looks awful.

A modder decided to empty out the guts of a teddy bear and shove in a USB stick. The head acts as the cap, and when you plug the stick into your machine, it looks like the creature from the 100 acre woods got a little too curious.

Via: Gizmodo | more photos

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Ants Cup

A Team Japan ant dribbles up the pitch with an eye on goal during the Ant World Cup, held at the Kashihara City Insectarium in Nara Prefecture on May 26. (Mainichi)

I don't know what else to say but are they crazy or are they crazy??

More photos on Ant Cup

The Camponotus obscuripes ants, known as Muneaka-oari in Japanese, measured between 7 and 12 mm long. They played using a 1 cm ball on a pitch 20 by 30 cm.

In the wild, the ants recognize enemies by their pheromones. The organizers of the game used this natural ability to make the ants "ant-agonize" each other, by feeding the Japanese team with Kagoshima pork and the Brazilian team with spare ribs in order to alter the ants' pheromones.

Technorati Tags: World Cup, Soccer, Ants Cup, Football, Insects, Games

Some Nice Uses of Apple 4G

Oh well that's the coolest mailbox I've seen so far. I never like the look of Apple G4 tower but this one is just fine.

A Flickr user caught a pic of this Apple G4 tower that's been converted to a roadside mailbox in Auckland, NZ -- great use for an old, iconic tower! Via Boing Boing

Office Notices

Some office notices Val sent. I like "No smoking" sign. :P