Enjoy Ketching Up Yall.
Things for me to ketchup: CLEAN MY ROOM!
Via: BrainFuel
Ok, so this blog has been switched to new version successfully. All the layout and posts still attached to it. So not bad. I haven't touch on this blog for ages. I'll do something about it later. May be turn this into Burmese language blog... I guess that's for my next year plan. To practice on my Burmese writing and typing. Cya.
There you go, you learning something new everyday. :D
- That's not right : Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive? : Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man : Dum Fuk
- Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? : Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table : I Bang my Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here : Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching?
- This is a tow away zone : No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao?
- Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great : Fa Kin Su Pah
They are actually from a Children's Science test. Some smart kids, don't you think? :-)
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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How crazy software engineers gradually become
A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected?
Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!! What could be wrong? Software-guy : may be you have used float instead of double in the software.
Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... PM : how do you say that? Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these 10,000 dollars to John..? Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by reference?
Technorati Tags: Jokes, Software Engineers, Developers, Humours, Funny
Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.
Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:
- If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
- If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.
- If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
- If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
- If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
- If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
- If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
- If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.
- If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
- If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.
- If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
- If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.
AND last but not least..........
If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT
Technorati Tags: Jokes, Humors, Funny, work, office jokes
I got this kind of friends. How sweet! (I think...)
Boy this is one smart father! :-)
This is how business is done
Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Technorati Tags: Business Idea, Humor, Jokes
Man that's one smart recommendation letter. :P
- Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be
- found
- hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
- wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
- thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
- finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
- measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
- breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
- vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
- knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
- classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
- dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
- promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
- executed as soon as possible.
Regards, Project Leader
KEEP READING...
Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:
Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the even numbered lines for my assessment.
Regards, Project Leader
I like this one, got it form forwarded email. :-)
This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!
When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When I sick, I Black, And when I die, I still black..
And you White fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling me Colored ??
Oh c'mon, who wants to go that extreme with privatizing your pc screen? Unless ofcos you’re browsing porn or you’re so cold that you must cover up everything even your pc.
Joe Malia, a second year student at the Royal College of Art in London created this hoodie for "computer obsessives." Using one of these would be infinitely cooler than merely deploying one of those polarized sheets of plastic that stop people from reading your laptop screen over your shoulder. Bonus: renders your screen legible in direct sunlight.
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of Things that took two arms.
One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.
He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.
He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I
Doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to Do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.
He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him How glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and Felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.
He thanked him Again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.
The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.
He asked, " Why are you so happy anyway? "
He replied;, " I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."
Batman and Robin are camping in the desert; they set up their tent andare asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" Robin replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"
Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:
"Robin, you f*****g idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent."
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It's from a series "Hope and Fear"...Where does that "Hope" part comes in there? I can see only "Fear" part in those costumes. Very weird, ugly, scary costumes I've even seen.
Phil Toledano, creator of the awesome baby suit photo, has just put up a new set of pictures in a series called "Hope and Fear." They feature many spooky, wonderful photos of people in odd costumes (like this suit of bristling toy guns, called "How to Spread Democracy") that I could stare at for hours.
Via: BoingBoing
More at: Philip Toledano Photography
Technorati Tags: Baby Suits, Costumes, Weird, Photography, Creativity
Man this is just too mean. They stuck the teddy in. I don't want such USB. Poor thing, it looks awful.
A modder decided to empty out the guts of a teddy bear and shove in a USB stick. The head acts as the cap, and when you plug the stick into your machine, it looks like the creature from the 100 acre woods got a little too curious.
Via: Gizmodo | more photos
Technorati Tags: USB, Removable Drive, Technology, Teddy Bear, Products
I don't know what else to say but are they crazy or are they crazy??
More photos on Ant Cup
The Camponotus obscuripes ants, known as Muneaka-oari in Japanese, measured between 7 and 12 mm long. They played using a 1 cm ball on a pitch 20 by 30 cm.
In the wild, the ants recognize enemies by their pheromones. The organizers of the game used this natural ability to make the ants "ant-agonize" each other, by feeding the Japanese team with Kagoshima pork and the Brazilian team with spare ribs in order to alter the ants' pheromones.
Technorati Tags: World Cup, Soccer, Ants Cup, Football, Insects, Games
Oh well that's the coolest mailbox I've seen so far. I never like the look of Apple G4 tower but this one is just fine.
A Flickr user caught a pic of this Apple G4 tower that's been converted to a roadside mailbox in Auckland, NZ -- great use for an old, iconic tower! Via Boing Boing
Some office notices Val sent. I like "No smoking" sign. :P
Got this one from a friend of mine and dropping here.
I am too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my car, Too sexy for my blog, Too sexy for you! LOL
Thanks missy phwe ;)
I like this one. :P
What is wrong with people!! Body piercing is serious enough and now eye jewelries?
This is eye jewelry developed by Eric Klarenbeek. The jewels hang from contact lenses. Supposedly they don’t affect eyesight at all. It is an artistic concept, so it probably won’t become the latest fashion trend, but odd nonetheless.
Link: Eye Jewels
Well, this is nothing special but I usually email these to my friends once a week or so.
I thought I might post here as well just to share some interesting stuffs I found or read through blogosphere.
It's mainly photos or short news or some amusing stuffs with my brief critics on each.
A few interestingness from gapingvoid.
haha yah rite! What about "Lunch" or "Dinner" would mean??
Wooden motorcycle hmmmmmmm...you think you can pick up a gal with that?
Anyone who graduated high school should know that potatoes can be used to generate electricity. One person, however, took that idea to the next level by stringing together 500 pounds of potatoes together, generating five volts in the process. The potato battery then powered a small audio system, which neighbors got a chance to listen to while wondering, "Am I crazy, or am I listening to Neil Diamond being powered by a bunch of spuds?" Who says battery technology is hampering mobile technology?
Bring Your Own Big Wheel Oh good lord! Don't you think they're too old for this kind of stuffs. Must have stolen their kids bikes.
Well which one is your?
Via Val
Lost for word. And it got 3 sizes (small, medium and large) pricing $19.99.
The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence. Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole. Carefully measure tail and cut-out hole to proper size. Elastic straps are used for flexibility. Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable. They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business. Patent Pending.
Link: Dog Thong
Some nice pants.
Boing Boing: Del.icio.us ass, del.icio.us pants
It's the world's smallest site they say... 16x16px.
You can play games there. You can even have a choice to choose whether to open as html site or flash site.
Man my eyes hurt looking at it. I just totally user unfriendly.
Link: World's smallest site Via: Echo Faith
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This is something I've never thought it would ever exists.
The system called SNAP (SNAil-based data transfer Protocol(, uses biological carriers, and, for the first time, taking advantages of the unique merits of the wheel for data transfer.
System architecture: the system is constructed of a back end - a carriage, Ben-Hur movie style, which is made of a yoke made of light Balsa, and outfitted with two huge wheels - 2 DVD wheels, 4.7 Giga each. The front end, to which the carriage is harnessed consist of a Giant snail (Achatina fulica), known also as Giant African Snail (Africans are known as the world fastest runners ). These giant snail are of the GastroPod family (G-pod. We will reserve this name for transfer of music, and the name: G-mail for transfer of emails by snails SMTP –snail mobile transfer protocol )
Packets transport: Data is transported in 2 packets in parallel, 4.7 Giga each packet.
Results: Calculations that were conducted after the experiment, explicitly proved that in spite of the relatively, very slow, speed of the biological carriers, the Snap system succeeded in transferring data faster than any other conventional technologies, existing today.
And it actually work! You gotta be kidding me!
Link: The little snail that could - Snails are faster than ADSL
Via: BoingBoing
Technorati Tags: Technology, Biological carriers, Data Transfer
I like to try this one, I've never seen any tea with flower poping up. Jasmine tea with Jasmine flower would be great. What a nice smell might it be!
A delight for both eyes and taste buds, these awe-inspiring "display teas" unfurl in water to reveal delicate flowers hidden within. Surprise your Valentine this year with flowers that are far from ordinary. Each box contains ten pieces. Available in two varieties: a Jasmine-infused green tea and a full-bodied black tea.
Ok flower or no flower, I love that cup display. :D
Link: Valentines Display Tea
Technorati Tags: Valentines, Tea, FlowerCan you believe you can actually buy lots of costumes for your ipod?
You can get underwear for your ipod, dress up as a cowboy or a pirate or vampire or a fairy or even a hula baby.
All the costumes cost around $39.99. at iAttire.
iAttire produces hand-crafted costumes for iPods and hand-crafted iPod accessories. Our products feature the finest details for your amusement.
Based in California, iAttire is fascinated by iPods and we have too many ideas for iPod accessories. What started with an amusing afternoon has turned into a long list of product requests from our customers… and now our products are available exclusively on the internet.
Check out the hats section too, so cute!!.
Link: IAttire.net
Via: Desperately Wandering
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