Enjoy Ketching Up Yall.
Things for me to ketchup: CLEAN MY ROOM!
Via: BrainFuel
Ok, so this blog has been switched to new version successfully. All the layout and posts still attached to it. So not bad. I haven't touch on this blog for ages. I'll do something about it later. May be turn this into Burmese language blog... I guess that's for my next year plan. To practice on my Burmese writing and typing. Cya.
There you go, you learning something new everyday. :D
- That's not right : Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive? : Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man : Dum Fuk
- Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach? : Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table : I Bang my Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here : Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching?
- This is a tow away zone : No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao?
- Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great : Fa Kin Su Pah
Labels: Jokes
They are actually from a Children's Science test. Some smart kids, don't you think? :-)
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word " benign" mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
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How crazy software engineers gradually become
A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected?
Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!! What could be wrong? Software-guy : may be you have used float instead of double in the software.
Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... PM : how do you say that? Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these 10,000 dollars to John..? Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by reference?
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