tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-136020222011-07-31T16:31:53.137+12:00Myanmar version of Me, Myself & MayvelousMayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.comBlogger1801100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-23845173472222361322009-10-16T19:05:00.000+12:002009-10-16T19:09:50.585+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေန႔လည္က အလုပ္နဲနဲအားသြားလို႔၊ ေလွ်ာက္ၾကည့္ရင္း <a href="http://blog.nyilynnseck.com/2009/10/blog-post.html" title="Poems" rel="external">ကဗ်ာႏွစ္ပုဒ္</a> ဖတ္ျဖစ္သြားတယ္။<br /> တစ္ေယာက္ေရးတာကို၊ ေနာက္တစ္ေယာက္က ျပန္ခံစားေရးတဲ့ သေဘာထင္တယ္။<br /> ကၽြန္မ ႏွစ္ပုဒ္လံုးကို၊ နားလည္ေအာင္ ၾကိုးစားပီး ခံစားၾကည့္တယ္။<br /> သိပ္နားမလည္လိုက္ဘူး။ ကိစၥမရွိပါဘူး။ <br /> ကဗ်ာေရးသူကလဲ သူ႔ခံစားမွဳနဲ႔သူ။ ဖတ္သူကလဲ ကိုယ့္ခံစားမွဳနဲကိုယ္ပဲ။<br /> အဓိပၸါယ္ တသမွတ္ထဲ ထြက္စရာမလိုဘူး။ ဖတ္လို႔ စိတ္ထဲ တမ်ိဳးျဖစ္သြားရင္ ပီးတာပါပဲ။ <br /> ကၽြန္မလဲ ဖတ္ပီး "သိပ္နားမလည္လိုက္ဘူး၊ ေခာင္းစဥ္ကေတာ့ မိုက္တယ္" ဆိုတဲ့ တမ်ိဳးျဖစ္သြားတယ္။<br /> အဲဒါနဲ႔ပဲ သူတို႔လို ဆင္ဖမ္း၊ က်ားဖမ္း၊ ဖမ္းၾကည့္စမ္းမယ္ဆိုပီး၊ အားအားယားယား လက္သယမ္းလိုက္တယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လာဟဲ့</p> <blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ဆင္ဖမ္းမယ္၊ က်ားဖမ္းမယ္</strong></p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဆင္ဖမ္းမယ္၊ က်ားဖမ္းမယ္။<br /> အက်ပ္အတည္းမ်ားလွတဲ့၊ လက္တေလာ စီးပြားေရးစနစ္မွာ၊<br /> က်ားေရကိုဆုတ္၊ ဆင္စြယ္ခုတ္ပီး၊ အျပတ္လူလုပ္ပစ္လိုက္မယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">တက္တူးမထိုးဘူး၊ သိုင္းကြက္မနင္းဘူး၊ စကားနဲတယ္။<br /> ဆင္ေပါက္တို႔ ထက္ (အတြက္) ေတာ့၊ ဓါးရဲပါတယ္၊<br /> သြားၿဖဲကာ၊ ခ်ိဳမက်ိဴးသ၍ ေပါ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ၾကံဴးဝါးျပီး၊ လံုးပါးပါး မသြားခ်င္ပါဘူးေလ၊<br /> ရာဇာေတြ အာဏာ ထက္ေတာ့၊ တက္စ္ ေတြအမ်ားၾကီးေဆာင္ရတတ္တယ္၊<br /> ေတာ္ၾကာ ေမွာင္ခိုေစ်းထဲ၊ ေၾကာင္သူခိုးဝင္ဖမ္းတာလဲ ခံရဦးမယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူ ေသခ်င္ေသ ေက်ပေစ၊ <br /> ဘယ္သူႏိိုင္ႏိုင္၊ ငါမရွံဳးဖို႔ပဲ အေရးၾကီးတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အၾကံတူ၊ ရန္သူေတြ မ်ားသမို႔၊<br /> ဝမ္းထဲပဲ လွ်ိဳထားရမယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">တိတ္တိတ္ေလး နဲ႔၊ ေနာက္မွပဲ အေျမွာက္နဲ႔ ေဆာ္မယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ခုေလာေလာဆယ္ေတာ့၊ ေဒဝါလီက၊ <br /> ေဗ်ာက္အိုးနဲနဲ သြားဝယ္ထားတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေသစမ္းဟယ္။<br /> ေသၾကစမ္းဟယ္။<br /> ေခြးအူမွာေတာ့ နဲနဲေၾကာက္တယ္။<br /> ဆင္ဖမ္းမယ္၊ က်ားဖမ္းမယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေမဗလပ္စ္<br /> ၁၆၊ ၁၀၊ ၀၉ - ညေန ၆း၀၀ နာရီ</p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေလာေလာဆယ္ေတာ့ FarmVille ေပၚမွာ ဆင္ ၅ ေကာင္ဖမ္းထားျပီးပီ။ က်ားေတာ့ ဘယ္နားလိုက္ရွာ ဖမ္းရမလဲမသိေသးဘူး။ ဟို neighbour အစ္မ တစ္ေယာက္စီမွာ၊ ဆင္တပ္ၾကီး တစ္တပ္ေတြ႔လို႔ နဲနဲျဖံဳသြားတယ္။ အေကာင္ ၃၀ ေက်ာ္မယ္ထင္တယ္။ နည္းေလး၊ လမ္းေလး သြားေမးထားဦးမွ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဆင္စေမြးေတာ့ ဘာမ်ားရမလဲေပါ့ေနာ၊ ေမွ်ာ္တလင့္လင့္နဲ႔။ ဆင္စြယ္ပဲ ျဖတ္ေရာင္းရေတာ့မလိုလို၊ ဆင္မွီးပဲ ႏွဳပ္ေရာင္းရေတာ့မလိုလိုနဲ႔၊ ရလဲရေရာ "collect circus peanuts" တဲ့...ေသစမ္း။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-2384517347222236132?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-60014066437533834192009-03-24T13:31:00.005+12:002009-03-24T13:45:09.124+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">တေန႔က သူငယ္ခ်င္းတစ္ေယာက္ရဲ့ ဂ်ီေတာ့ခ္ စေတးတက္စ္ မွာေရးထားတယ္<br /> "<strong>မာန တံခြန္ မိုးသို႔ခၽြန္လည္း၊ မစင္စြန္႔က ဖင္ခၽြတ္ရ၏</strong>" တဲ့။<br /> မွန္လိုက္ေလ၊ တယ္ေတာ္တဲ့စာပါလား ဆိုပီး ေကာင္းေကာင္းရီလိုက္ပါေသးတယ္။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဒါနဲ႔ ငါဆက္ေတြးမိတယ္...</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">တခ်ိဳ႕က ငါ့ကို ေျပာၾကတယ္၊ အဲဒီ စေတးတက္စ္ တင္ထားတဲ့ သူငယ္ခ်င္း အပါအဝင္ပါပဲ၊<br /> "နင္ တယ္မာနၾကီးပါလား" တဲ့၊ "နင္ကၾကီးက်ယ္တယ္ေပါ့" တဲ့။<br /> တခါတေလ ငါစိတ္ၾကည္ေနတဲ့ အခ်ိန္မွာ သူတို႔စြတ္ဆြဲခ်က္ မဟုတ္မွန္ေၾကာင္း ျပန္ျငင္းဆို၊ ရွင္းလင္းခ်က္ ထုတ္တတ္ပါတယ္။<br /> မ်ားေသာအားျဖင့္ကေတာ့ ဘယ္သူေတြ ဘာလာေျပာေျပာ ငါဂရုမစိုက္တတ္ဘူး။<br /> အခ်ိန္ကုန္ခံပီး ရွင္းျပခ်က္လဲ ထုတ္မေနႏိုင္/ထုတ္မျပခဲ့ဘူး။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ငါ့ကိုယ္ငါ ခံယူခ်က္ကေတာ့ "ငါဟာ မာနၾကီးသူ တစ္ေယာက္မဟုတ္။<br /> ငါဟာ လူမွဳဆက္ဆံေရး အလြန္ညံ့ဖ်င္းျပီး အတၱၾကီးသူ တစ္ေယာက္သာျဖစ္တယ္" လို႔ပါပဲ။<br /> ငါသည္ "ငါ" ဆိုေသာ စာလံုးတစ္လံုးထဲကိုသာ နားလည္ေသာ အတၱသမားတစ္ေယာက္သာျဖစ္တယ္။<br /> ငါ့ရဲ့ အတၱၾကီးမွဳကို လူေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက မာနၾကီးခ်င္းျဖစ္တယ္ လို႔အထင္လြဲ ေခါင္းဆင္တပ္ၾကတယ္။<br /> ငါ့မွာ "ငါ" ကလြဲလို႔ ျပန္ေျပာစရာ စကားလံုး မၾကြယ္ဝဘူး။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ငါ့ကို အပိုစကားေတြ လာမေျပာပါနဲ႔။<br /> ငါဟာ ငါအခင္ဆံုး၊ အတြယ္တာဆံုး "ငါ" နဲ႔ေတာင္၊ မလိုရင္ စကားအပို မေျပာတတ္သူ။<br /> ငါ <strike>ေသာက္</strike>သိပ္ဂရုမစိုက္တဲ့ မင္းတို႔ေျပာလာတဲ့ စကားပိုေတြကို စိတ္/ေခါင္းရွဳပ္ခံ စဥ္းစားမေနႏိုင္ဘူး။<br /> ငါ့ အတၱနဲ႔ ငါ၊ ငါ့ ကမ႓ာမွာ ေပ်ာ္ေမြ႔ေနသူပါ။<br /> ငါ့ အတြက္ ငါ ဘယ္သူ႔ကိုမွ မလိုအပ္(ေသး)သလို၊ ငါ့ ကိုလဲ ဘယ္သူမွ မလိုအပ္ၾကပါနဲ႔ (ဦး)။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ငါဟာ အရပ္ပုသေလာက္ အလြန္ စိတ္တိုတတ္တဲ့ မိန္းမတစ္ေယာက္ပါ။<br /> တခါတေလ ငါ တိတ္တဆိတ္ ျငိမ္သက္ေနမိပါတယ္။<br /> ေကာင္းေသာျငိမ္သက္ျခင္း ျဖစ္ႏိုင္သလို၊ မေကာင္းေသာျငိမ္သက္ျခင္းလဲ ျဖစ္ေကာင္းျဖစ္ပါလိမ့္မယ္။<br /> အေသျခာဆံုးတခုကေတာ့ ငါ့ကိုယ္ငါ ခဏေလးအနားေပးလိုက္တာပါပဲ။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ငါ့မွာ လုပ္စရာေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးရွိေနတယ္။<br /> ငါအလုပ္မ်ားေနတဲ့အခ်ိန္မွာ စကားအပိုေတြလာမေျပာၾကပါနဲ႔၊<br /> ငါ့နားထဲ တလံုးမွ ဝင္မွာမဟုတ္သလို၊ မင္းတို႔လဲ အာေညာင္းသက္သာေအာင္လို႔ပါ။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ခဏေလာက္ ငါ့ကိုေလ... တရားလာမေဟာၾကပါနဲ႔ဦး။<br /> အတၱၾကီးတဲ့ ငါ...<br /> ေလာဘေတြး ေတြး၊ ေဒါသေတြ ေမြးျပီး၊ ေမာဟလဲ နဲနဲပြားလုိက္ပရေစဦး၊<br /> အလြန္တိုေတာင္းတဲ့ ကိေလသာ ကာမဘံုမွာ၊ ခဏေလး ငရဲယူ ေပ်ာ္ေမြ႔ပရေစ၊<br /> ငါလုပ္ဖူးတယ္ရွိေအာင္ လုပ္လိုက္ၾကည့္ခ်င္လုိ႔ပါ။<br /> ငါဟာ ဘုရားျဖစ္(ေဆာက္)မယ့္ အုတ္နီခဲ မဟုတ္သလို၊<br /> ေက်ာင္းေဆာက္၊ လမ္းေဖာက္၊ နတ္ျပည္တက္ျပီး၊<br /> <strike>သၾကားမင္း</strike> ေမာင္ၾကီး မာဃရဲ့ အေျမွာင္မယားလဲ မလုပ္ခ်င္ေသးဘူး။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အဲဒီေလာက္ မိုက္လံုးၾကီးတဲ့ငါ့ကို၊ အပိုစကားေတြ လာမေျပာပါနဲ႔။<br /> ငါ့ဒုကၡနဲ႔ငါ ခဏေလး လႊတ္ထားေပးလိုက္စမ္းပါ။<br /> ငါ ဆင္ခ်င္ထံုတရား ရွိေနေသးသေရြ႕ေတာ့၊ ဒီ့ထက္မဆိုးေအာင္ ၾကိဳးစားေနမွာပါ။<br /> ငါ့မွာ ဆပ္ရမယ့္ ေက်းဇူးေတြ မ်ားလြန္းေနလို႔၊ မင္းတို႔ဆီမွာ ေက်းဇူးအေၾကြး ထပ္မတင္ခ်င္တဲ့ ဆႏၵသက္သက္ပါ။<br /> တရားသေဘာ စိတ္မေနာမွာ၊ မွတ္ယူမျပတ္ ေန႔စဥ္က်က္ၾကတဲ့ ေက်းဇူးရွင္ လူၾကီးမင္းမ်ား၊<br /> ဒီက အမိုက္မကို သေဘာထားၾကီးစြာ နားလည္ေပးႏိုင္လိမ့္မယ္လို႔ ယံုၾကည္ထားပါတယ္။</p><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ခဏေတာ့ ငါ့ရဲ့ ခပ္စြာစြာ စကားလံုးေတြကို ဝွက္ပီး၊ ငါျငိမ္ျငိမ္ေလး ေငးေနပရေစ။<br /> အလြန္ညိမ့္ေညာင္းတဲ့ တိတ္ဆိတ္ျခင္းသံစဥ္ကို ငါခံစားၾကည့္ေနခ်င္းသာျဖစ္ပါတယ္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-6001406643753383419?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-76913038003429957482009-01-23T23:56:00.002+12:002009-01-24T00:18:58.145+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">က်န္းခန္႔သာလို႔ မာပါစရွင္...မေရးတာၾကာလို႔ ေရးလိုက္ပါဦးမလားလို႔...</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဒီမွာ ခုေလးတင္ ကၽြန္မတို႔ ညစာစားပီးပါတယ္။ စားပီးတိုင္း လုပ္ေနၾက ရန္စခ်င္းအလုပ္ကို ကၽြန္မေမာင္က စတင္လိုက္ပါတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">"မစု ဝါ့ခ်္ မိုင္ ဒစ္ခ်က္စ္၊" အသံျပက္နဲ႔ မထီမဲ့ျမင္ ခပ္ထန္ထန္ေျပာျပီး သူ႔ ပန္းကန္ကိုကၽြန္မေစးေနတဲ့ေဘးမွာ လာျပစ္တင္လိုက္တယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္မကလဲ ျပန္ေျပာေနက် "ႏိုး၊ အိုင္ ဒံု႔ လိုက္ခ္ ယူ" ဆိုပီး ခပ္ထန္ထန္ျပန္ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ သူကလဲ အားက်မခံ "ယူ ဒံု႔ နိ တူ လိုက္ခ္ မီ၊ ဂ်က္စ္ ဝါ့ခ်္ မိုင္ ဒစ္ခ်က္စ္" ဆိုပီး ျပန္ပက္ပါေရာ။ ကၽြန္မက "ဒိုင္း ယူ အိဒိယက္" လို႔ျပန္ေကာလိုက္တာကို သူက နင့္ကိုနားမေထာင္ေနဘူး၊ ငါမၾကားဘူး၊ လံုးဝဂရုမစိုက္ဘူးဆိုတဲ့ စတိုင္မ်ိဳးနဲ႔ "ဖခ်္ရွီးးး(ရွဴးး)" ဆိုပီး သံေတြးဆင္ေအာင္ မွဳတ္သြားပါတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္မကလဲ ေအာင္မာဘယ္ရမလဲေပါ့ ဒါမ်ိဳးငါ့ကို လာေၾကာလို႔ရစတမ္းလားဆိုပီး သူ႔ရဲ့ "ဖခ်္ရွီးးး(ရွဴးး)" ေလမွဳတ္သံကို ဗမာငပိသံဖမ္းပီး "ဘြတ္၊ ခၽြတ္၊ ဒိုင္း။ ဒိုင္း ယူ စတုပစ္" ဆိုပီး အျပန္အလွန္ ရန္ေတြ႕ျပစ္လိုက္တာေပါ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အင္း...ပန္းကန္ေစးရင္း သူတျပန္ ကိုယ္တျပန္ ေလကုန္ခံ ရန္ျဖစ္တမ္း ကစားျပီးသကာလ ခဏအၾကာေတာ့...ကၽြန္မေခါင္းထဲ...<br />အက္ဒီဆင္ လွ်က္စစ္မီး တီထြင္လို႔ ရသြားသလို "တြင္င္ငင္ငင္" ဆိုပီး မီးလံုးေလးပြင့္၊ <br />အာခီမီဒီး ကိုယ္လံုးတီးနဲ႔ ေရခ်ိဳးကန္ထဲကထ "ယူရစ္ကာ" လို႔ထေအာ္သလို၊ တယ္ေတာ္တဲ႔ငါလဟဲ့ ခုမွပဲသေဘာက္ေပါ သေဘာေပါက္ေတာ့တယ္ဆိုပီး၊ ကေလးဘဝဆိုခဲ့တဲ့ အီးဘြတ္တရာေဟာတမ္း အေၾကာင္းကို ျပန္ေျပာင္းေအာင့္ေမ့ပီး၊ အငယ္ေကာင္ကို ရွင္းလင္းတမ္းထုတ္လိုက္ပါေတာ့သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">"အိုး အိုး ယူႏိုး၊ အိုင္ ဂ်က္စ္ ရီရရ္လိုက္ဇ္ ေဟာင္း စမါ့ တဲ ကစ္ဒ္ အာ" ဗမာကေလးငယ္ေတြ ဘယ္ေလာက္ေတာ္ေၾကာင္း၊ ႏိုင္ငံျခားေရးရာ ဗဟုသုတ အလြန္ရွိေၾကာင္း၊ အေတြး အေခၚ အလြန္ေျပာင္ေျမာက္ေၾကာင္း ခ်ီးမြမ္းခမ္း ထုတ္လိုက္တာေပါ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဒီလိုေလ...<br />ကၽြန္မတို႔ ကေလးတုန္းက လက္ညွိဳးထိုးကဗ်ာဆိုခဲ့ပါေရာလား... "အီး အီး ဘယ္သူေပါက္၊ ေမာင္ေပါက္၊ ေပါက္တဲ့လူ မွန္မွန္ေျပာ အီးဘြတ္တရာေဟာ။ ေဟာလို႔မေသ သံပရာရည္၊ ဘြတ္၊ ခၽြတ္၊ ဒိုင္း" ဒိုင္းလို႔ လက္ညွိဳးအထိုးခံရသူကို အီးေပါက္တဲ့လူဆိုပီး တရားစီရင္ၾကပါေရာလား။ (ခုေခတ္ကေလးေတြ အီးေပါက္ေကာင္ဘယ္လိုေဖာ္သလဲမသိပါ)</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ခုျပန္စဥ္းစားၾကည့္မွ ဒီကဗ်ာေရးတဲ့သူဟာ ဘယ္ေလာက္ေတာ္ေၾကာင္း သေဘာေပါက္မိေတာ့တယ္။ သူဟာ ႏိုင္ငံျခားေရးရာ အျမင္ အလြန္ေရွ႕သြားတဲ့သူပဲ။ အၾကားအျမင္လဲ နဲနဲေပါက္ေနပံုရတယ္။ အဂၤလိပ္ စကားလဲ အေတာ္အတန္ တတ္ပံုပဲ။ ၾကည့္ပါလား ဟိုတေန႔တုန္းကတင္ အေမရိကန္ သမ္မတေဟာင္းျဖစ္သြားတဲ့ <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/georgewbush/" title="George W. Bush" rel="external">မစ္စတာ ဘြတ္ခ်္</a> ကို ေမတ္တာပို႔ထားတာ။ အေတာ္စိတ္ၾကီးတာပါ သူက ကဗ်ာထဲမွာ မက္ေဆ့ခ်္ ထည့္ပီး ေရးထားတာ၊ "ဘြတ္ခ်္ ရြွတ္ ဒိုင္း" တဲ့။ မစ္စတာ ဘြတ္ခ်္ ေသသင့္ေၾကာင္း ကေလးေတြရဲ့ အီးေပါက္တရားေဟာစာတမ္းထဲထည့္ပီး သူ႔ကို ဘယ္ေလာက္ၾကည္ညိဳေၾကာင္း ေမတ္တာ ပို႔လိုက္တာပဲေနာ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အင္း အင္း...ဒါနဲ႔တင္ မပီးဘူး...ကၽြန္မရဲ့ အေနႏိုင္ မထိုင္ႏိုင္ အက်င့္ေလးအရ ဒါေလးေတြ ဆက္ေတြးမိပါေရာလား။ (သည္းခံၾကပါ၊ <strike>အရူး</strike> အေတြးေၾကာက နဲနဲရွည္တယ္)</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္မအဲ့ဒီကဗ်ာကိုဆိုခဲ့တုန္းက ၆ႏွစ္၊ ၈ႏွစ္၊ ႏွပ္ခ်ီးတြဲေလာင္းအရြယ္ေပါ့။ (မွတ္ခ်က္။ ကၽြန္မႏွပ္ခ်ီး မတြဲေလာင္းခဲ့ပါ။ ကေလာ္ပဲ ကေလာ္ခဲ့ပါသည္။ "ဖစ္ဂါ ေအာ့ဖ္ စပိခ်္" မွ်သာျဖစ္ပါသည္) အဲဒီတုန္းက မွတ္မိသေလာက္ဆို <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/williamjclinton/" title="William J. Clinton" rel="external">၄၂ ေယာက္ေျမာက္ သမ္မတ ေဘး ကလင္တန္</a> ေပါ့။ <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/georgewbush/" title="George W. Bush" rel="external">၄၃ ေယာက္ေျမာက္ ဘြတ္ခ်္</a> ကဘယ္ေနမွန္း မသိေသးဘူး၊ ကဗ်ာကလဲ ေပၚတာအေတာ္ၾကာေနပီျဖစ္ပံုရတယ္...ဆိုေတာ့...</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ သံုးသပ္ၾကည့္ေတာ့ ဒီ ဘြတ္ခ်္ကို ေျပာတာမျဖစ္ႏိုင္ဘူး။ အခု ဘြတ္ခ်္ရဲ့ <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/about/presidents/georgehwbush/" title="George H. W. Bush" rel="external">ခမည္းေတာ္ ဘဘၾကီး ဘြတ္ခ်္၊ ၄၁ ေယာက္ေျမာက္ သမ္မတ</a>၊ အတြက္ဆပ္ထားတာ ပိုျဖစ္ႏိုင္တယ္။ အေဖေရာ၊ သားေရာ ကံဆပ္ၾကတယ္ထင္တယ္၊ သူတို႔ သမ္မတ သက္တမ္းမွာ စစ္ျဖစ္ရတယ္ ဆိုေတာ့ သူတုိ႔ကို အလိုတူတဲ့လူေတြရွိသလို၊ ေစာဏက အီးဘြတ္တရား ကဗ်ာဆရာလို အျမင္ကပ္တဲ့လူေတြလဲ ရွိမွာေပါ့ေနာ။ အင္း ထားပါေတာ့ ဘယ္ ဘြတ္ခ်္ပဲျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ကဗ်ာေလးက ႏွစ္ေယာက္စလံုးနဲ႔ အလြန္းတင့္သြားတာပဲဆိုပီး ခ်ီးက်ဴးရင္း ကၽြန္မအေတြး အမွ်င္တမ္းကို အဆံုးသပ္လိုက္ပါေတာ့သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>စာၾကြင္း။</strong><br />ဒါေလးကေတာ့ ဒီပိုစ့္ကိုေရးေနတုန္း ကၽြန္မမွတ္သားလိုက္ရတယ္ စာတိုစာစေလးပါ။</p> <blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ကၽြန္မ</strong>။ ေဟး ေဟး ဖိုးသား "ဖစ္ဂါ ေအာ့ဖ္ စပိခ်္" ကို ျမန္မာလို ဘာေခၚလဲ။<br />(...)</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ေမၾကီး</strong>။ ခိုင္းႏွိဳင္းတာလား<br /><strong>ကၽြန္မ</strong>။ ခိုင္းႏွိဳင္းတာ?...အင္း နီးစပ္တယ္...ဒါေပမယ့္ တမ်ိဳးပဲ ေနာက္ထပ္ အသံုးအႏွံဳးမရွိဘူးလား...ဟင္ ေဖၾကီး?</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ေဖၾကီး</strong>။ ရူပကလကၤာ<br /><strong>ကၽြန္မ</strong>။ ဟမ္...ဘာၾကီး?</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ေဖၾကီး</strong>။ ရူပကလကၤာေခၚတယ္၊ သတန္ဆင္တဲ့ဟာကိုေျပာတာ။<br /> ဦးပုံညရဲ့ ေရသည္ျပဇာတ္ရွင္းတမ္းထဲမွာ ေျပာသလို...<br /> ဆံထံုးေတာ္ၾကီး၊ တမာသီးႏွင့္၊<br /> ခါးဆီးဝတ္လဲ၊ ခ်ဳပ္စျပဲကို၊<br /> တဲအပ္ႏွင့္တြယ္၊<br /> ျမင္ျမင္သမွ် စိတ္ပ်က္ေအာင္ လွပါတဲ့...<br /> အဲဒီမွာ ဆံထံုးေတာ္ၾကီး တမာသီး က ဖစ္ဂါေအာ့ဖ္ စပိခ်္၊ သမားသီးသတန္ရွိတဲ့ ဆံတံုး လို႔ေျပာတာ။<br /> "ကဲ့သို႔" လို႔စကားလံုးပါရင္ ဥပမာျဖစ္သြားတယ္၊ "ကဲ့သို႔" စကားလံုးမပါရင္ ရူပကျဖစ္သြားတယ္၊ ယွဥ္ပီးျပတာ။<br /> ဥပမာ...ေလဆင္ႏွေမာင္း - ဆင္ႏွေမာင္းသတန္ ေလ၊<br /> သံသရာ ခ်ားရဟက္၊<br /> သံုးရက္လ၊ ခံုးမ်က္စ၊ ရူပကာ အသြင္...အကုန္လံုး ရူပကလကၤာေတြပဲ အင္း အမ်ားၾကီးပဲ ငါလဲေမ့ကုန္ပီ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>ကၽြန္မ</strong>။ (...) အာ...ေမၾကီး ေစာဏတုန္းက ဘာေျပာတယ္၊ ခိုင္းႏွိုင္းတာ ဟုတ္လား?</p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အီတြင္ သတင္းမ်ားကို ေၾကညာလို႔ျပီးပါပီ။ ကိုယ္စိတ္ႏွစ္ျဖာ က်န္းမာ ခ်မ္းသာ ၾကပါေစရွင္။ :D</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-7691303800342995748?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-62451182034144197752008-10-20T14:29:00.003+12:002008-10-20T16:34:41.346+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဒီေန႔ ဘဲဥခ်င္ရည္ဟင္း ခ်က္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မနဲ႔ ကၽြန္မေမာင္နဲ႔ ေတြးမိတဲ့ ဥေတြအေၾကာင္း conversation ေပါ့ေနာ။</p> <blockquote><p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my"> <strong>Bro</strong>: နင္ ၾကက္ဥနဲ႔ ဘဲဥနဲ႔ ခြဲတတ္လား။<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: ၾကက္ဥက အဝါေရာင္၊ ဘဲဥက အျဖဴ။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: Wrong. ျမန္မာ ႏိုင္ငံက ၾကက္ဥေတြ အကုန္လံုး အဝါေတြလား။ ဖီဂ်ီ မွာေရာင္းတဲ့ ၾကက္ဥက အဝါေရာ၊ အျဖဴေရာ။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">(ကၽြန္မက စဥ္းစားတယ္၊ ဖီဂ်ီ မွာ ဘဲျခံမရွိတာ ေတာ့အမွန္ပဲ။ တခ်ိဳ႕ေတာ့ ဘဲေမြးတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ ဥေရာင္းစားေလာက္ေအာင္ အေမြးဘူး။ သူ႔အိမ္အတြက္ အသားစားဘဲ တစ္ေကာင္ ႏွစ္ေကာင္ ေလာက္ပဲေမြးတာ။ ေရာင္းသမွ်ဥေတြက ၾကက္ျခံကထြက္တာ။)</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my"><strong>Me</strong>: အင္း မသိဘူး။ ငါမွတ္မိသေလာက္ေတာ့ ဘဲဥက အႏွစ္ပိုမ်ားသလားလို႔။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: ငန္းဥ ဆိုရင္ေကာ ဘယ္လိုေနမလဲမသိဘူး၊ ငန္းဥ ေရာင္းလား။<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: ငန္းဥ ငါတို႔ မစားဘူး၊ ငန္းဥမရွိဘူး။ ငန္းက အေကာင္ေပါက္တာ။ ဟို <a href="http://www.mayvelous.com/?p=292" title="Lunch time talk - The Prologue">ေျမြအေကာင္ေပါက္သလို</a>ေပါ့။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: hehehe. ငုံးဥကေရာ၊ ရာသီအလိုက္ဥတာလား။<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: ငံုးက ရာသီမရွိဘူး၊ ဥခ်င္တဲ့အခ်ိန္ဥတာ။ သူဥခ်င္ပါတယ္ဆိုမွ ရာသီေစာင့္ေနရမွာလားေနာ္။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: ဟို Turkey ဥကေရာ။<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: Turkey ဥ မစားဖူးဘူး။ ဥမဥဘူး ထင္တယ္။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: ဥေတြကို ဘယ္လို ခြဲလဲ မသိဘူး<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: အင္း ငါလဲမသိဘူး။ ငါေတာ့ အေကာင္လိုက္ေပါက္တာပိုၾကိဳက္တယ္။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: hmm...</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">(ကၽြန္မတို႔ ႏွစ္ေယာက္ နဲနဲ အေတြးနယ္ခ်ဲ႕လိုက္ ၾကတယ္။ ဒါနဲ႔ ေရွ႕မွာရွိတယ့္ ဘဲဥကို ဇြန္းနဲ႔ ဖဲ့ရင္း ကၽြန္မေမာင္ကို ျပန္ေမးတယ္)</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my"> <strong>Me</strong>: ဒါဆို၊ ဒါကို ဘယ္လိုေခၚလဲ။ ဘဲဥခ်င္ရည္ဟင္း လား၊ ၾကက္ဥခ်င္ရည္ဟင္းလား။ ၾကက္ဥခ်င္ရည္ဟင္ ရယ္လို႔ မရွိဘူးမိုလား။<br /> <strong>Bro</strong>: hmm...<br /> <strong>Me</strong>: <a href="http://www.mayvelous.com/?p=247" title="Meaning of Hmm">hmm</a>...</p></blockquote> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဘဲဥ၊ ၾကက္ဥ ခြဲျခားမတတ္တဲ့ ကၽြန္မတို႔ ႏွစ္ေယာက္ အတြက္ကေတာ့ ဥဟင္းခ်က္တိုင္း ေတြးေတာဆဲ၊ စဥ္းစားဆဲ၊ mystery ပါပဲ။ သိတဲ့လူမ်ားရွိရင္ enlighten ၾကပါဦးေနာ။ ကၽြန္မတို႔ mystery ေလးရွင္သြားေအာင္ေပါ့ေနာ။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-6245118203414419775?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-10943413367322122772008-10-17T23:51:00.001+12:002008-10-17T23:52:34.201+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Hold It!, Don't Breath! Gonna burst any minute. How could she possibly wear that, rather, how did she zipped that up!?</p><blockquote><p>The model/"actress" showed off a Jessica Rabbit type figure when she left her home this evening en route to light up the Tower Of London in pink as part of the Global Illumination Initiative to raise awareness for breast cancer. <a title="Runaway to the tower of London - Elizabeth Hurley in Giambattista Valli" href="http://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2008/10/runway-to-tower-of-london-elizabeth.html">Source</a>.</p></blockquote><a title="Elizabeth Hurley in Giambattista Valli" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2948480175/"><img alt="Elizabeth Hurley in Giambattista Valli" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2948480175_2ea6c37212.jpg" width="430" height="500" /></a> <p>The model for that dress has something like... size A cup, obviously there is a reason to choose such model and Ms Hurley is no way near A. Geez! </p><a title="Elizabeth Hurley in Giambattista Valli" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2948480321/"><img alt="Elizabeth Hurley in Giambattista Valli" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3288/2948480321_c2c98e4887_o.jpg" width="430" height="450" /></a> <p>Don't you think in the 2nd pic, looks like she's having a trouble breathing? Hoo Haa... there there slowly... Can't made up my mind whether I should pity her or the poor dress. The beauty and the suffering is just madness.</p><p>Anyways, more on <a href="http://content.coutorture.com/2167642">Giambattista Valli Spring 2009</a> set photos here. Don't like any of it, so odd for my taste. These ones are listed as the unofficial wedding dresses.</p><a title="The unofficial Wedding Dress - Holly! by 7ven, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2949198294/"><img alt="The unofficial Wedding Dress - Holly!" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2949198294_bba4e4051e_m.jpg" width="167" height="240" /></a> <a title="The unofficial Wedding Dress - Oh Lord NO! by 7ven, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2949198178/"><img alt="The unofficial Wedding Dress - Oh Lord NO!" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3010/2949198178_515312d39e_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" /></a> Don't you think they look like Human-<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poodle_%28Toy%29">Poodle</a>, if they go with this hair style? hehe <a title="00600m by 7ven, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2937905430/"><img alt="00600m" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2937905430_8fe947e0bb.jpg" width="320" height="480" /></a> Here are some puffy skirts from the set. I like the design on the white one but don't like that big skirt. Too airy underneath. :P <a title="Giambattista Valli by 7ven, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2948512423/"><img alt="Giambattista Valli" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3213/2948512423_16c9fe7564_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" /></a><a title="Giambattista Valli by 7ven, on Flickr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2949365396/"> <img alt="Giambattista Valli" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/2949365396_933ddf3f9b_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" /></a> More here: <a href="http://content.coutorture.com/2167642">Giambattista Valli Spring 2009</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-1094341336732212277?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-57607659361551192962008-10-17T00:05:00.003+12:002008-10-17T00:15:03.258+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Other day I saw a post, Paris S/S 09: <a href="http://www.style.com/fashionshows/complete/S2009RTW-MMARGIEL">Maison Martin Margiela</a>, on <a href="http://trait-trajection.blogspot.com/2008/09/paris-ss-09-maison-martin-margiela.html">TraiT</a> and was disturbed by it. WTH kind of fashion are those! I pity those poor models who have to wear such weird, suffocating, ugly, yucky outfits. <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3034/2937054145_6e12c22837.jpg?v=0" width="430" /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3244/2937906776_59a7453db3.jpg?v=0" width="430" /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2937907336_65a326f6fb.jpg?v=0" width="430" /> I'm amazed how those models see through and walking under such hairy masks. <div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2937053557_f1a75e8379_m.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2937053463_be4f3a6073_m.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /> <img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/2937053367_5172a841e0_m.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /> </div> Most of this designer, <a href="http://www.style.com/fashionshows/complete/S2009RTW-MMARGIEL">Maison Martin Margiela</a>, works are all so very freaky weird. Check out his past works as well. One way or another they are strange. I just don't know how people can accept such fashion. I guess, the stranger you create/wear, the more you'll get notice?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5760765936155119296?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-62897799793193386272008-10-16T23:39:00.000+12:002008-10-16T23:39:01.020+12:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Just dropping some cool photos from Los Angeles Fashion Week: "<a href='http://content.coutorture.com/2361963'>Ed Hardy Spring 2009</a>" set. Check out more photos on <a href='http://content.coutorture.com/2361963'>Coutorture</a>.<br/>Arh, sometimes I love the feeling of browsing beautiful people wearing pretty things. Pleasure to your eyes. :D<br/><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3170/2940561729_3e80673f2f.jpg?v=0'/><br/>Love the color and patten combination from this one.<br/><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/2941414922_edac0f995b.jpg?v=0' style='max-width: 800px;'/><br/>This two is the best pair IMO. The guy is so hot! The chic too, but don't like her stomach.<br/><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/2940561299_dd6d6f6ea6.jpg?v=0' style='max-width: 800px;'/><br/>Love this dress but prefer shorter sleeve, rather cut it from the shoulder and leave it sleeveless would be better?<br/><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3228/2940561147_94926cf214.jpg?v=0' style='max-width: 800px;'/><br/>I have a hard time figuring out that's the guy or a gal since the face look so solid, but it's actually a gal after checking out other photos of her with different clothes.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-6289779979319338627?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-87196667951953086132008-10-11T20:08:00.000+12:002008-10-11T20:08:00.960+12:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p>Other day I <a href='http://twitter.com/mayvelous/statuses/951936667'>twitted</a> about Beyonce's new song "<i><b>If I were a boy</b></i>", and now the video premiere is out.</p> <p align='center'><div class='youtube-video'><object height='344' width='425'><param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/RzsyHYQlYAo&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1' name='movie'> </param><param value='true' name='allowFullScreen'> </param><embed height='344' width='425' allowfullscreen='true' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/RzsyHYQlYAo&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1'> </embed></object></div></p> <p>It's a bit confusing what's going on in the video until the ending then I understood...aww...like that...arh ic.. ok.</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-8719666795195308613?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-35446953535196070602008-10-11T19:00:00.000+12:002008-10-11T19:00:00.574+12:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'>Was browsing through "<a title='http://content.coutorture.com/2299670' href='http://content.coutorture.com/2299670' target='_blank'>The 50 Best Prints of Spring 2009</a>" on and decided to share some cool dresses here.<br/>This one is my favorite. The dress and the model look so fragile. Her skin, the hair, the makeup and the boot match so well with the dress. Love it!<br/><br/><div align='center'><a href='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2926842954_69b36abd1f_o.jpg'><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/2926842954_eeffb2ae08.jpg?v=0' style='max-width: 800px;'/></a><br/></div>And those few caught my eyes.<br/><div align='center'><a href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2925990027/'><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3240/2925990027_9bc8b80478_m.jpg' style='max-width: 800px;'/></a> <a href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2926842794/'><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3133/2926842794_a4bbef1998_m.jpg' style='max-width: 800px;'/></a> <a href='http://www.flickr.com/photos/7ven/2925990239/'><img src='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2925990239_ebe1e73605_m.jpg' style='max-width: 800px;'/></a><br/></div>Great color in the left one and oh yah great leg!. Middle one look too simple but I still love her elegant look. The spotty one is so cute and refreshing.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-3544695353519607060?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-62395523072052997462008-10-11T17:33:00.002+12:002008-10-12T09:31:53.075+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Not really into nail polish cos' my finger nails are too tiny and I'm very impatient and messy at polishing. Nevertheless I love these colors, "<a href="http://www.artofbeauty.com/scrpt/scr.dll/Item?Item=3658&amp;brand=2">Richelle</a>" and "<a href="http://www.artofbeauty.com/scrpt/scr.dll/Item?Item=3662&amp;brand=2">Shivon</a>" from "<a title="Zoya Flourish Winter 2008" href="http://www.artofbeauty.com/scrpt/scr.dll/ShowLine?cat=4&amp;line=534&amp;brand=2">Zoya Flourish Winter 2008</a>" set. $6 each...not bad I guess. </p><p align="center"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8D5qVf5VMxs/SO8R54AJ06I/AAAAAAAADlU/fMP7WFzY9Hg/s320/zoya-flourish-winter-2008.jpg" /></p><b><a href="http://www.artofbeauty.com/scrpt/scr.dll/Item?Item=3658&amp;brand=2">Richelle</a></b><p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8D5qVf5VMxs/SO8Ru0NK9nI/AAAAAAAADk8/Q1En4t_VXvA/s400/zoya-flourish-richelle-holiday-2008.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /></p><p><b><a href="http://www.artofbeauty.com/scrpt/scr.dll/Item?Item=3662&amp;brand=2">Shivon</a></b></p><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_8D5qVf5VMxs/SO8Rux9OzXI/AAAAAAAADlE/C4x7nfvAPs4/s400/zoya-flourish-shivon-holiday-2008.jpg" style="max-width: 800px;" /> <span style="font-style: italic;">Images via. </span><a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.alllacqueredup.com/2008/10/zoya-flourish-for-holiday-2008.html">All lacqured up</a><span style="font-style: italic;">.</span> For detail review, visit: <a href="http://www.alllacqueredup.com/2008/10/zoya-flourish-for-holiday-2008.html">All Lacquered Up</a>. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-6239552307205299746?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-47067986785937336382008-10-11T16:46:00.001+12:002008-10-11T16:46:19.216+12:00<p align='center'><strong>Pussycat Dolls - I Hate This Part</strong> HOT! They rock!<br/> <div class='youtube-video'><object height='344' width='425'><param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/LKhDx3yXArQ&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1' name='movie'> </param><param value='true' name='allowFullScreen'> </param><embed height='344' width='425' allowfullscreen='true' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/LKhDx3yXArQ&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1'> </embed></object></div></p> <p align='center'><strong>Britney Spears - Womanizer</strong> NOT!<br/> <div class='youtube-video'><object height='344' width='425'><param value='http://www.youtube.com/v/1-23EToh43M&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1' name='movie'> </param><param value='true' name='allowFullScreen'> </param><embed height='344' width='425' allowfullscreen='true' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='http://www.youtube.com/v/1-23EToh43M&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1'> </embed></object></div></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-4706798678593733638?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-52470576123668303692008-09-27T09:50:00.002+12:002008-09-27T09:55:43.313+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ပင္လယ္စာေတြကို ကၽြန္မကအရမ္းၾကိဳက္တာ။ ငါး၊ ပုစြန္၊ ကဏန္း၊ ဂုန္း၊ စကြစ္ဒ္၊ ေအာက္တိုပတ္စ္၊ ဆီးဝီးဒ္ ေက်ာက္ပြင့္သုပ္ စသည္စသည္ အကုန္ၾကိဳက္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မ အေမက ဟင္းခ်က္လဲေကာင္းတယ္၊ အစားလဲပုတ္တယ္၊ ထြတ္ကယ္ညွက္ကယ္လဲ အရမ္းလုပ္စားဖို႔ဝါသနာပါေတာ့ ဟင္းမ်ိဳးစံု အျမဲစားရတယ္။ ဒီေန႔ ေစ်းကေန ကရုကမာ ေတြဝယ္လာပီး ညေနစာခ်က္ထားတယ္။ အဲဒီ ဟင္းကို ကၽြန္မအရမ္းၾကိဳက္တယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အေမက ကၽြန္မၾကိဳက္မွန္းသိလို႔ ခ်က္အပီး လာျမည္းခိုင္းတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလဲ ၾကိဳက္တဲ့ ဟင္းအျမည္းခိုင္းရင္ ဟင္းအိုးတဝက္ အကုန္ေလာက္ျမည္းတတ္တယ္။ အေမက မစုျမည္းတာေတာ္ပီ အျမဲ ဟန္႔ရတယ္။ ဒီတခါလဲ ဟင္းအိုးနားက ရစ္သီရစ္သီနဲ႔ မခြာႏိုင္ဘူး။ အေမ အလွစ္မွာ ခိုးစားဖို႔ လက္ကလဲ ျမန္ပီးသား။ ၃ခါေလာက္ ခိုးစားပီေတာ့ အေမက အျမင္ကပ္လာပါေလေရာ။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">မစု နင္ ခိုးစားေနျပန္ပီ မိုလား။ နင္ေတာ့ လြန္လြန္းပီေနာ္၊ နင့္ေဝစု ကုန္ပီ၊ ထမင္းစားရင္ မရေတာ့ဘူး ဆိုတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလဲ မေနႏိုင္ဘူး၊ တစ္ခုထဲပါဆိုပီး ထပ္ႏွိုက္စားတာပဲ။ ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ အေမက ထေအာ္ပါေလေရာ။ နင္ေတာ့ေသေတာ့မယ္၊ လာခဲ့စမ္း ေနာက္တခါ လာစားလို႔ကေတာ့၊ အဲဒီ ျပဲေနတဲ့ မ်က္ႏွာကို ပိုျပားသြားေအာင္ ဖိေႏွာက္နဲ ေပါက္ပီသာမွတ္ လို႔ၾကိမ္းတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကလဲ နဲနဲ အခ်ိဳေသြးရတာေပါ့ေနာ၊ ေအာ္ ေမၾကီးကလဲ သမီးတေယာက္ထဲရွိတာ (ေမာင္နဲ႔၊ ညီမနဲ႔ကို စရင္းမသြင္းဘူး၊ ေမ့ထားလိုက္)၊ ေကၽြးလို႔ရတုန္း ေကၽြးစမ္းပါ၊ ေနာက္ ေကၽြးခ်င္ပါတယ္ဆိုမွ ေကၽြးလို႔မရတဲ့ အခါက်မွ ထိုင္မငိုမေနနဲေနာလို႔။ အေမကလဲ အမေလး ေဝးေသး၊ ေဝးေသး ဆိုပီး သူတျပန္ ကိုယ္တျပန္ ျပန္ေျပာေနက်တာေပါ့ မီးဖိုေခ်ာင္မွာ။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အဲဒါနဲ႔ အိမ္ေရွ႕ထုိင္ေနတဲ အေဖက ၾကားဝင္လွမ္းေျပာေပးပါေလေရာ။ ေအာ္ မိန္းမရယ္၊ သူစားခ်င္တာ ေၾကြးလိုက္စမ္းပါ။ ငါတို႔မွာ ဒီ ဟန္နီ သမီးတေယာက္ပဲ ေကၽြးဖို႔ရွိတာ၊ ဟိုေကာင္ (အငယ္ေကာင္) က အဲဒီဟင္း မၾကိဳက္ဘူး မိုလား။ ကဲကဲ ဟန္နီ ကို ေကၽြးလိုက္။ အေမက ဘယ္က ဟန္နီလဲ လို႔ေမးေရာ၊ အေဖက - ေအာ္ သူမ်ားေတြမွာ သူတို႔သားသမီးေတြကို ခ်စ္စႏိုး နာမည္လွလွ တပ္ေခၚၾကတယ္မိုလား၊ မစု ေခၚတာထက္စာရင္ ဟန္နီလို႔ ေခၚတာပိုမေကာင္းဘူးလားလို႕။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အေမက ခပ္ရိုးရိုး အတြန္႔တက္ တယ္။ အေဖ႔ ဘယ့္နဲ႔ ဟန္နီက ဟို ဦးဝွာ သမီးရဲ့ နာမည္ေလ ဆိုပီး အဲဒီနာမည္ သူမ်ားယူပီးေၾကာင္း အသိေပးတယ္။ အေဖက အိုး ဘာျဖစ္လဲ နာမည္တူ ေတြအမ်ားၾကီး ကိုယ့္သမီးကိုယ္ ေပးခ်င္တဲ့ နာမယ္ေပးတာေပါ့ ဆိုတယ္။ </p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ကၽြန္မက စဥ္းစားတယ္၊ အင္း မဟုတ္ေသးဘူး အေဖ ဒီေလာက္အတင္းၾကီး အင္စစ္ ေနရင္ အေကာင္းေျပာတာ မျဖစ္ႏိုင္ေတာ့ဘူး ဆိုပီး၊ ေမၾကီး သြားျငင္းမေနနဲ႔ဦး ဘာေျပာတာလဲမသိဘူး၊ တခုခုေတာ့တခုခုပဲလို႔ အေမကို ျပန္စဥ္းစားဖို႔ ဟန္႔လိုက္တယ္။ အဲဒီေတာ့မွ အေဖက ေအာ္ နာမယ္ ေလးက အရမ္းလွ၊ လူနဲလဲ လိုက္မွလိုက္ ပဲ။ သူကို ေခၚရင္ ဟန္နီေရ......လို႔သာေခၚလိုက္ ဆိုသတဲ့။ ကၽြန္မကလဲ အေဖ ဘာရြဲ႕ေျပာေနလဲ ေခါင္းထဲမွာ အၾကီးအက်ယ္စဥ္းစားပါေလေရာ။ </p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အေတာ္ေနမွ အေဖက ရွင္းတယ္။ ဟန္နီနာမယ္ က ေတာ္ေတာ္လွတာေနာ၊ အဂၤလိပ္လို အသံေလးကလဲေကာင္း....ဗမာျပန္ အဓိပ္ပါယ္ေလးကလဲ ေကာင္းနဲ....ေကာင္းမွေကာင္းပဲ ဆိုမွ၊ ကၽြန္မေခါင္ထဲ တိန္ကနဲ မီးလင္းသြားေတာ့တယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ပီးမွ ေကာင္းေကာင္းထိုင္ရီပါေလေရာ။ အေမက သေဘာမေပါက္ေသးပဲ ဘာလဲဘာလဲ လာေမးတယ္။ ကၽြန္မကျပန္ရွင္းျပရတယ္၊ ဟန္နီ ကို ျမန္မာလိုျပန္ေတာ့ ပ်ားရည္လို႔ ထြက္တယ္မို႔လား။ ဟန္နီေရ........လို႔ ေခၚေတာ့၊ ျပားေရ......လို႔ေခၚတာနဲတူတူပဲေပါ့။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အေဖက ကၽြန္မကို သက္သက္ႏွိပ္လိုက္တာ။ ေစာနက အေမက ကၽြန္မ မ်က္ႏွာ ျပဲျပဲ ကို ပို ျပားေအာင္ ဖိေႏွာက္နဲ ေပါက္မယ္လို႔ ေျပာတာကို အစေကာက္ပီး ေနာက္လိုက္တာလို႔ဆိုမွ အေမလဲသေဘာေပါက္ပီး သူေထာက္ခံေၾကာင္း၊ အဲဒီနာမယ္ေကာင္းေၾကာင္း၊ ကၽြန္မနဲ သင့္ေတာ္ေၾကာင္း၊ အေဖနာမယ္ေရြးေတာ္ေၾကာင္း၊ သူလဲ ဒီနာမယ္ စေခၚမယ္ ျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း စသည္စသည္ ေၾသာဘာ ေပးတယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ကၽြန္မလဲ ဘာျပန္ေျပာရမွန္း မသိေတာ့တာနဲ႔၊ ယူ ပီးပဲလ္ ဒုန္႔ အင္ေဆာ့ မီ၊ လို႔ေအာ္ဟစ္ပီး၊ ဟင္း ထပ္ခိုးစားဖို႔ အၾကံပါ ျဖတ္ပီး အိမ္ထဲ ဝင္ေျပးရတယ္။ ကၽြန္မ ရဲ့ မ်က္ႏွာ ျပဲျပဲ၊ ႏွေခါင္း ျပားျပား၊ ေခါင္းေခါင္း ျပားျပား၊ ကိုယ္လံုး ျပားျပား အဂၤါကို အျမဲလာလာ ခလုတ္တိုက္ တာခံရတယ္။ ဒီတခါ ခလုတ္တိုက္တာကိုေတာ့ ေတာ္ေတာ္စဥ္းစားယူလိုက္ရတယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အဲဒီက စပီး ကၽြန္မနားမွာ ဟန္နီ ေခၚသံၾကားမိတိုင္း၊ ေခၚတဲ့လူကို မ်က္ေစာင္း တခ်က္ ေကာင္းေကာင္း အထိုးခံရပီသာမွတ္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5247057612366830369?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-50318081474968035912008-09-26T20:44:00.000+12:002008-09-26T20:46:42.592+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">တေလာက နယူးဇီလန္ကို ေျပာင္းသြားတဲ့ အိက္စ္ေကာလိ က ဟိုမွာ အလုပ္ေလွ်ာက္ေနတာ၊ သူ ကၽြန္မကို ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ တပ္ထားတာ မသိလိုက္ဘူး။ သူကလဲၾကိဳၾကိဳတင္တင္ မေျပာထားဘူး။ ဒါနဲ မေန႔တုန္းက နယူးဇီလန္ ရီခရုမန္႔ ေအဂ်န္စီက တေယာက္က ကၽြန္မစီ ဖုန္းလွမ္းဆက္ပီး ဟိုေမးဒီေမး ေမးတယ္။ အလုပ္ထဲေရာက္ပီး နဲနဲမအားလို႔ ခပ္တိုတိုေျဖပီး ေမးခြန္းေတြကို ေမးလ္ကေန ေျဖမယ္လို႔ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ အိက္စ္ေကာလိရဲ့ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြက ေဘးမွာအကုန္ရွိေတာ့၊ ေတာ္ၾကာ ကၽြန္မ သူ႔မေကာင္းေၾကာင္းေျပာရင္ ျပန္ေျပာေနမွာ။ ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ ေပးတာ ပရိုက္ဗစ္စီ ရွိဖိုလိုတယ္။ ဒီလူ မေကာင္းရင္၊ မေကာင္းဘူးေျပာတာပဲေကာင္းတယ္။ ကိုယ္က အားနာပါးနာနဲ႔ ေကာင္းပါေၾကာင္း၊ ေတာ္ပါေၾကာင္း သြားေျပာပီးမွာ သူ႔ကို တကယ္လဲ ခိုင္းေရာ ဘာမွမလုပ္တတ္ဘူးဆိုရင္ ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ ေပးတဲ့လူပါ အျပစ္ျဖစ္မွာေပါ့ေနာ။ အဲေတာ့ ကၽြန္မက ေတာ္ရံုပဲေျဖတယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ လိုခ်င္ရင္ သူကအရင္ဆံုး ကိုယ့္ကို အသိေပးရမွာေပါ့။ သူ႔ကို ၾကိဳက္တယ္ ဆိုရင္ ေအး ရပါတယ္၊ အခ်င္းခ်င္းေတြပဲ နင္ေကာင္းေၾကာင္း ဝမ္းသာအားရ အမြန္းတင္ေပးရတာေပါ့ ဆိုပီး လိုလိုခ်င္ခ်င္ေပးမွာေပါ့။ သူ႔ကို မၾကိဳက္ဘူးဆိုရင္ေတာ့ နဲနဲ ေဝ့ဝွိုက္ျငင္းရတာေပါ့။ မၾကိဳက္ပါဘူးဆိုမွ သူ႔ေကာင္းေၾကာင္း ဘယ္လိုလုပ္ေရးရမလဲေနာ။ သူမေကာင္းတာၾကီးကို ေကာင္းပါတယ္လို႔ ေရးလဲမဟုတ္၊ မေကာင္းတာၾကီး ကုိ မေကာင္းပါဘူး၊ လံုးဝ သူ႔ကို မၾကိဳက္ပါဘူး တဲ့တိုးၾကီးေရးရင္လဲ မ်က္ႏွာပူစရာ၊ အားနာစရာ။ ကိုယ္ မေကာင္းေျပာလိုက္လို႔ သူဒီအလုပ္မရဘူးဆိုပီး ကိုယ့္အျပစ္လုပ္ခံေနရအံုးမယ္ေနာ။ အဲေတာ့ ပထမထဲက အရင္အသိေပးပီး သူတို႔ အိုေကတယ္ ဆိုမွာ ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ တတ္ဖို႔ေကာင္းတယ္။ ထားပါေတာ့။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အခု ကၽြန္မ ဒီလူ႔ကို ဘယ္လိုေကာင္းေအာင္ေပးရမွန္းလံုးဝ မစဥ္းစားတတ္ဘူးျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ေျပာရရင္ လံုးဝ ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ မေပးခ်င္ဘူး။ သူကလဲ လယ္တယ္။ သူ႔ကို မၾကိဳက္တဲ့၊ ေဘာ့စ္နဲ႔၊ ပေရာဂ်က္ မန္ေနဂ်ာ စီမွာ မေတာင္းဘူး၊ သူနဲ႔ နဲနဲ အလႊန္းသင့္တဲ့ တင္းမ္လိဒါ နဲ႔၊ ကၽြန္မ - စီနီယာ ဒီဖေလာ့ပါ စီမွာလာေတာင္းထားတယ္။ ေျပာရရင္ ဒီေကာင္ တခုမွ ဟုတ္တိပတ္တိမတတ္ဘူး၊ အပ်င္းကလဲထူ၊ ခိုင္းလိုက္ရင္လဲ တခုမွေကာင္းေကာင္းထြက္မလာဘူး။ ျပီးရင္ ျပီးတာပဲဆိုတဲ့သေဘာနဲပဲလုပ္တယ္။ သူ႔မွာ လံုးဝ သူလုပ္ရတဲ့ အလုပ္အေပၚ ေကာင္းေစခ်င္စိတ္၊ ေစသနားထားဖုိ႔စိတ္မရွိဘူး။ ဒါမဟုတ္ေသးဘူး ျပန္လုပ္ဆိုရင္ မ်က္ႏွာက ဆူပုတ္ပုတ္ ျပန္ရန္လုပ္ခ်င္တဲ့ ပံုနဲ႔။ အထူးသျဖင့္ ကၽြန္မခိုင္းတဲ့ အလုပ္ကို ပိုမလုပ္ခ်င္တဲ့ အခ်ိဳးအျမဲေပးတယ္။ သူထက္ ကၽြန္မ အသက္အားျဖင့္ ေတာ္ေတာ္ငယ္တာ တေၾကာင္း၊ မိန္းကေလး (အျမင္အားျဖင့္ ဂ်ပု ခပ္ဆုတ္ဆုတ္ ႏံုခ်ာခ်ာ လူေသးေသး) တေယာက္က သူ႕ကို အခိုင္းခံရတာတေၾကာင္း၊ ဟိုအေၾကာင္း ဒီအေၾကာင္း ေပါ့ေနာ၊ ကၽြန္မ ခိုင္းရင္ အခ်ိန္ဆြဲပီး မပီးႏိုင္ေတာ့ဘူး။ ဒီကလဲ အခ်ိန္ဆြဲရင္ လံုးဝ ၾကည့္လို႔ရတာ မဟုတ္ဘူး။ ၂နာရီ လုပ္ရင္ျပီးရမယ့္ အလုပ္တခုကို၊ တေန႔ မပီး ႏွစ္ေန႔ မပီး ဆိုရင္မဟုတ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ ကိုယ္ မအားလို႔ အားေနတဲ့ သူ႔ ခိုင္းပါတယ္၊ အလုပ္ေတာင္ ပိုေႏွာင့္ေႏွးသြားေသးတယ္ ဆိုျပသနာေနာ။ သူအလုပ္ေတြ ရွဳပ္ေနလို႔ ခိုင္းထားတာမပီးဘူးဆိုလဲ ေျဖသာေသးတယ္။ ခုဟာက သတိရလို႔ လွမ္းၾကည့္လိုက္တိုင္း ဂမ္းကစားေနလိုက္၊ ခ်က္ ေနလိုက္ပဲ ေတြ႔ေတြ႔ေနရတယ္။ ကၽြန္မတို႔ ရံုးက ဘာမွ ပိတ္မထားေတာ့ ကစားခ်င္တာ ကစား၊ လုပ္ခ်င္တာ လုပ္ေနလို႔ရတယ္။ </p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဒါနဲ တခါက စိတ္တိုပီး ေဘာ့စ္ေရွ႕မွာတင္ နင္လုပ္တာ မဟုတ္ေသးဘူး၊ နင္ဆီကို ျပန္လာလာစစ္ေနရတာနဲ႔ ငါအခ်ိန္ေတြပါ ပုတ္တယ္။ ဒီအလုပ္ မပီးရင္ နင့္တာဝန္ပဲဆိုပီး တဲ့တဲ့ေျပာပလိုက္တယ္။ အဲေတာ့ ေဘာ့စ္က သူကို မင္းဘာေတြနဲ အလုပ္မ်ားေနလဲ၊ ဘာလဲ၊ ညာလဲ ေမးေတာ့မွ၊ အိုး ပီးေတာ့မွာပါဆိုပီး ေပါက္တကရ စကားအခ်ိဳေသြးတယ္။ ေဘာ့စ္လဲ သြားေရာ ကၽြန္မကိုလာပီး၊ ေမ နင္ ေတာ္ေတာ္ စကားမ်ားတာပဲ၊ အာက်ယ္အာက်ယ္ ဘစ္ေမါက္သ္ ဆိုပီး လာ အတြန္႔တက္တယ္။ ဟား အမ်ားၾကီးပဲ ေျပာရရင္၊ ဒီေကာင္နဲလုပ္ရတဲ့ အလုပ္ တခုမွ အစဥ္မေျပဘူး။ ကၽြန္မတေယာက္ထဲ မဟုတ္ဘူး၊ သူနဲ႔ တြဲလုပ္သမွ်လူေတြအားလံုး သူ႔အေၾကာင္းသိတယ္။ အမေလး အလုပ္သာ ေကာင္းေကာင္းမလုပ္တတ္တာ၊ ေလပန္းရမယ့္ေနရာ၊ ဟိုေယာင္ေယာင္ ဒီေယာင္ေယာင္ တတ္ေယာင္ဝါး ဘူးလ္ရွစ္ လုပ္တဲ့ ေနရာမွာေတာ့ ကိုယ္ေတာ္က ေတာ္မွေတာ္။ ေအာ္ ဘူးလ္ရွစ္ ေကာင္းေကာင္းလုပ္တတ္ျခင္းသည္လဲ၊ အတတ္ပညာတခုပါပဲေလဆိုပီး အဲဒီေနရာမွာေတာ့ သူ႔ကို ဆရာတင္လိုက္ပါတယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အဲလို လူစားမ်ိဳးအတြက္ ေတာင္းလာတဲ့ ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ ကို ကၽြန္မ ဘယ္လို ေကာင္းေကာင္း ေပးရမလဲ။ သူ႔ ဝမ္းစာေရးကို ကိုယ္ အေႏွာက္အရွက္ မေပးခ်င္ပါဘူးေလ ဆိုပီး ေတာ္ရံုေလာက္ ဟိုလိမ္ ဒီလိမ္ ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။ ကၽြန္မ ျပန္စာ ေမးလ္ ေရးေနတုန္းမွာပဲ ကိုယ္ေတာ္က ဂ်ီေတာ့ေပၚက လွမ္းေျပာတယ္။ ေဟး ေမ၊ နင့္ဆီကို တစ္ေယာက္ေယာက္ ဖုန္းဆက္ပီး ရဖ္ဖရန္႔ ေတာင္းရင္၊ ေကာင္းေကာင္းေလး ေပးလိုက္စမ္းပါ၊ နဲနဲပါးပါး ဘူးလ္ရွစ္လိုက္ေပါ့ေနာ တဲ့၊ အိုင္ အမ္ ေကာင့္တင္း အြန္ ယူ တဲ့။ </p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ေအာ္ ဟုတ္ကဲ့ ရွင့္ ကၽြန္မ တတ္ႏိုင္သေလာက္ ဘူးလ္ရွစ္ေပးလိုက္ပါမယ္လို႔ ဂတိေပးလိုက္ရတယ္။ <br /> ကဲကဲ သေကာင့္သား၊ က်န္းမာပါေစ၊ ခ်မ္းသာပါေစ။ ငါပဲ ကုသိုလ္ တစ္ပဲ၊ ငရဲ တစ္ပိသာ ယူလိုက္ပါတယ္ေလ။ </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5031808147496803591?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-57055656219451695262008-09-23T12:33:00.001+12:002008-09-23T12:33:00.171+12:00<div xmlns='http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml'><p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>ခုတေလာ ဘေလာ့လုပ္ဖို႔ လံုးဝစိတ္မဝင္စားႏွိဳင္ဘူးျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ပေရာဂ်က္ ၃ခုတျပိဳင္ထဲကိုင္ေနရတယ္။ ဟိုတေယာက္ကလဲ သူ႔ပေရာဂ်က္ကို ဦးစားေပးလုပ္ေစခ်င္၊ ဒီတေယာက္ကလဲ သူ႔ပေရာဂ်က္ကို ဦးစားေပးလုပ္ေစခ်င္နဲ႔ လုပ္ရတဲ့လူမွာ ခ်ာခ်ာကိုလည္ေနတာပဲ။ ဒီၾကားထဲ တျခားတေယာက္ကိုင္ေနၾက မိန္တန္နန္႔စ္ စပို႔ ကလဲ လုပ္ေပးရေသးတယ္။ အဲဒီ ဒဗေလာ့ပါ ကဟိုတေလာက အလုပ္ကထြက္သြားေတာ့ သူလုပ္ေနက်ဟာေတြပါ ကိုယ့္စီေရာက္လာတယ္။ လူသစ္တစ္ေယာက္ေတာ့ ေခၚထားပါရဲ့ တခုမွ မတတ္သေလာက္ရွိတဲ့ လူျဖစ္ေနေတာ့ သူ႔ကိုခိုင္းရင္ ရွင္းျပရတာနဲတင္ အခ်ိန္သိပ္ကုန္တယ္။ ကိုယ္တိုင္လုပ္တာက ပိုျမန္ပါေသးတယ္ဆိုပီး ဟိုဟာလဲ ကိုယ့္ဟာကိုယ္လုပ္၊ ဒီဟာလဲ ကိုယ့္ဟာကိုယ္လုပ္နဲ႔ လူလဲရူးခ်င္ခ်င္ျဖစ္လာတယ္။ ဒီၾကားထဲ ပေရာဂ်က္မန္ေနဂ်ာဆိုတဲ့ ဂတုန္း၊ မုတ္ဆိတ္ေမြးထူလျဗစ္နဲ႔ ခြားမေသးက လာလာပီး ဒီမန္းလုပ္ခ်င္ေသးတယ္။ ရွိသမွ်မုတ္ဆိတ္ေမြးေတြ ေဆာင့္ဆြဲပီး ဘယ္ျပန္၊ ညာျပန္၊ ငါတယ္ လုပ္လိုက္ရ ေကာင္းေတာ့မယ္။ အလုပ္ေတြရွဳပ္လို႔ စိတ္တုိေနတာ ေတာ္ေတာ္ၾကာပီ။ စိတ္တိုတုန္း စကာမေျပာတာပဲေကာင္းတယ္။ ေတာ္ရာလူေကာ၊ မေတာ္ရာလူေကာ ကိုပါ ဘုဂြစာ ေတြပဲ ျပန္ေျပာမိမွာ။ </p> <p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>အလုပ္မ်ားပါတယ္ဆိုမွ သူမ်ား လုပ္ရမဲ့ ပို႔စ္ဂရက္ အဆိုင္းမန္႔ကိုပါ လိုက္လုပ္ေပးေနရေသးတယ္။ ကၽြန္မ အခုလုပ္ေနတဲ့ ပေရဂ်က္တစ္ခုရဲ့ ကာ့စတန္မာ မွာသူတုိ႔ရဲ့ အိုင္တီမန္ေနဂ်ာ နဲ႔ ေနာက္ေကာင္မေလးတစ္ေယာက္က ပို႔စ္ဂရက္ တက္ေနတာ၊ သူတို႔ အဆိုင္းမန္႔မွာ ကၽြန္မလုပ္တဲ့ ပရိုဂရမ္ကို ယူသံုးမလို႔တဲ့။ ယူခ်င္ယူေပါ့၊ နင္တုိ႔အတြက္လုပ္ေပးတာ၊ နင္တုိ႔ဟာနင္တို႔ သံုးခ်င္သလိုသာသံုးေပါ့၊ ငါနဲ႔မွ မဆိုင္တာ။ ခုေတာ့ သူတို႔အတြက္ ဒီေတး ေဒါ့ကၽဴမန္ေတးရွင္းပါ ေရးေပးေနရတယ္။ နင္တုိ႔ အဆိုင္းမန္႔က နင္တို႔လုပ္တာလား၊ ငါလုပ္တာလား ေျပာရမလုိျဖစ္ေနပီ။ </p> <p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>အဲဒီ အိုင္တီမန္ေနဂ်ာ ဆိုတဲ့ ခြားမေသး ကုလားက ကၽြန္မနဲ ေက်ာင္းေနဖက္၊ တစ္ခန္းတဲ တစ္တန္းတည္းက။ အျမဲတမ္း လိုက္လုိက္ပီး ျပိဳင္ေနတာ။ သူတစ္ခါဘူးမွ မႏိုင္ဖူးဘူး။ သူက တက္ကနစ္ကယ္ ဒေရာရင္း ယူတယ္။ ကၽြန္မက ပ်ဳးဝါး ဆိုင္းရန္႔၊ ဘိုင္အို၊ ကမ္ နဲ႔ ဖစ္စစ္ ယူတယ္။ စာေမးပြဲတိုင္း သူက ကၽြန္မထက္ တစ္ဆင့္နိမ့္တယ္။ ေနာက္ဆံုး ဆုေပးပြဲမွာ ကၽြန္မကိုလာပီး ဒီကလဲယားလုပ္သြားေသးတယ္။ ေမ နင့္ကို သတ္ျပစ္ခ်င္တယ္၊ အရမ္းမုန္းတယ္ တဲ့။ ေယာက္က်ားၾကီးတန္မဲ့ ေဘးနားက တျပစ္ေတာက္ေတာက္ သူကၽြန္မကို ဘယ္ေလာက္ အျမင္ကပ္ေၾကာင္း လာလာေျပာေနတာ လံုးဝမေမ့ဘူး။ ကၽြန္မကေတာ့ ခပ္တည္တည္ပါပဲ။ သူ႔ဟာသူ အသံုးမက်လို႔ အဂၤလိပ္စာ ႏွစ္လံုးကြဲေအာင္ မေျပာတတ္တဲ့ ကၽြန္မကို မႏိုင္တာ၊ ကိုယ့္ဟာကိုယ္ သတ္ေသဖို႔ေကာင္းတယ္။ အဲဒီတုန္းက ကၽြန္မတုိ႔ေရာက္စဆိုေတာ့ အဂၤလိပ္စာ ကိုအရမ္းလိုက္ရတာ။ ကၽြန္မ အေရးက ရတယ္၊ နားလည္ေအာင္ ေဝ့ဝိုက္ပီး ရွင္တတ္တယ္၊ အေျပာက မရဘူး။ ဟိုထစ္ ဒီေငါ့ပဲ။ အဲလိုလူမ်ိဴးကို သူမႏိုင္တာ၊ သူအသံုးမက်လို႔ဆိုတာ ရွင္းေနတာပဲ။ ထားပါေတာ့ သူ႔က ကၽြန္မကို သတ္ျပစ္ခ်င္ေလာက္ေအာင္မုန္းတယ့္ လူတစ္ေယာက္လို႔ေတာ့ အျမဲမွတ္မိေနပါတယ္။ </p> <p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>ခု အလုပ္ခြင္မွာ ျပန္ေတြ႔ရေတာ့ သူက ကုမ္ပနီတစ္ခုရဲ့ အိုင္တီမန္ေနဂ်ာ။ ကၽြန္မက အခုေလာေလာဆယ္ သူ႔အဆိုင္းမန္႔ကို ေရးေပးေနရတဲ့ အညတရ ပရိုဂန္မာ။ အိုင္တီမန္ေနဂ်ာဆိုတိုင္းလဲ ကၽြန္မက အထင္မၾကီးပါဘူး။ သူ႔ဟာသူ ဘာၾကီး ညာၾကီး ဆရာဝန္ၾကီး၊ အရာရွိၾကီး၊ ဘာၾကီးျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ကၽြန္မဂရုမစိုက္တတ္ဘူး။ လူတစ္ေယာက္ကို ေလးစားတန္ရင္ ေလးစားမယ္။ အထင္ၾကီးတန္ရင္ အထင္ၾကီးမယ္။ သူ႔ဂုဏ္ေတြ ဗ်က္ေတြနဲ႔ မဆိုင္ဘူး၊ ေထာက္ေနစရာမလိုဘူး။ သူေတာင္းစားျဖစ္ေနလဲ ေလးစားတန္ရင္ ေလးစားမွာပဲ။ ဆရာဝန္ၾကီး၊ အရာရွိၾကီး၊ ျဖစ္ေနလဲ တစ္စက္ကေလးမွ အထင္မၾကီးခ်င္ မၾကီးဘူးပဲ။ သူ႔ အက္ရွင္ အေပၚမူတည္ပီး ဒီလူဘယ္လိုလူစားမ်ိဳးလဲ ကိုယ္ဥာဏ္ရွိသေလာက္ စဥ္းစားစင့္ခ်ိန္ႏိုင္တာပဲေနာ။ </p> <p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>ေနာက္တခုက တခါတေလ ဘယ္ေလာက္ၾကိဴးစားၾကိဳးစား သူ႔ကံနဲ႔သူလာတာပါပဲ။ အခ်ိတ္အဆက္ ေကာင္းေကာင္းတစ္ခုရွိရင္ပီးတာပါပဲ။ တကယ္ၾကိဴးစားပီး ေအာင္ျမင္ေနတဲ့လူေတြရွိသလို၊ အရည္အခ်င္းမရွိ၊ ေသာက္သံုးမက်ပဲ ေဘာ့စ္တက္ျဖစ္ေနတဲ့ လူေတြလဲအမ်ားၾကီးပါပဲ။ အင္း...အရည္အခ်င္းမရွိလို႔ေတာ့ ေျပာလို႔မရဘူးေပါ့ေလ။ သူလဲ သူေနရာသူေရာက္ဖို႔၊ အတန္အတင့္ေတာ့ ၾကိဳးစားလာရမွာပါပဲ။ ထားပါေတာ့၊ ခု ခံျပင္းတာက ေသာက္ကုလားက ေက်းဇူးတင္ စကားတစ္ခြန္းေတာင္ မေျပာဘူး။ တကယ္ဆို ဒါေတြကၽြန္မလုပ္ေပးေနစရာမလိုဘူး။ ကၽြန္မ ပရိုဂရမ္ျပီးရင္ျပီးျပီပဲ။ ယူစာ မန္နယူရယ္ေလာက္ပဲ ေရးေပးဖို႔လိုတာ။ ခုဟာက တမင္ အေၾကာၾကီးနဲ႔ လာႏွိပ္ဆက္ေနတာ။ သူတို႔ကုမ္ပနီက ေနာက္ထပ္ ပေရာဂ်က္ေတြ ရႏိုင္ဖို႔ရွိတယ္၊ သူတို႔ေက်နပ္ေအာင္ မ်က္ႏွာလွလွထားရမယ္ဆိုလို႔သာ လုပ္စရာရွိတာကို ေျပာစရာမရွိ ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာလုပ္ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။ ကိုယ္လုပ္တာကို လူအထင္ေသးမခံရေအာင္၊ ငါလုပ္တာအေကာင္းဆံုးျဖစ္ရမယ္ ဆိုတဲ့ မာနေလးကလဲရွိေနေတာ့ ကိုယ္ပဲပိုပင္ပန္းခံပီးလုပ္ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္။ ရင္ထဲမွာေတာ့ အေတာ္ခါးသားပဲ။ </p> <p lang='my' style='font-family: Zawgyi-One;'>အင္း ဘေလာ့ဂ္မေရးတာ ၾကာပီေနာလို႔ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတခ်ိဳ႕ လာလာေမးလို႔ ဒီမနက္ အလုပ္နဲနဲပါးေနတုန္း စိတ္ထဲရွိရာေလးေတြ ခ်ေရးလိုက္ပါတယ္။ ရင္ထဲက အခါးေတြကို ရွယ္ယာလိုက္လုိ႕ နဲနဲေပါ့သြားသလိုပဲ။ ကဲကဲ ခုေတာ့ ဒီေလာက္ပဲ၊ အလုပ္ကေလးေတြ ျပန္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။ သင့္အတြက္ ေကာင္းေသာေန႔ျဖစ္ပါေစရွင္။</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5705565621945169526?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-53873601942888082152008-07-17T14:58:00.002+12:002008-07-17T15:04:16.924+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">မေန႔တုန္းက ေဟဒန္ ပန္နက္တီးယား <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hayden_Panettiere" title="Hayden Panettiere" rel="external">Hayden Panettiere</a> ရဲ့သီခ်င္းကို ပထမဆံုးအၾကိမ္နားေထာင္ျဖစ္တယ္။ ေရဒီယိုရစ္ပ္ ဖိုင္လင့္ကို <a href="http://twitter.com/mayvelous/statuses/859824853" title="Radio Rip" rel="external">တြစ္ထားလိုက္တယ္</a>။ ဒီေန႔ ယူက်ဳ ဗီဒီရို ထြက္လာတာေတြ႔လို႔ ဘာရယ္မဟုတ္ပါဘူး တင္လိုက္ဦးမယ္ေလဆိုပီး ဒီမွာတင္ထားလိုက္တာပါ။ ေဟဒန္ကို teen movie ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားမွာ သရုပ္ေဆာင္ကတည္းကၾကိဳက္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မအၾကိဳက္ <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heroes_(TV_series)" title="Heroes TV Series" rel="external">Heroes</a> ဇာတ္လမ္းတြဲထဲမွာ သူက Cheerleader လုပ္တယ္။ Save the cheerleader, save the world ဆိုပီး ပီတာ ပထရယ္လီ က သူ႔ကိုသြားကယ္ရတယ္။ ကၽြန္မထင္တာေတာ့ ေကာင္မေလးက ခ်စ္ဖို႔ေကာင္းတယ္၊ အရပ္ကေလး နဲနဲပု၊ နဲနဲဝ တာကလြဲလို႔။ သရုပ္ေဆာင္လဲ သိပ္မဆိုးလွပါဘူး။ ကၽြန္မကေတာ့ သူ႔အရြယ္ မင္းသမီးေတြထဲမွာပါတဲ့ <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan" title="Lindsay Lohan" rel="external">လင္ေစလုိဟန္</a> တို႔၊ <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Tisdale" title="Ashley Tisdale" rel="external">အက္ခ်လီ တစ္စဒရ္</a> တို႔၊ <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emma_Watson" title="Emma Watson" rel="external">အရ္မာ ဝတ္ဆန္</a> တို႔ထက္စာရင္ ေဟဒန္ကို ပိုၾကိဳက္တယ္။</p> <p align="center">"Wake Up Call": Hayden Panettiere<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6okDq7_rawk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6okDq7_rawk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အင္းထားပါေတာ့၊ သူ႔သီခ်င္းကေတာ့ nothing special, just average, no uniqueness but an OK song. သူ႔အသံက ရီဟာနာ စတိုင္လိုလို၊ ပဲရစ္ေဟတန္ စတိုင္လိုလို၊ ဗီဒီရို အဖြင့္ကလဲ ပူစီကတ္ေဒါလ္ လိုလို၊ ခရစ္စ္တီးနာလိုလို ဖြင့္ထားတယ္။ အင္း ဟိုလိုလို၊ ဒီလိုလို ေလးပါပဲ။ ဘာပဲျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ကၽြန္မလဲ ထမင္းစားခ်ိန္ နဲနဲအားေနလို႔ ဒီမွာလာတင္လိုက္တာပါ။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5387360194288808215?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-20633519350863699532008-07-08T13:13:00.002+12:002008-07-08T13:24:11.765+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဒီမွာမေရးတာၾကာပီမို႔ ျပန္ေရးရင္း ရင္ထဲရွိတာေလးေတြ ေျပာရဦးမယ္။ ဒီေန႔ ရံုးမွာအရမ္းဆူညံေနတာပဲ။ ပေရာဂ်က္မန္ေနဂ်ာ အရမ္းေသာင္းက်န္းေနတယ္။ သူနဲ႔ ေဘာ့စ္နဲ႔ ပရိုပိုဆလ္တစ္ခုေရးေနတာ၊ ေဒါ့က်ဳမန္႔ တန္ပလိပ္ ကိုအၾကိဳက္လို႔ဆိုပီး မနက္ကတည္းက ဂ်ီတိုက္တာ ခုထိမပီးေသးဘူး။ ဒီလူက တစ္ရံုးလံုးမွာ အသံအက်ယ္ဆံုးပဲ။ အဆဲလဲအရမ္းသန္တယ္။ ေတာ္ရံုလူ သူ႕ကိုမခံႏိုင္ဘူး။ သူက အေအာ္သန္ရံုတင္မကဘူူး ေဘးမွာရွိတဲ့ ပစ္စည္းေတြကိုပါ ထုေထာင္းလိုက္ေသးတယ္။ သူ႔ ကီးဘုတ္နဲ႔ ဖုန္းနဲ႔ကို အရမ္းသနားတာပဲ။ သူမေက်နပ္တိုင္း အထုေထာင္းခံေနရလုိ႕။ သူက ကၽြန္မေရွ႔မွထိုင္ေတာ့ ကၽြန္မနားအညီးအခံရဆံုးပဲ။ တခါတခါ စဥ္းစားပီးလုပ္ေနတဲ့ ကုဒ္ေလးေတြ သူထထေအာ္လိုက္တာ လန္႔ပီး ေတြးထားတာေတြေပ်ာက္ကုန္ေရာ။ အရမ္းစိတ္ကုန္ဖို႔ေကာင္းတယ္။ ကၽြန္မတို႔အကုန္လံုးက သူ႔အေၾကာင္းသိေနေတာ့ ေတာ္ရံုသူေအာ္တာ ဆဲတာကို ဂရုမစိုက္ၾကပါဘူး။ ဒီေန႔ေတာ့ အရမ္းဆိုးတယ္။ ကေလးမဟုတ္ သူငယ္မဟုတ္ ဂ်စ္လုပ္သလိုမ်ိဳးျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ျပင္လို႔မရတဲ့ ကိစ္စမ်ိဳးကို သည္းခံပီး လုပ္တာမဟုတ္ဘူး၊ ထပ္ခါတလဲလဲ ကြန္ပလိန္႔ တက္ေနတယ္။ </p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္မအလုပ္ေတြအရမ္းရွဳပ္ေနပါတယ္ဆို သူက အေရွ႕ကေန အာျပဲၾကီးနဲ႔ ထထဆဲေနတာ၊ လူပါစိတ္တိုပီး ဘယ္ေတာ့ျပန္ဆဲမိေတာ့မယ္မသိဘူး။ ျဖစ္ႏိုင္ရင္ အေနာက္ကေန သူ႔ေခါင္းတုံးေျပာင္ကို တခုခုနဲ႔ ေကာက္ေပါက္ပစ္လိုက္ခ်င္တယ္။ ေဘာ့စ္္ကလဲ စိတ္အေတာ္ရွည္တယ္။ သူ ေဘာစ့္ကို ဒရိုက္ၾကီးဆဲေနတာကို ခပ္ေအးေအး ျပန္ေျပာရွင္းျပေနေသးတယ္။ ကၽြန္မသာဆို ဒီေလာက္စိတ္ရွည္ႏိုင္မွာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ ကိုယ့္ငယ္သားတစ္ေယာက္ဆီက အဆူအေငါက္ခံႏိုင္မွာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ သူတို႔ႏွစ္ေယာက္က အေၾကာင္းသိ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြမို႔ ဒီေလာက္သည္းညီးခံႏိုင္တာလားေတာ့မသိပါဘူး။ ေျပာခ်င္တာက တစ္ရံုးလံုးမွာ ဒီလူအဆိုးဆံုးပဲ။ သူနဲ႔အတူလုပ္တာႀကာေတာ့ ကၽြန္မပါ သူ႔ဆီက ဓာတ္ေတြ ကူးကူးလာတယ္။ ဆဲတတ္လာတယ္၊ ထထေအာ္ခ်င္လာတယ္။ စိတ္တိုရင္သူ႔လိုပဲ ေဘးက ေမါက္စ္ေတြ၊ ဖုန္းေတြကို တေဒါင္းေဒါင္းထုေထာင္းပစ္ခ်င္လာတယ္။ ဒါေျပာတာေပါ့ လူမိုက္ဆိုရင္ ေရွာင္ေသြလြဲလို႔ မမွီဝဲနဲ႔ကင္းေအာင္ေန ဆိုတာ။ ကိုယ့္အနီးအနား အန္ဗရားမန္႔ ရဲ့ ဓါတ္ေတြကူးဖို႔သိပ္လြယ္တာပဲ။ မလႊဲသာႏိုင္ရင္ေတာ့ ကိုယ့္ဟာကိုယ္ဆင္ခ်င္ေနတာအေကာင္းဆံုးပါပဲ။ ကၽြန္မလဲ ဆင္ခ်င္ေနရတယ္။ ဒါပါပဲ။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-2063351935086369953?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-13716275857464047322008-04-28T17:29:00.001+12:002008-04-28T17:31:09.643+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေရွ႕အပတ္ အင္ဒိုနီးရွားက ဘာလီကၽြန္း ကို သြားရမယ္။ အသြားအျပန္ ၅ ရက္ပဲၾကာမယ္။ မေလးရွား ကြာလာလန္ပို ကတဆင့္သြားရမွာ။ ေလဆိပ္မွာ တစ္ညအိပ္္ရမယ္တဲ့။ အျပင္ထြက္လည္ခ်င္တယ္၊ ဒါေပမဲ့ တစ္ေယာက္ထဲသြားရမွာဆိုေတာ့ လမ္းေျပာက္ပီး ေလာ့စ္ေနရင္ဒုက္ခ ဆိုေတာ့ ေလဆိပ္ထဲပဲ ငုတ္တုတ္ထိုင္ေနဖို႔ စဥ္းစားထားတယ္။ ဂ်ကာတာ က အင္ဒိုနီရွန္ Fr. တစ္ေယာက္က မေန႔ကဖုန္းဆက္ပီး လာဖို႔ဖိတ္ေပမဲ့ အလုပ္က ခြင့္မရလို႔ မလာျဖစ္ေတာ့ဘူးေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ ေနာက္တစ္ေခါက္သြားျဖစ္ရင္ေတာ့ ဝင္ျဖစ္ေအာင္ဝင္ခဲ့ပါ့မယ္လို႔ ေျပာလိုက္ရတယ္။ သူက ဖီီဂ်ီမွာ ေနသြားဖူးတယ္။ အရမ္းခင္တယ္။ ၾကက္ေတာင္ရိုက္ဖက္ေတြ။ ဘာလီမွာေတာ့ အသိမရွိဘူး...ဗမာေတြ အဲဒီမွာရွိမလားမသိဘူး။ ျမန္မာဘေလာ့ဂါေတြ ဘာလီမွာရွိရင္ ႏွဳတ္ဆက္ခ်င္ပါတယ္။ ဆက္သြယ္ပါ။ စကားေလး၊ ဘာေလး ေျပာရတာေပါ့။ ကြန္းဖရန္႔စ္ တစ္ခုတက္ဖို႔သြားတာပါ။ very exciting yet very nervous ပါပဲ။ ကြန္းဖရန္႔စ္ထဲ အင္တာနက္ရမယ္ဆိုရင္ေတာ့ လိုက္ဖ္ တြစ္တင္း လုပ္ဖို႔စိတ္ကူးထားပါတယ္။ လပ္ေတာ့ပ္ ယူသြားမွဆိုေတာ့ ဟိုတယ္ကတဆင့္ ဘေလာ့လုိ႔ရရင္ရမယ္ထင္ပါတယ္။ ၾကည့္လိုက္ဦးမယ္ေလ။ ဘာမွာၾကဦးမလဲ။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-1371627585746404732?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-47293050149708768872008-02-20T16:04:00.000+12:002008-02-20T16:06:51.552+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဟိုအပတ္ကတည္းက ကြန္ျပဴတာအသစ္မွာ ဟိုဟာထည့္ ဒီဟာထည့္လုပ္ေနတာ။ ေဇာ္ဂ်ီလက္ကြက္ထည့္ထားတာ ေလာ့ဂ္အင္ အသစ္နဲ႔ဝင္ေတာ့ လက္ကြက္က ဘယ္ေရာက္သြားမွန္းမသိဘူး။ System32 folder ထဲက file ကို delete ပီး ျပန္ install မွ လက္ကြက္က language settings ထဲျပန္ေပၚလာတယ္။ zawgyi.net က ခုထိ ေဒါင္းေနတုန္းပဲ။ ဘာျဖစ္ေနလဲမသိဘူး။ ျမန္မာလိုေရးဖို႔ ေခါင္းထဲထည့္ထားတာေလးေတြ၊ လက္ကြက္ျပသနာတက္ေနတာနဲ႔ ေရးခ်င္စိတ္ေတာင္မရွိေတာ့ဘူး။ ေနာက္မွ ျပန္စဥ္းစားပီးေရးေတာ့မယ္။ type တာကလဲ အၾကာၾကီး အျပင္းထူတယ္။ ေခါင္းထဲရွိတာေလးေတြ ကြန္ျပဴတာက သူ႔အလိုလို type ေပးသြားရင္သိပ္ေကာင္းမွာပဲ။ speech recognition program လိုေျပာလိုက္တာနဲ႔ ေနာက္ကလိုက္ေရးသြားတာမ်ိဳးေပါ့။ </p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ခုတေလာ twitter ဖက္ကိုေျခလွမ္းအေတာ္ေရာက္ေနတယ္။ ဘေလာ့ဂ္ပိုစ့္ေရးရတာ အျပင္းထူလို႔ လြယ္လြယ္ပီးတဲ့ <a href="http://twitter.com/mayvelous" title="Twitter">twitter</a> ကိုပဲလွမ္းတင္ေနမိတယ္။ <a href="http://www.twhirl.org/" title="twhirl">twhirl</a> ဆိုတာေလး install ထားတာ အရမ္းၾကိဳက္တာပဲ။ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြတင္တာေတြကိုေကာင္းေကာင္းလိုက္ၾကည့္လို႔ရတယ္။ multiple account နဲ႔လဲသံုးလိုရတယ္။ အေတာ့္ကို စိတ္ၾကိဳက္ျဖစ္ေနတယ္။ ေနာက္မွ English ဖက္မွာ review ေကာင္းေကာင္းေရးမယ္။ အင္း...ေနာက္မွေတြ မ်ားေနပီ။ ခုလဲ ေနာက္မွ ပို႔စ္ေကာင္းေကာင္းေရးလိုက္ေတာ့မယ္။ ယူစ္ဇာ မန္နယူရယ္လ္ တစ္ခုေရးစရာရွိေနလို႔ ဆက္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-4729305014970876887?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-28406049908755254612008-02-08T10:19:00.000+12:002008-02-08T10:22:48.815+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ေအာ္ ေသာၾကာေန႔ေရာက္သြားျပန္ျပီ။ ဒီအပတ္ဘယ္လိုကုန္သြားမွန္းမသိလိုက္ဘူး။ တပတ္လံုးအရမ္းအလုပ္မ်ားတာပဲ။ ရံုးအလုပ္ေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးပဲ။ ပေရာဂ်က္က ဒီပလြိဳင္းမန္႔ လုပ္ဖို႔နီးပီဆိုေတာ့ က်န္ေနတဲ့ ဘာ့ဂ္ေတြကို ျမန္ျမန္လိုက္ရွင္းေနရတယ္။ ေခါင္းကိုကိုက္ေနတာပဲ။</p>မေန႔က အိမ္မွာ ႏွစ္ကူးလုပ္တယ္။ ေမၾကီး က အငယ္မဆီသြားလည္ေနေတာ့ ဒီႏွစ္ အစားအေသာက္ေတြအကုန္ ဆိုင္ကဝယ္ျပီးလုပ္ရတယ္။ ေခါက္ဆြဲေၾကာ္က လံုးဝမေကာင္းဘူး။ ေမၾကီး လက္ရာကို ေျခဖ်ားေတာင္မမွီဘူး။ တျခားဟင္းေတြကလဲ သိပ္စားလို႔မေကာင္းသလိုပဲ။ ဟင္းေတြ၊ မုန႔္ေတြ အေဖ ဝယ္လာလိုက္တာ အလ်ဳံပယ္ပဲ။ မေန႔ညက မကုန္လို႔ ေခြးစာထဲ ထည့္လိုက္ရတာေတြ အမ်ားၾကီး။ ႏွေမ်ာလိုက္တာ။ ေတာ္ရံုပဲ ဝယ္ေပါ့၊ ဒီႏွစ္ အေမအိမ္မွာ မရွိလို႔ စတိေလာက္ပဲလုပ္တာမဟုတ္ဘူးလို႔ သြားေျပာမိလို႔၊ ငါ့ဟာငါ လုပ္ခ်င္လို႔လုပ္တာ နင္ကဘာျဖစ္လဲ ဆိုျပီး အဆူေတာင္ခံလိုက္ရေသးတယ္။ မေန႔ ေန႔လယ္က ကန္ေတာ့တာ ကၽြန္မက ရံုးမွာ အလုပ္အရမ္းရွဳပ္ေတာ့ အေဖလာေခၚတာကုိ မလုိက္ဘူး၊ မကန္ေတာ့ဘူးဆိုပီး ေနလိုက္တာ။ အငယ္ေကာင္ပဲ ပါသြားတယ္။ <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ႏွစ္တိုင္း ႏွစ္ကူးေရာက္ရင္ အေဖနဲ႔ ရန္ျဖစ္ရတယ္။ ကၽြန္မက တရုတ္လူမ်ား ဘာသာ ထံုးတမ္းစဥ္လာ စသည္စသည္ေတြကို ဘာမွသိတာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ ေသြး အနဲငယ္ဆပ္တာပဲရွိတယ္။ ကိုယ္မသိတဲ့ စိတ္မဝင္စားတဲ့ ဟာကို လံုးဝမလုပ္ခ်င္ဘူး။ အဲေတာ့ ဒီႏွစ္ရန္ျဖစ္ပီး လံုးဝ မကန္ေတာ့လိုက္ဘူး။ အစားအေသာက္ေတြေတာ့စားလိုက္ပါတယ္။ မစားလို႔ရင္ လႊင့္ပစ္ရမွာ။ လံုးဝမကုန္ဘူး အမ်ားၾကီး။ အေဖကလဲ အဲဒါနဲ႔ပတ္သပ္ျပီး မၾကည္ဘူး။ မတတ္ႏိုင္ဘူး၊ မလုပ္ခ်င္တာတခုကို ဟိုလူ႕မ်က္ႏွာေထာက္၊ ဒီလူ႔မ်က္ႏွာေထာက္ျပီး လိုက္လုပ္မေနႏိုင္ဘူး။ အၾကီးဆံုးသမီးျဖစ္လို႔ ဒီအေမြကို ဆက္ခံရမယ္လို႔ ဟိုႏွစ္က အဖြားကေျပာတယ္။ တခါတည္း ျငင္းျပီး လံုးဝမလုပ္ႏိုင္ဘူး ေျပာပလိုက္တယ္။ အငယ္ေကာင္ လုပ္ေလ့မယ္လို႔ေျပာလိုက္တယ္။ ဒီကိစၥနဲ႔ ပတ္သပ္ျပီး ကၽြန္မတဖက္၊ အဖြားနဲ႔ အေဖနဲ႔ တဖက္၊ လံုးဝ မတည့္ဘူး။ အေမကေတာ့ တရုတ္စပ္ကို ယူထားမိတာဆိုေတာ့ သိပ္မေျပာႏိုင္ဘူး။ လုပ္စရာရွိတာ လုပ္ေပးလိုက္တာပဲ။ ကၽြန္မနဲ႔ကေတာ့ ႏွစ္ကူးေရာက္တိုင္း တဆူဆူပဲ။ ေနာက္ႏွစ္လဲ မရွိခိုးႏွိင္ဘူး။ </p>ကၽြန္မ အတြက္ ေရေရရာရာ မသိတဲ့ လူမ်ိဳး ထံုးတမ္းစဥ္လာ တစ္ခုကို အခ်ိန္ကုန္ခံျပီး လုပ္မေနႏိုင္ဘူး။ ကၽြန္မကိုယ္ ကၽြန္မ တရုတ္တေယာက္၊ တရုတ္ဆပ္တေယာက္ ျဖစ္တယ္လို႔ ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ မခံယူခ်င္ဘူး။ တကယ္လို႔ ကၽြန္မေသာ္၄င္း၊ ေသြးဆပ္သူ အေဖ၊ အဖြားေသာ္၄င္း၊ တရုတ္ စကားတတ္ခဲ့ရင္၊ ဒါမွမဟုတ္ တရုတ္လိုနဲနဲနီးဆပ္ခဲ့ရင္၊ ကၽြန္မအတြက္ ေအာ္ ငါသည္လဲ သူတို႔လူမ်ိဳးနဲ႔ ေသြးေတာ္နီးဆပ္ပါလား ဆိုပီး ခံယူလို႔ရေသးတယ္။ ခုဟာက အိမ္မွာ တေယာက္မွ တရုတ္စကားလဲ မတတ္ဘူး၊ တရုတ္လိုလဲ မေနဘူး၊ ဘာဆိုဘာမွ မဆိုင္သလိုပဲေနပီး ႏွစ္ကူးၾကမွ၊ ေဟး ႏွစ္ကူးလုပ္ရမယ္၊ ဟိုး အရင္ ဘိုးေဘးဘီဘင္ ေတြလုပ္လာလို႔၊ သားအၾကီးဆံုးျဖစ္တဲ့၊ ငါ၊ နင့္အေဖဟာလဲ ဒီႏွစ္ကူးကို အဖြားအလိုက်၊ ထံုးစံအရ လုပ္ရမယ္ ဆိုတာမ်ိဳး။ လံုးဝစိတ္မဝင္စားဘူး ဒါမ်ိဳး။ ဘယ္ေလာက္ဆူဆူ ေငါက္ေငါက္ ကၽြန္မကေတာ့ အလုပ္မျပတ္ဘူး အကိုင္မျပတ္၊ အစားအေသာက္မျပတ္ဘူး။ ေခါင္းမာတယ္ေျပာလဲ မတတ္ႏိုင္ဘူး။ ကိုယ္ မၾကိဳက္ဘူး အသိဘူးဆိုရင္၊ လံုးဝ မစပ္ဆက္ခ်င္ဘူး။ <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ထားပါေတာ့။ မေန႔က ပြစိပြစိ မ်က္ေစာင္းထိုးခံ၊ အဆူခံရတာကို၊ ေကာင္းေကာင္းအစာမေၾကလို႔ ဒီေပၚလာပီး ရင္ဖြင့္ေနတာ။ ဒါပဲ။ အလုပ္ဆက္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။</p>Enjoy your Friday.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-2840604990875525461?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-63636579527735353042008-01-11T22:00:00.000+12:002008-01-11T22:09:59.949+12:00<p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေအာ္ ေသာၾကာေန႔ေတာင္ ျပန္ေရာက္လာျပန္ျပီ။ ဒီအပတ္ ဟိုလုပ္ဒီလုပ္နဲ႔ အခ်ိန္ဘယ္လိုကုန္သြားမွန္းေတာင္ မသိလိုက္ဘူး။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဒီအပတ္ ရံုးကို အခ်ိန္မွီ ေရာက္ေနတယ္။ ပံုမွန္ဆိုရင္ ၉:၃၀ ေလာက္မွ ေရာက္ေနၾက။ ရံုးက ၈:၀၀ - ၅:၀၀။ ကိုယ္တက္ေနၾကက ၉:၃၀ - ၆:၀၀. ဒါေၾကာင့္ ဒီအပတ္ ထူးထူးရွားရွား ေစာေရာက္တာကို စာၾကီးေပၾကီးဖြဲ႔ေနတာ။ ကိုယ့္ကို ကိုယ္ေတာင္ တယ္ဟုတ္တဲ့ ငါပါလားဆိုျပီး အျပတ္ ခ်ီးမႊန္း ပစ္လိုက္ေသးတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေျပာလို႔သာေျပာတာ။ ကိုယ္ဟာကိုယ္ ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ အိပ္ရာက မထဘူး။ မနက္တိုင္း အေဖက အိပ္ခန္းဝကေန ၆:၃၀ ေလာက္ဆို လာလာေအာ္တယ္။ ခပ္တည္တည္ပဲ တုတ္တုတ္ေတာင္ မလုပ္ဘူး။ ၇:၀၀ ေလာက္ၾကေတာ့ mb alerm က ထျမည္တယ္။ နားညီးလို႔ ျပန္ပိတ္လိုက္တယ္။ ၈:၀၀ ေလာက္ၾကေတာ့ ေမာင္ အငယ္ေကာင္က နား နားကပ္ျပီး ငွက္ဆိုးထိုးသံနဲ႔ "မစု ထေတာ့။ ၈နာရီ ထိုးျပီ။ နင္ ေဖၾကီးနဲ႔လိုက္မွာလား taxi နဲ႔သြားမွာလား" ဆိုျပီးေအာ္ပါေလေရာ။ ၁ခ်က္ ၂ခ်က္ ေအာ္ရင္ မမွဳေသးဘူး။ သူက တခါတေလ ေျခေထာက္နဲ႔ကန္တယ္၊ ကန္လို႔မရရင္ ေျခေထာက္ကကိုင္ျပီး ကတင္ေပၚက ဆြဲခ်တယ္။ ကၽြန္မ အမုန္းဆံုးက ကၽြန္မ ကတင္ေပၚ သူ႔ ဖိနပ္ၾကီးနဲ႔ တက္ျပီး ထထခုန္ျခင္းပဲ။ အဲလုိလုပ္လို႔ကေတာ့ ေငါက္ခနဲ ထျပီး ရန္ထျဖစ္ပါေလေရာ။ အင္း အိပ္ခ်င္စိတ္လဲ အဲဒီမွတင္ပဲ ၾကက္ေပ်ာက္ ငွက္ေပ်ာက္ေပါ့။ ကၽြန္မက ဘယ္သူမွ ကၽြန္မ ကတင္ေပၚတက္တာ မၾကိဳက္ဘူး။ အိပ္ရာခင္း တြန္႔သြားမွာကို အလြန္မုန္းတယ္။ ကၽြန္မ အိပ္ရင္လဲ အိပ္ရာခင္း မတြန္႔ေအာင္ တတ္ႏိုင္သမွ် ျငိမ္ျငိမ္ အိပ္တတ္တယ္။ အဲဒီေတာ့ ကတင္ေပၚ တက္တက္ခုန္တတ္တဲ့ သူနဲ႔ ကၽြန္မနဲ႔က အၾကီးမားဆံုး ရန္သူေတာ္ေတြပဲ။ ဘာပဲျဖစ္ျဖစ္ ဒီအပတ္ mb alerm သံၾကားကတည္းက အိပ္ရာထျဖစ္ျပီး၊ အေဖ့ကားအမွီ လိုက္ျဖစ္ေတာ့ ရံုးခ်ိန္မွီေနတာေပါ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ထားပါေတာ့၊ စာလံုးတစ္လံုး တစ္မိနစ္ႏွဳန္းနဲ႔ type ေနတာ။ Tea ေတာင္ ေအးသြားျပီ။ Google Reader ေပၚ မ်က္စိခဏကစားလိုက္ပီး blog နဲနဲေပၚ ဟို hop ဒီ hop လုပ္လိုက္ရင္း အေတြးေလးေတြေပၚလာျပီး အတြန္႔တက္ခ်င္စိတ္ေလးေတြေပါက္လာတယ္။ အင္း ေရာဂါ၊ ေရာဂါ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">blog ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားမွာ gravatar enabled comment system ရွိၾကတယ္။ blogger ေတာ္ေတာ္မ်ားမ်ားက အဲဒီ system ကို ႏွစ္သက္ အသံုးျပဳၾကပါတယ္။ ကိုယ့္ ပို႔စ္ရဲ့ comment ေလးေတြမွာ အေရာင္အေသြးစံု ေလးေထာင့္ပံုေလးေတြျမင္ရေတာ့ ပိုမ်က္စိ ပဒါရသင့္တာေပါ့ေနာ္။ ဒါေပမဲ့ တခ်ိဳ႕ေတြက regular blogger/commenter ေတြျဖစ္ေသာ္ျငားလည္း gravatar ေလးတစ္ခုလုပ္ဖို႔ကို အလြန္ဝန္ေလးၾကတယ္။ ေအာ္ကၽြန္မ သိပ္မုန္းတာပဲ။ ဘယ္ေလာက္မွ ၾကာတဲ့ဟာမဟုတ္ဘူး။ ကၽြန္မ gravatar ဆိုတခါလုပ္ျပီးတတည္းက ႏွစ္ေပါက္သံုးလာတာ။ ဘာမွကို maintenance တို႔ password expire မျဖစ္ခင္ ျပန္ဝင္ပါ လို႔ စတဲ့ annoyance ေတြမရွိဘူး။ ျပီးေတာ့ သူက photo host ဖုိ႔လဲ မပူရဘူး။ ဒီေလာက္ convenient ျဖစ္ျပီး အလြန္အသံုးဝင္ ခ်စ္ဖို႔ေကာင္းတဲ့ service ေလးကို ေနာ္၊ တစ္ခ်ိဳ႕က ignore ထားၾကတယ္။ ဝမ္းနည္းလိုက္တာ။ ကဲ အားတဲ့အခါ <a href="http://site.gravatar.com" title="Gravatar">Gravatar account</a> ေလးတစ္ခုေလာက္ေတာ့ လုပ္ထားပါလား ရွင္ရယ္။ ရွင့္ gravatar ေလးေၾကာင့္ ခ်စ္သူ၊ ခင္သူ၊ <strike>သတ္ခ်င္သူ</strike> ေတြပိုေပၚမ်ားလာပါေလ့မယ္။ စမ္းၾကည့္လိုက္ေပါ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေနာက္တစ္ခု ေတြးမိတာက Multi-Blogs ရွိတဲ့သူေတြ (ကၽြန္မလဲပါတယ္)၊ Blog domain/Hosting မၾကာခဏ ေျပာင္းရတယ့္သူေတြ <a href="http://www.feedburner.com" title="Feedburner">Feedburner</a> ေလးကို အသံုးျပဳ သင့္တယ္ ထင္တယ္။ အဲဒါေလး အသံုးျပဳေသာအားျဖင့္ Blogger and Reader ႏွစ္ဦးႏွစ္ဖက္အတြက္ အမ်ားၾကီး အေထာက္အကူျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ Feed Reader ေတြအတြက္ အလြန္ convenient ျဖစ္ျပီး ကိုယ့္ Blog ကို ဘယ္ႏွစ္ေယာက္ subscribe လုပ္တယ္ဆိုတာကို ေတာ္ေတာ္ေလး နီးစပ္မွန္ကန္ေအာင္ ခန္႔မွန္းလို႔ရပါတယ္။ ကၽြန္မေတာင္ ၂ခုလုပ္ထားေသးတယ္။ လင့္ကို အရင္ theme အေဟာင္းတုန္းကတင္ထားတာ၊ ဒီအသစ္မွာ မတင္ရေသးဘူး။ ေမ့သြားလို႔ ခုမွကိုယ္ဟာကိုယ္ျပန္သတိရတယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အဲလို feed ကို centralize ေသာအားျဖင့္ Blogger ဟာသူ႕ Blog အသစ္ေျပာင္းတိုင္း Reader ေတြကို Feed အသစ္ subscribe လုပ္ခိုင္းစရာမလိုေတာ့ဘူး။ Feedburner control panel ထဲမွာ new feed ကို ထည့္လိုက္ရံုပဲ။ ဆိုၾကပါဆို႔ ကၽြန္မအရင္ mayvelous.blogspot.com က .atom.xml အေနနဲ႔ feed ထြက္တယ္။ ေနာက္ blogger.com အသစ္ေျပာင္းေတာ့ rss feed ပံုစံသစ္၊ လင့္အသစ္နဲ႔ ထြက္ျပန္ေရာ။ ႏွစ္မ်ိဳးစလံုးကလဲ အလုပ္လုပ္တယ္။ subscriber ေတြကလဲ သူတို႔ၾကိဳက္ရာေရြး subscribe တယ္။ အားလံုးေကာင္းပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ tracking ၾကေတာ့ဒုကၡေရာက္ေရာ။ ဘယ္ feed မွာ ဘယ္ႏွစ္ subscription ရွိမွန္းမသိေတာ့ဘူး။ ပိုဆိုးတာက တကယ္လို႔ ကၽြန္မ blog domain ေျပာင္းမယ္ဆိုပါေတာ့၊ feed link ကအဲဒီ domain အသစ္အတ္ုင္း ေျပာင္းသြားျပန္ေရာ။ Redirecting domain ဆိုရင္ သိပ္ကိစၥမရွိဘူး၊ အရင္ link အေဟာင္းနဲ႔လဲ အလုပ္ျဖစ္ေနႏိုင္ေသးတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ redirect တာတင္မဟုတ္ပဲ host change တာတို႔၊ blog platform change တာတို႔ဆိုရင္ အရင္ feed link အေဟာင္းနဲ႔ အလုပ္မလုပ္ေတာ့ဘူး။ အဲဒီၾကမွ readers ေတြကို feed link subscription change ခိုင္းရင္ အသာေလး half of the readers will gone missing. တခ်ိဳက အားၾကီးအျပင္းထူၾကတာ ကၽြန္မအပါမဝင္ပါပဲ။ ေတာ္ရံုတန္ရံု အလုပ္ရွဳပ္ရမယ့္ ကိစၥဆို ဘယ္ေလာက္ပဲလြယ္ပေစ၊ မလုပ္ခ်င္က်ဘူး။ တကယ္လို႔ centralize feed ရွိမယ္ဆိုရင္၊ ကိုယ့္ feed link ဘယ္ေလာက္ေျပာင္းသြားပေစ။ subscriber ေတြေတာင္ မသိေစရဘူး၊ သူတို႔ေတြလဲ အလုပ္မရွဳပ္ေတာ့ဘူး၊ tracking အတြက္လဲပိုလြယ္ကူသြားတာေပါ့ေနာ္။ အဲဒီေတာ့...ေျပာခ်င္တာက (ဟူးေမာလိုက္တာ ေလရွည္ေနတာ၊ လိုရင္းမေရာက္ေတာ့ဘူး) ... try to centralize your feed by <a href="http://www.feedburner.com" title="Feedburner">burning your feeds in a feedburner</a> account. There you go, that's what I wanna say. Geez!</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">က်န္ေသးတယ္၊ ေနာက္တစ္ခု ထပ္ရွည္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။ Multiple-blogs ပိုင္သူေတြဟာ Feed ၃ ၄ ခုကို combine ခ်င္ရင္ <a href="http://www.feedblendr.com/" title="Feed Blendr">ဒီေကာင္ေလးကို</a> သံုးၾကည့္ပါ။ ျပီးရင္ feedburner ထဲထည့္ burn ပါ။ Ok မွာ စိုေျပေစရမယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ေတာ္ျပီ type ရတာျပင္းလာျပီ၊ အေတြးေတြက ရွိေသးတယ္ ေနာက္မွဆက္ေတာ့မယ္။ ဒီကေန႔အတြက္ အက္တစ္ဖ္ ဘာ့ဂ္ ၄၄ ေကာင္ ထုေထာင္းစရာရွိေသးတယ္။ အလုပ္ဆက္လုပ္လိုက္ဦးမယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဒီပို႔စ္ကို လဖၠရည္ တစ္ခြက္ အေတြး လို႔ ေခါင္းစဥ္တတ္မလို႔၊ လက္ဖက္ရည္ ကိုဘယ္လို ေပါင္းရမွန္း ေမ့သြားတာနဲ႔၊ အဟီး။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">Enjoy your Friday and have a good weekend. (အဲတာကို ျမန္မာလို ဘယ္လိုေျပာလဲ)</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-6363657952773535304?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-58008367317064619602008-01-09T15:31:00.000+12:002008-01-09T15:48:08.203+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">အမွတ္ ၉၈၀ နဲ႔ စာေမးပြဲ တစ္ခု ဒီေန႔ ေန႔လည္ ၃နာရီတြင္ ေအာင္ျမင္စြာ ေျဖဆိုျပီးသြားေၾကာင္း။<br /> ဟီးဟီး ၾကြားတာ။<br /> စာေမးပြဲ ၃ ခုျပီးသြားျပီကြ၊ ေနာက္ထပ္ ၂ ခုပဲလိုေတာ့တယ္။ ျပီးရင္ ေကာင္းေကာင္းအိပ္မယ္။</p> <p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my"> ေအာ္ ဒါနဲ႔ Little Mayvelous Things ကို http://mayvelous.myanmarbloggers.org လင့္နဲ႔လဲ ဝင္လို႔ရပါျပီ။ ဟိုေန႔က main site နဲ႔ ဒီဘေလာ့ဂ္က template ေတြလဲရင္း စိတ္ကူးရတာနဲ႔ မမီဆီက subdomain request လိုက္တာ။ ကၽြန္မရဲ့ mayvelous.com မွာ ဘယ္လို subdomain ကို configure လုပ္ရမွန္းမသိတာလဲပါတယ္။ ဘာပဲျဖစ္ျဖစ္ myanmarbloggers.org ေကာင္းမွဳေလးနဲ႔ ရလိုက္တဲ့ ဒီ subdomain အတြက္ ေက်းဇူး တင္ေၾကာင္းပါ။<br /> သာဓု၊ သာဓု။ ဘုန္းၾကီးပါေစ၊ သက္ရွည္ပါေစ။ ဟီး။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5800836731706461960?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-87481319956385648432008-01-07T13:57:00.000+12:002008-01-07T15:52:05.124+12:00<p style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;" lang="my">ဒီေန႔မွစ ႏွစ္၁၀၀ တိုင္၊ ဒီဘေလာ့ဂ္သည္ ျမန္မာ ဘေလာဂ္အျဖစ္ တည္လတံ့။ ။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-8748131995638564843?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-9332295989279949362007-05-30T20:13:00.000+12:002007-05-30T20:16:17.673+12:00<blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong> *#- ဒီစာအုပ္ဖတ္ရင္း ျမန္မာစာရိုက္နည္း က်င့္ေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ -#* </strong><br /> စာမ်က္ႏွာ = ၁၄ - ၁၈<p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ငယ္စဥ္တုန္းက ကိုယ့္ကို အားေပးသည့္ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္မွာ ၾကီးျပင္းရသည္။ ကိုယ့္ေျခေထာက္ေပၚ ရပ္သည့္အခ်ိန္က်ေတာ့ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္က ႏွိပ္ကြပ္သည့္ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္ျဖစ္ေနသည္။ သည္ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္မွာ ေအာင္ျမင္ဖို႔ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ခ်က္မွ ရွိပါေသးရဲ့လားဟု စဥ္းစား ေနာက္တြန္႔ခ်င္စရာျဖစ္လာသည္။ <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">မတြန္႔ပါႏွင့္။ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ခ်က္ေတြ၊ အလားအလာေတြ အမ်ားၾကီးရွိပါေသးသည္။ အေရးၾကီးသည္က သင့္စိတ္ဓာတ္ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူတစ္ပါးေျပာသည့္ အဖ်က္စကားမ်ားကို သင္မွတ္သားေနစရာမလို။ ငါ့အဆင့္က ဒီေလာက္ပဲရွိမွာပါ ဟူ၍ သူလိုငါလို အဆင့္အတန္းမွာ ျငိမ္သက္ေနစရာမလို။ သူတစ္ပါးႏွိပ္ကြပ္တိုင္း နိမ့္က်ေသာ ဘဝမွာ ေခါင္းငံု႔ခံေနစရာ မလို။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္မွာ ေျမေတာင္ေျမွာက္ေပးမည့္သူ၊ လက္တြဲေခၚမည့္သူမရွိ လွ်င္လည္း အေရးမၾကီး။ အေရးၾကီးသည္က သင့္ကိုယ္သင္ အားကိုးရဖို႔ျဖစ္ သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကိုယ့္အားကိုယ္ကိုးစိတ္ ျဖစ္ေပၚရန္အတြက္ ေရွးဦးစြာ မိမိ၏ အရည္အခ်င္း အစြမ္းသတၱိအေပၚယံုၾကည္မွဳ ရွိရေပမည္။ မိမိကိုယ္ကို အားကိုး ယံုၾကည္စိတ္ျပည့္ဝလာျပီဆိုလွ်င္ကား ေအာင္ျမင္မွဳလမ္းစ ေပၚသို႔သင္ေျခခ်ျဖစ္ေလျပီ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">စင္စစ္ မိမိကိုယ္ကို ယံုၾကည္စိတ္သည္ သင္၌ ငယ္စဥ္က ျပည့္ျပည့္ဝဝၾကီး ရွိခဲ့ျပီးျဖစ္၏။ သင္၌ သူတစ္ပါးႏွင့္ မတူသည့္ မည္သည့္အရည္အခ်င္းမ်ိဳးေတြရွိေၾကာင္း သင္သိခဲ့ျမင္ခဲ့ဖူး၏။ သင္သည္မည္ကဲ့သို႔ေသာ ပုဂၢိဳလ္မ်ိဳးျဖစ္ရမည္ဟု ေမွ်ာ္မွန္းယံုၾကည္ခ်က္လည္း သင္၌ ရွိခဲ့ဖူးျပီျဖစ္၏။ အေၾကာင္းေၾကာင္းေၾကာင့္ တိမ္ျမဳပ္ေပ်ာက္ကြယ္ခဲ့သည့္ ထိုမူလ ရွိရင္းစြဲ မိမိကိုယ္ကို မိမိအားကိုးယံုၾကည္စိတ္ကို ျပန္ေဖာ္ေပးႏိုင္လွ်င္ သင္သည္ ယံုၾကည္စိတ္ ျပည့္ဝကာ သြက္လက္ထက္ျမက္သူတစ္ဦး ျပန္ျဖစ္လာေပမည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သည္အတြက္ သင္သည္<br /> - ငယ္စဥ္ ကေလးဘဝက ရွိခဲ့သည့္ စိတ္ကူးယဥ္အိပ္မက္ မက္တတ္သည့္ အေလ့အထကို ျပန္လည္ေမြးျမဴရလိမ့္မည္။<br /> - ငါးကား သူတစ္ပါးႏွင့္အတူ၊ မည္သို႔ထူးရွားေသာပုဂၢိဳလ္ ျဖစ္သည္ဟူေသာ္ ယံုၾကည္ခ်က္ကို ျပန္လည္ပ်ိဳးေထာင္ရလိမ့္မည္။<br /> - သင့္ကိုယ္သင္ ထူးခၽြန္ေအာင္ျမင္ေနသူ တစ္ဦးအျဖစ္ျပန္လည္ျမင္ေယာင္ၾကည့္တတ္ရလိမ့္မည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လူတို႔ မေအာင္ျမင္ၾကရသည့္ အေၾကာင္းမ်ားအနက္ အဓိက အက်ဆံုးအခ်က္မွာ မိမိကိုယ္ကို အားကိုးယံုၾကည္စိတ္နည္းပါးျခင္းျဖစ္သည္။ ငယ္စဥ္က ရွိခဲ့သည့္ ယံုၾကည္မွဳ စိတ္ဓာတ္ကို ျပန္လည္ရယူ ထူေထာင္ႏိုင္လွ်င္ ယင္းစိတ္ႏွင့္အတူ ဘဝသည္လည္း ေျပာင္းလဲတိုးတက္လာမည္ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">တစ္ခါက ဖေလာ္ရီဒါျပည္နယ္ရွိ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကုမၸဏီရံုးခြဲတစ္ခုသို႔ လူတစ္ေယာက္ ေရာက္လာ၏၊ သူသည္ ေအ၊ အယ္လ္၊ ဝီလ်ံ(စ)တြင္ အလုပ္လုပ္လို၍ လာေရာက္ျခင္းျဖစ္၏။ သူ၏ အသြင္အျပင္ကို ၾကည့္လွ်င္ ဘာမွ် အထင္ၾကီးစရာ အေၾကာင္းမရွိေပ။ သူ ေမာင္းလာသည့္ ကားမွာ ထရပ္ကား ေဟာင္းၾကီးတစ္စီး ျဖစ္၏။ ရွပ္အကၤီ်စင္းက်ားႏွင့္ ေဘာင္းဘီတို စင္းက်ားကို ဝတ္ထား၏။ သို႔ေသာ္ အကၤီ်ႏွင့္ ေဘာင္းဘီမွာ အေရာင္အေသြးခ်င္းကေတာ့ တျခားစီ ျဖစ္၏။ ထို႔အျပင္ အနီရဲရဲ ေျခအိတ္မ်ား စြပ္လာ၏။ ရံုးတြင္လူတိုင္း လိုလိုက သူ႔အား လွည့္ၾကည့္ၾကသည္။ ဘယ္က ငေၾကာင္ပါလိမ့္ဟု ေမးေငါ့ၾကသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လုပ္ငန္းခြဲ မန္ေနဂ်ာ အသီးသီးကလည္း သူ႔အား အလုပ္ခန္႔လိုစိတ္ မရွိသျဖင့္ ဟိုဘက္လႊဲ ဒီဘက္လႊဲ လႊဲေနၾကသည္။ သည္လူ႔ပံုစံႏွင့္ အာမခံလုပ္ငန္းတြင္ အေရာင္းကိုယ္စားလွယ္ အျဖစ္ ေအာင္ျမင္ႏိုင္ရန္ အေၾကာင္းမရွိဟု ယူဆကာ သူႏွင့္ အခ်ိန္ကုန္ခံျပီး စကားေျပာမေနခ်င္ၾက။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">မည္သူကမွ် ပ်ဴပ်ဴငွာငွာ မရွိေသာ္လည္း သူကရံုးသို႔ ဆက္၍ဆက္၍လာေနသည္။ သို႔ႏွင့္ ေနာက္ဆံုးတြင္ ရံုးခြဲအၾကီးအကဲျဖစ္သည့္ ေဒသဆိုင္ရာ ဒုတိယဥကၠ႒က သူ႔ဇြဲကို အေလွ်ာ့ေပးကာ သူ႔အား အလုပ္ခန္႔လိုက္ရေလသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သို႔ေသာ္ ထိုသို႔ အားနာပါးနာ ခန္႔လိုက္ရေသာ ပုဂၢိဳလ္သည္ ယခုအခါ၌သူကိုယ္တိုင္ပင္ ကုမၸဏီ၏ ေဒသဆိုင္ဒုတိယဥကၠ႒တစ္ဦး ျဖစ္ကာ တစ္လလွ်င္ ေဒၚလာ ၁၀၀၀၀ခန္႔မွ် ဝင္ေငြရလ်က္ ရွိေပျပီ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ပါ။ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္က သူ႔အား ေအာင္ျမင္မည့္သူ မဟုတ္ဟု ျမင္ခဲ့၏။ အဆင္အျပင္က အထင္ၾကီးစရာမရွိ၊ ကားကလည္း လူျမင္မတင့္တယ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သို႔ေသာ္ သူ႔၌ အလြန္အဖိုးတန္ေသာ အရည္အခ်င္းတစ္ခုရွိေနသည္။ ယင္းက ငါသည္ ဤလုပ္ငန္းကို ေအာင္ျမင္စြာ လုပ္ကို္င္ႏိုင္ရမည္ဟု စြဲျမဲယံုၾကည္ထားသည့္စိတ္ ျဖစ္သည္။ သူသည္ အခက္အခဲကို တြန္းလွန္ေက်ာ္လႊားႏိုင္ရမည္၊ အလုပ္၌ ထူးခၽြန္ေအာင္ျမင္ရမည္ ဟူ၍လည္း သူယံုၾကည္ထားသည္။ သူ႔အတြက္ သူတစ္ပါးတို႔၏ အထင္အျမင္မ်ားသည္ အေရးမၾကီး။ သူတစ္ပါးတို႔ သူ႔အား ယံုၾကည္မွဳနည္းသည္ကို သူ သိေသာ္ ျမင္ေသာ္လည္း စိတ္အားမငယ္၊ အေလွ်ာ့မေပး။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူ႔ယံုၾကည္မွဳျဖင့္ သူသာ လုပ္စရာရွိသည္ကို ထက္သန္စြာ လုပ္ကိုင္သြားခဲ့သည္။ ထို႔ေၾကာင့္ ေနာက္ဆံုးတြင္ ေအာင္ျမင္မွဳရေလသည္။ ၎ပုဂၢိဳလ္ (ကလင္ဂင္ပီးလ္) သည္ ယေန႔တိုင္ ေျခအိတ္နီနီမ်ားကို စြပ္ထားဆဲျဖစ္သည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ယခုအခါ၌ သူ႔ကိုၾကည့္ျပီး ဘယ္သူကမွ် မရယ္ေမာၾကေတာ့ေပ။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">စာဖတ္သူ ျငင္းေကာင္းျငင္းမည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">'မင္းေျပာတာေတာ့ လြယ္တာေပါ့ အာ့တ္ရာ၊ ဒါေပမဲ့ လက္ေတြ႔ဘဝဆိုတာ အဲသလိုတစ္ေယာက္တေလ ေအာင္ျမငါသြာတာမ်ိဳးကို လိုက္ျပီး စိတ္ကူးယဥ္လို႔မရဘူးကြ၊ အရွိကို အရွိအတိုင္း လက္ခံရတာပဲ၊ ျဖစ္သမွ်အေၾကာင္းအေကာင္းေပါ့ကြာ၊ တို႔လိုလူမ်ိဳးေတြ အေနနဲ႔က ေအာင္ျမင္ဖို႔ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ခ်က္ မရွိေတာ့ပါဘူး' ဟူ၍ ေျပာေကာင္းေျပာပါမည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">အဓိပၸာယ္မရွိတာ ဟူ၍ပဲ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ဆိုခ်င္သည္။ အရွိကို အရွိအတိုင္း ဆိုသည္မွာ ဘာကိုဆိုလိုသနည္း။ ဘာေၾကာင့္ေကာ ျဖစ္သမွ် အေၾကာင္းအေကာင္းျဖစ္ရမွာနည္း။ ဒါေတြသည္ စင္စစ္ အရွံဳးသမားတို႔၏ စကားမ်ားသာျဖစ္သည္။ မိမိဘဝကို သူတစ္ပါး သတ္မွတ္သည့္ပံုစံအတိုင္း သို႔မဟုတ္ ကံၾကမၼာ စီမံသည့္အတိုင္းဟူ၍ တစ္ဖတ္သတ္ ခံယူေနစရာမလို။ ေတြ႔ၾကံဳရသမွ် အခက္အခဲကို ရင္ဆိုင္တိုက္ဖ်က္ရဲလွ်င္ ကိုယ့္ဘဝကို ကိုယ္လိုခ်င္သည့္ ပံုစံအတိုင္းျဖစ္ေအာင္ ဖန္တီးတည္ေထာင္ႏိုင္မည္ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကလပ္ဂင္ပီးလ္လို လူမ်ိဳးသည္ တစ္ေယာက္တေလသာ ရွိသည္မဟုတ္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဂ်ယ္ရီဒန္ဆာကို ၾကည့္ပါဦး။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ ေမြးရာပါ အားကစားသမားတစ္ေယာက္မဟုတ္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ႏွစ္ရွည္လမ်ား ၾကိဳးစားေလ့က်င့္သျဖင့္ သူသည္ တကၠဆပ္ျပည္နယ္ရွိ သူ႔ဇာတိျမိဳကေလးတြင္ တစ္ႏွစ္အတြက္ အထူးခၽြန္ဆံုးအားကစားသမားဆု ရရွိုသည္ အထိ ေအာင္ျမင္ခဲ့သည္။ အားကစား လူေတာ္မ်ား ေမြးျမဴရန္ လိုက္ရွာၾကသည့္ ေကာလိပ္ေက်ာင္းၾကီးမ်ားမွ ပုဂၢိဳလ္မ်ားက သူ႔အား စိတ္ဝင္စားေၾကာင္းႏွင့္ စေကာလားရွစ္ ဆုေၾကးအျပည့္ျဖင့္ ေက်ာင္းတက္ခြင့္ရေအာင္ စီစဥ္ေပးရန္ ဆႏၵရွိေၾကာင္း ေျပာဆိုၾကသည္။ သူကလည္း ေကာလိပ္တြင္ ေဘ့စေဘာသမားေကာင္း တစ္ေယာက္ ျဖစ္ေအာင္ ေလ့လာဆည္းပူးမည္ဟု ရည္ရြယ္ထားရာ ထိုအခ်ိန္အခါအဖို႔မူ သူ႔ဘဝသည္ ၾကံတိုင္းေအာင္ ေဆာင္တိုင္းေျမာက္သည့္ အေနအထားမ်ိဳးဟု ထင္မွတ္စရာ ျဖစ္ေနေပသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သို႔ေသာ္ မၾကာမီပင္ တကယ့္ဘဝႏွင့္ နဖူးေတြ႔ ဒူးေတြ႔ ရင္ဆိုင္ေတြ႕ရေတာ့၏။ စေကာလားရွစ္ ဆုေၾကးအျပည့္ျဖင့္ တက္ခြင့္မရဘဲ တစ္စိတ္ တစ္ေဒသျဖင့္ တက္လိုက တက္ပါဟူေသာ ကမ္းလွမ္းခ်က္မ်ိဳးသာ သူရလာသည္။ ထိုဆုေၾကးျဖင့္ ေက်ာင္းစရိတ္ မလံုေလာက္။ လိုေငြကို အိမ္ကလည္း ျဖည့္မေပးႏိုင္။ သို႔ေသာ္ အဆင္မေျပသည့္ၾကားထဲက သူၾကံဖန္ျပီး ေက်ာင္းတက္သည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ေက်ာင္းစာကို အာရံုအျပည့္မစိုက္ႏိုင္သျဖင့္ အခက္အခဲေတြ ၾကံဳလာရျပီး ေနာက္ဆံုးတြင္ ေကာလိပ္ေက်ာင္းမွ ထြက္လာခဲ့ရသည္။ ဇာတိျမိဳ႔သို႔ ျပန္လာကာ သူ႔အေဖႏွင့္အတူ ဓာတုပစၥည္း ကုမၸဏီတြင္ အလုပ္လုပ္ရသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ သူ႔အျဖစ္အပ်က္မ်ားကို ျပန္လွန္သံုးသပ္ကာ ငါ့ဘဝကေတာ့သြားျပီဟု ျမင္ခဲ့သည္။ သူ႔မွာ ေကာလိပ္ဒီဂရီ မရွိ။ နာမည္ေက်ာ္ ေဘ့စေဘာ သမားမျဖစ္။ ဆရာဝန္လည္း မျဖစ္။ သူ႔စိတ္၌ သူသည္ အလကားေကာင္ တစ္ေကာင္ ျဖစ္၍ေနေပသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">တစ္နည္းေျပာရလွ်င္ ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ လက္ေျမွာက္လိုုက္ျခင္း ျဖစ္သည္။ သူေနာက္ထပ္ မၾကိဳးစားေတာ့။ ဆက္လက္ယွဥ္ျပိဳင္ျခင္းလည္း မျပဳေတာ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">တစ္ေန႔တြင္ ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကုမၸဏီမွ ပုဂၢိဳလ္တစ္ေယာက္ႏွင့္ေတြ႔၏။ ၎ပုဂၢိဳလ္က ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ လုပ္ငန္းတြင္ အလြန္တန္ဖိုးရွိသူ တစ္ေယာက္ျဖစ္လာႏိုင္သည္ဟု ျမင္၏။ သို႔ေသာ္ ဂ်ယ္ရီက စိတ္မဝင္စား။ ကုမၸဏီကို အနည္းအက်င္း အကဲခတ္သည္။ ထို႔ေနာက္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ အလုပ္ကို သူျငင္းခဲ့သည္။ သူ႔အေနႏွင့္ တစ္စံုတစ္ရာျဖစ္ေျမာက္ေအာင္ျမင္လာႏိုင္သည္ ဟု မယံုၾကည္သည့္သေဘာ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကိုးလတိတိ ျငင္းပယ္ေနခဲ့ျပီးသည္ေနာက္တြင္ ဂ်ယ္ရီ႔ ရင္ထဲတြင္ သူ႔ကိုယ္သူ ယံုၾကည္မွဳ စိတ္ဓာတ္ကေလးမ်ား ျပန္လည္ႏိုးထ လွဳပ္ရွားလာသည္။ စမ္းလုပ္ၾကည့္လွ်င္ ေအာင္ျမင္ခ်င္လည္း ေအာင္ျမင္မွာေပါ့၊ ဒါဟာ ငါ့အတြက္ ေအာင္ျမင္မွဳ လမ္းစ ျဖစ္လာႏိုင္တယ္ စသည္ျဖင့္ ေတြးမိလာသည္။ သို႔ႏွင့္ေနာက္ဆံုးတြင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကုမၸဏီအလုပ္ကို လက္ခံျပီး ၾကိဳးစားလုပ္ကိုင္ၾကည့္ရန္ ဆံုးျဖတ္လိုက္ေလသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ထိုဆံုးျဖတ္ခ်က္သည္ သူ႔ဘဝကို လံုးလံုးလ်ားလ်ား ေျပာင္းလဲပစ္လိုက္ေပသည္။ ယေန႔ ဂ်ယ္ရီသည္ အေရာင္းဌာန၏ ႏိုင္ငံလံုးဆိုင္ရာ ၫႊန္ၾကားေရးမႉးျဖစ္ေနေခ်ျပီ။ သူ႔ ရာထူးမွာ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ကုမၸဏီ၏ အုပ္ခ်ဳပ္ေရးပိုင္းဆိုင္ရာ အျမင့္ဆံုးရာထူးတစ္ခု ျဖစ္သည္။ သူသည္ ဧရာမ လုပ္ငန္းဌာနၾကီးတစ္ခုကို စီမံခန္ခြဲေနရျပီး သူ၏ ေနထိုင္မႉအဆင့္အတန္းမွာလည္း ဓာတုပစၥည္းကုမၸဏီလုပ္သားဘဝႏွင့္ ကြာခ်င္တိုင္း ကြာျခားသြားခဲ့ျပီျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူ႔ဘဝကို ျပန္၍ ငဲ့ေစာင္းၾကည့္လွ်င္ ကံေပးသမွ် ဟူေသာ အေတြးမ်ိဳးျဖင့္ လက္ေျမွာက္အရွံဳးေပးထားသည့္ အေနအထားမွေန၍ ယံုၾကည္စိတ္ကေလးျပန္လည္ႏိုးၾကားလာသျဖင့္ ဘဝတက္လမ္းပြင့္လာျခင္းျဖစ္ေၾကာင္း ရွင္းရွင္းၾကီးျမင္ႏိုင္မည္ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လူတိုင္းပင္ ဂ်ယ္ရီကဲ့သို႔ လွပေသာ ဘဝမ်ိဳးသာ တည္ေဆာက္ခ်င္ၾကေၾကာင္း ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔အားလံုး သိၾကပါ၏။ လူတိုင္းပင္ေအာင္ျမင္မွဳကိုလိုလားသည္။ လူတိုင္းပင္ စီးပြားေရး အေျခခိုင္ခ်င္သည္။ လူတိုင္းပင္ ေအာင္ျမင္ေသာ လုပ္ငန္းရွင္ ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ျဖစ္ခ်င္ရံုသက္သက္ျဖင့္ မျပီး။ လိုခ်င္တာ ကိုရေအာင္ျပိဳင္ယူဆိုင္ယူ တိုက္ယူရေပမည္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-933229598927994936?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-51026779203702504802007-05-17T23:11:00.000+12:002007-05-17T23:13:19.638+12:00<blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong> *#- ဒီစာအုပ္ဖတ္ရင္း ျမန္မာစာရိုက္နည္း က်င့္ေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ -#* </strong><br /> ၾကာသပေတး ၁၇ ၂၀၀၇<br /> ၾကာခ်ိန္ = ၃း၂၀<br /> စာမ်က္ႏွာ = ၉ - ၁၄<p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ငယ္ရြယ္စဥ္ ဘဝမွာ အထက္က ေဖာ္ျပထားခဲ့သည့္ ေသာၾကာေန႔ည ခံစားမွဳမ်ိဳး လူတိုင္းကိုယ္စီ ရွိခဲ့ၾကပါသည္။<br /><br /> သည့္ေနာက္ ဘာျဖစ္သနည္း။ အရြယ္ေရာက္သည့္အခ်ိန္မွာ ဘာေတြျဖစ္ကုန္ၾကသနည္း။ ဘာေၾကာင့္ လူအေျမာက္အျမားမွာ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္ေတြ ပ်က္ျပယ္ခဲ့ရသနည္း။ <br /><br /> အေၾကာင္းက ရွင္းရွင္းေလး ျဖစ္သည္။ <br /><br /> အထက္တန္းေက်ာင္းက ထြက္လာျပီး၊ သို႔မဟုတ္ ေကာလိပ္ေက်ာင္းက ဆင္းလာျပီးသည့္ေနာက္တြင္ ေလာကဓံတရား၏ ရိုက္ပုတ္ခ်က္ သို႔မဟုတ္ ယခင္က ေကာင္းလွသည္ ထင္ထားခဲ့သည့္ ေလာကၾကီး၏ ထိုးႏွက္ခ်က္ကို ျမိဳးျမိဳးျမက္ျမက္ကေလး ခံစားလိုက္ရေသာေၾကာင့္ ျဖစ္၏။ <br /><br /> အလုပ္ရွာရသည္။ ရသည့္အလုပ္မွာမတည္ျမဲ။ သံုးၾကိမ္ေျပာင္းရသည္။ ေလးၾကိမ္ေျပာင္း ရသည္။ အလုပ္ဝင္စမွာေတာ့ ကုမၸဏီေတြက အာမာခံခ်က္ေတြ မက္လံုးေတြ အမ်ားၾကီး ေပးၾကသည္။ ေနာက္ေတာ့လည္း တကယ္တမ္း ဘာမွ် ျဖစ္မလာ။ တျဖည္းျဖည္း ပို၍ပို၍ စိတ္အားပ်က္လာသည္။ သည္ၾကားထဲမွာပင္ အိမ္ေထာင္က်မည္။ ကေလးတစ္ေယာက္ႏွစ္ေယာက္ ေမြးမည္၊ တာဝန္ေတြက ပို၍မ်ားလာသည္။ <br /><br /> ဒဏ္ေတြ မ်ားလာသည့္တစ္ေန႔မွာ လက္ေျမွာက္အရွံဳးေပးစိတ္ ဝင္လာသည္။ ငါ့ဘဝမွာ ၾကီးၾကီးက်ယ္က်ယ္ျဖစ္ဖို႔ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ခ်က္မရွိေတာ့ဘူး၊ ေလာကၾကီးက ငါ့ကို တစ္ခ်က္ကေလးမွ မ်က္ႏွာသာ မေပးခဲ့ဘူး၊ ကံၾကမၼာအတိုင္းပဲ ရွိပါေစေတာ့ ဟူေသာ အေတြးမ်ိဳး ေတြးမိလာသည္။ ယခင္က ရွိခဲ့သည့္ သြက္လက္တက္ၾကြမွဳေတြ ေပ်ာက္ကြယ္သြားသည္။ ေလာကၾကီးထဲ တိုးဝင္ကာ မိမိစိတ္ၾကိဳက္ ေရြးခ်ယ္ထားေသာ အရာမ်ားကို ယူငင္ခံစားလိုက္မည္ဟု ရည္မွန္းခဲ့ၾကသူမ်ားသည္ စိတ္ပ်က္လက္ေလွ်ာ့ကာ ေနာက္ဆုတ္သြားၾကေတာ့သည္။ <br /><br /> မိမိကံၾကမၼာကို မိမိဖန္တီးမည္ဟူေသာ စိတ္ဓာတ္သည္ ေျပာင္းျပန္လန္ကာ ကံေပးသမွ်သာပဲ ဟူ၍ ျဖစ္လာသည္။ ၾကီးက်ယ္ေအာင္ျမင္ရမည္ဟု ရည္မွန္းထားခဲ့သူသည္ သူလို ငါလို မွန္တန္းေလာက္ျဖစ္လွ်င္ပင္ မဆိုးဘူး ဟူ၍ သေဘာထား ေျပာင္လဲလာခဲ့သည္။ <br /><br /> ဤသည္မွာ ရမ္း၍ေျပာေနျခင္းမဟုတ္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္၏ ဘဝျဖစ္စဥ္ႏွင့္ယွဥ္၍ ေျပာၾကားျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္၏ ဘဝျဖစ္စဥ္ႏွင့္ ယွဥ္၍ေျပာၾကားျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ဘဝကို သံုးသပ္ရင္း အျခားဘဝတူတို႔ အေၾကာင္းကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ဆက္စပ္သိျမင္ခဲ့ျခင္းျဖစ္ပါသည္။ <br /><br /> ကၽြန္ေတာ္သည္ ငယ္ကံေကာင္းခဲ့သူ တစ္ဦး ျဖစ္သည္။ သားသမီးကို ခ်စ္တတ္ ဂရုစိုက္တတ္ေသာ မိဘႏွစ္ပါးမွ ေပါက္ဖြားခဲ့ပါသည္။ အေဖေရာ အေမပါ စိတ္ပ်က္ညီးညဴတတ္သူမ်ား မဟုတ္ၾက။ အေကာင္းျမင္စိတ္ျဖင့္ တက္ၾကြေနတတ္သူမ်ားသာ ျဖစ္သည္။ အေဖသည္ ေဘာလံုးနည္းျပဆရာတစ္ဦးျဖစ္ျပီး ကၽြန္ေတာ္ၾကီးျပင္းလာစဥ္ဘဝတစ္ေလွ်ာက္လံုး ကၽြန္ေတာ့္အား ကူညီခဲ့ အားေပးခဲ့ ေျမေတာင္ေျမွာက္ေပးခဲ့သည္။ <br /><br /> အထက္တန္းေက်ာင္းသို႔ ေရာက္သည့္အခါ၌လည္း အေတာ္ဆံုး အေကာင္းဆံုးဆိုေသာ နည္းျပဆရာမ်ားႏွင့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေတြ႔ဆံုခဲ့ရသည္။ ဆရာ ေတာ္မီေတလာႏွင့္ ဆရာ ဝက္စ္ေသာမတ္စ္တို႔ ႏွစ္ေယာက္လံုးပင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကို ေဘာလံုးပညာ သင္ေပးၾကရံုမက၊ ကမၻာေပၚမွာ အေတာ္ဆံုး ေဘာလံုးသမားတစ္ေယာက္ျဖစ္ရမည္ဟူေသာ စိတ္ဓာတ္မ်ိဳးပါ ရိုက္သြင္းေပးခဲ့ၾကသည္။ <br /><br /> ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ေနထိုင္ရာ ေဂ်ာ္ဂ်ီယာျပည္နယ္ ကိုင္ရိုျမိဳ႔ကေလးမွာလည္း အလြန္ထူးျခားသည္။ လူဦးေရ တစ္ေသာင္းဝန္းက်င္သာ ရွိသည့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ျမိဳကေလးသည္ လူငယ္မ်ားကိုျပဳပ်ိဳးေထာင္ရာ၌ အျခားျမိဳ႔မ်ားမွ လူမ်ား အံ့ၾသရေလာက္ေအာင္ပင္ ထက္သန္တက္ၾကြလွသည္။ <br /><br /> ဤသို႔လွ်င္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္၏ ငယ္ဘဝသည္ အလြန္ပင္ သာေတာင့္သာယာ ရွိခဲ့ရပါသည္္။ သည္ေနာက္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေကာလိပ္ေက်ာင္းသို႔ ေရာက္သည္။ ထိုေနာက္ ကေလးဘဝကတည္းက ခ်စ္ခဲ့ရသူ အင္ဂ်ီလာႏွင့္ လက္ထပ္သည္။ သည္အထိ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ဘဝ သာယာလွပဆဲ။ <br /><br /> သို႔ေသာ္ ထိုေနာက္တြင္ေတာ့ ေလာကၾကီးအေၾကာင္းကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္တကယ္ နဖူးေတြ႔ ဒူးေတြ႔ စတင္ရင္ဆိုင္ရေတာ့သည္။ အေဖသည္ အသက္ ေလးဆယ္ရွစ္ႏွစ္အရြယ္တြင္ ရုတ္တရက္ ႏွလံုးေရာဂါျဖင့္ ကြယ္လြန္သြားခဲ့သည္။ အေမ့မွာ စားဝတ္ေနေရးအတြက္ ကသီလင္တ ျဖစ္ေနသည့္အခ်ိန္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ကိုယ္ျပႆနာႏွင့္ကိုယ္ မႏိုင္မနင္းျဖစ္ေနသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ငယ္စဥ္က ရည္မွန္းခဲ့သည့္ ေဘာလံုးနည္းျပဆရာတစ္ေယာက္၏ လစာမွာ နည္းပါးလွေခ်သည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္မွာ ဇနီးႏွင့္ သားသမီး ႏွစ္ေယာက္၏ တာဝန္ကလည္းရွိေနျပီ။ <br /><br /> သည္အခါ စီးပြားေရး ဖူလံုမွဳရွိေရး၊ ေငြေရးေၾကးေရးအတြက္ လံုျခံဳစိတ္ခ်ရေရးသည္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ဘဝ အတြက္ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္တစ္ရပ္အျဖစ္ ေပၚထြက္လာသည္။ အပိုဝင္ေငြ ရေအာင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ နည္းမ်ိဳးစံုျဖင့္ စတင္ၾကိဳးပမ္းေတာ့သည္။ ရေပါက္ရလမ္းေတြလိုက္ရွာသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္စိတ္တြင္ ေသခ်ာေပါက္အခြင့္အေရးပဲဟု ထင္မိေသာ အရာေတြသည္ တကယ္လက္ေတြ႔ လုပ္ၾကည့္သည့္အခါ ထင္ထားတာႏွင့္ တျခားစီျဖစ္ေနခဲ့သည္။ <br /><br /> ေက်ာင္းသား ဘတ္စကက္ေဘာ ျပိဳင္ပြဲမ်ားတြင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ဒိုင္လူၾကီးဝင္လုပ္သည္။ ေက်ာင္းသားမိဘမ်ား ႏွစ္ဖက္အသင္း နည္းျပဆရာမ်ားထံ အဆဲအဆိုခံရင္း သံုးနာရီေလာက္ ဘတ္စကက္ေဘာကြင္းကို ထက္ေအာက္စုန္ဆန္ေျပးလႊားျပီးေသာအခါ ဒိုင္လူၾကီးလုပ္ခ ေငြ ၁၂ ေဒၚလာရသည္။ <br /><br /> တစ္ႏွစ္တြင္မူ ကၽြန္ေတာ္လိုပင္ ေငြက်ပ္ေနသည့္ နည္းျပဆရာေတြ စုျပီး ခရစၥမတ္သစ္ပင္မ်ား ေရာင္းၾကသည္။ ေရခဲေအာင္ ေအးစက္ေနသည့္ ညအခ်ိန္ အိမ္ထဲတြင္ ေႏြးေႏြးေထြးေထြး မေနႏိုင္ဘဲ ႏွစ္ပတ္တိတိ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ဒုကၡခံၾကရသည္။ ရရွိသည့္ေငြကို ခြဲေဝယူၾကေတာ့ တစ္ေယာက္လွ်င္ ၇၅ ေဒၚလာမွ်စီသာ ရၾကသည္။ <br /><br /> တစ္ေန႔တြင္ သတင္းစာတစ္ေစာင္၌ ေၾကာ္ျငာတစ္ခုေတြ႔ရသည္။ ေက်ာင္းဆရာမ်ား အားကစားနည္းျပမ်ားအတြက္ ဝင္ေငြအမ်ားအျပားရရွိေစမည့္ အခ်ိန္ပိုင္းလုပ္ငန္း တစ္ခုဟူ၍ ေၾကာ္ျငာထားသည္။ အလုပ္က စြယ္စံုက်မ္းမ်ားေရာင္းခ်ေသာ အလုပ္ ျဖစ္၏။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္က ေစ်းေရာင္းရမည့္အလုပ္ကို မဝံ့မရဲျဖစ္ေနသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ခံစားရမည့္ ေကာ္မရွင္က အေတာ္ပင္မ်ားသည္။ သို႔ႏွင့္ပင္ အေရာင္းကိစၥ သင္ၾကားေပးသည့္ သင္တန္းေက်ာင္းကေလးတစ္ခုသို႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ သြားျဖစ္ခဲ့သည္။ သည္ေနာက္မွာေတာ့ အိမ္တံခါးေပါက္ေတြ လိုက္ေခါက္ကာ ေစ်းလည္ေရာင္းေသာ အလုပ္ကို စတင္ေလသည္။ တံခါးေတြက ေစ်းသည္မွန္းသိသည္ႏွင့္ တစ္ျပိဳင္နက္ ေျဗာင္းခနဲ ေျဗာင္းခနဲ ပိတ္သြားၾကသည္။ သည္ေလာက္အထိ ျဖစ္လိမ့္မည္ဟူ၍ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္မထားခဲ့ရာ တျဖည္းျဖည္း ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေၾကာက္လာသည္။ အိမ္တံခါးေပါက္တစ္ခု ေရွ႔ေရာက္တိုင္း ရင္ထဲက ပ်ိဳ႔ခ်င္သလို ဗိုက္ထဲက ထိုးေအာင့္ခ်င္သလို ျဖစ္လာသည္။ ေနာက္ဆံုးတြင္ေတာ့ စြယ္စံုက်မ္းႏွစ္စံုကၽြန္ေတာ္ေရာင္းျဖစ္ခဲ့သည္။ တစ္စံုကို ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ ဇနီးသည္က ဝယ္ယူျပီး တစ္စံုကို မိတ္ေဆြတစ္ေယာက္က ဝယ္သြားသည္။ <br /><br /> သည္အေတြ႔အၾကံဳက ကၽြန္ေတာ္သည္ ေစ်းေရာင္းသည့္အလုပ္၌ စြံမည့္သူတစ္ဦး မဟုတ္ေၾကာင္း ျပသေနသလို ရွိခဲ့သည္။ <br /><br /> သို႔တိုင္ေအာင္ပင္ နည္းျပသင္တန္းတစ္ခု၌ အားကစားပစၥည္းသစ္မ်ားျဖန္႔ခ်ိေရာင္းခ်ရန္ စီစဥ္ေနသူတစ္ဦးႏွင့္ ေတြ႔ေသာအခါ ကၽြန္ေတာ္စိတ္ဝင္စားခဲ့ျပန္သည္။ <br /><br /> သူေရာင္းခ်မည့္ ကိုယ္ကာယ ေလ့က်င့္ခန္းသံုး ပစၥည္းကိရိယာမ်ားမွာ ေျပးခုန္ပစ္ အားကစားေလာကတြင္ အၾကီးအက်ယ္ ေခတ္စားလာႏိုင္သည္ဟု ယူဆရသည္။ ထို႔ျပင္ သူက ကၽြန္ေတာ္အား တစ္ဦးတည္း ကိုယ္စားလွယ္ သေဘာမ်ိဳးေပးမည္ဟုလည္းဆိုသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ အရမ္းအားတက္သြားသည္။ တကယ္ၾကီးပြားမည့္ လမ္းစကို ေျခခ်မိျပီဟု ယံုၾကည္လိုက္သည္။ <br /><br /> ထိုလူ႔ထံမွ ပစၥည္းအမယ္ေပါင္း ရာခ်ီ၍ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ဝယ္ယူလိုက္သည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ဝယ္ျပီးေနာက္တြင္ ၎ပုဂၢိဳလ္သည္ ေတာင္ပိုင္းနယ္ တစ္ခြင္လံုး၌ လူတိုင္းကိုပင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္နည္းတူ တစ္ဦးတည္း ကိုယ္စားလွယ္ ခန္႔သြားခဲ့ေၾကာင္းသိရွိရေလသည္။ <br /><br /> မတက္ႏိုင္ေတာ့။ သည္ပစၥည္းေတြ သယ္ကာ ေစ်းသည္အလုပ္ကို ဆက္လုပ္ရျပန္သည္။ အၾကီးအက်ယ္ ေရပန္းစားလိမ့္မည္ဟု ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ေမွ်ာ္လင့္ခဲ့သည့္ ပစၥည္းမ်ားကို လူေတြ စိတ္မဝင္စားၾက။ ကိုယ္ကိုျမင္မွ တံခါးပိတ္ပစ္လိုက္သည့္ ဒဏ္ကို ၾကိတ္မွိတ္ခံကာ ေန႔စဥ္ အားတင္းျပီး ကၽြန္ေတာ္ ထြက္ခဲ့ရသည္။ ေနာက္ဆံုးစာရင္းခ်ဳပ္သည့္အခါ၌မူ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ခံခဲ့ရသမွ် ဒုကၡအတြက္ ေဒၚလာႏွစ္ရာသံုးရာမွ်ခံစားရေလသည္။ <br /><br /> စာဖတ္သူ မည္သို႔သေဘာရပါသနည္း။ ငါလည္း အလားတူၾကံဳခဲ့ဖူးတာပဲဟု ေတြးေနမိပါသလား။ <br /><br /> မွန္ပါသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔အားလံုးပင္ သည္သေဘာမ်ိဳး ၾကံဳခဲ့ရဖူးပါသည္။ သည္အေတြ႔အၾကံဳေတြသည္ သင္တို႔ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္ေတြ စိတ္ကူးယဥ္အိမ္မက္ေတြ အားလံုးကို ထုေခ်ဖ်က္ဆီးပစ္သည့္ အေတြ႔အၾကံဳမ်ားပဲ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ အစြမ္းကုန္ ၾကိဳးစားခဲ့သည့္ၾကားက နာလန္မထူႏိုင္ေအာင္ ရိုက္ခ်ိဳးခံလိုက္ရသည့္အခါ ေနာက္ထပ္ၾကိဳးစားခ်င္စိတ္ မရွိေတာ့ေလာက္ေအာင္ စိတ္ဓာတ္က်ဆင္းသြားရေပသည္။ <br /><br /> ေနာက္ပိုင္း၌ ကၽြန္ေတာ္သည္ အာမခံကိုယ္စားလွယ္တစ္ဦးအျဖစ္အခ်ိန္ပိုင္း လုပ္ကိုင္ရင္း ေအာင္ျမင္မွဳ အတန္အသင့္ ရရွိခံစားခဲ့ရပါသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ေအ၊ အယ္လ္္၊ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) ကုမၸဏီကို တည္ေထာင္မည္ ၾကံစည္ေသာအခါ၌မူ အေႏွာက္အယွက္ အဟန္႔အတားေတြကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္ မယံုႏိုင္ေလာက္ေအာင္ပင္ အဆမတန္ၾကံဳလာရျပန္သည္။ <br /><br /> ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ အေရာင္းလုပ္ငန္းကို တြဲကိုင္ေပးမည့္ ကုမၸဏီတစ္ခုလိုက္ရွာစဥ္က အျဖစ္အပ်က္တစ္ခုကိုေျပာပါမည္။ အာမခံကုမၸဏီအၾကီးအကဲမ်ားႏွင့္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ေတြ႔ဆံုစကားေျပာခြင့္ရရန္ ၾကိဳးစားသည္။ မေအာင္ျမင္။ သူတို႔ႏွင္ ေတြ႔ခြင့္ရေရးမွာ မလြယ္ကူ။ သို႔ေသာ္ တစ္ၾကိမ္တြင္ေတာ့ ေဘာ္စတြန္ျမိဳ႔ရွိ နာမည္ၾကီး ကုမၸဏီတစ္ခုမွ အၾကီးအကဲႏွင့္ ေတြ႔ဆံုခြင့္ရသည္။ စကားေျပာရသည္မွာ သိပ္မဆိုးလွ။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ အေတာ္ေလး အားတက္သြားသည္။ မ်ားမၾကာမီ ၎ပုဂၢိဳလ္ၾကီးသည္ အတၱလန္တာျမိဳ႔သို႔ ေရာက္ရွိေနစဥ္ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ႏွင့္ေတြ႔ခ်င္ပါသည္ဟု ဆက္သြယ္အေၾကာင္းၾကားသည္။ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ လုပ္ငန္းကို သူ႔ကုမၸဏီက ကိုင္ေပးရန္ လက္ခံလိုက္ျပီဟူေသာသတင္းကို ေျပာၾကားရန္ ေခၚျခင္းျဖစ္မည္ဟု ယူဆျပီး ကၽြန္ေတာ္ အေတာ္ပင္ ဝမ္းသာအားရျဖစ္သြားသည္။ ျမိဳ႔လယ္ေကာင္ရွိ ပိခ်္ထရီး ပလာဇာ ဟိုတယ္တြင္ သူႏွင့္အတူ ညစာစားရင္း စကားေျပာရသည္။ <br /><br /> အာလာပ သလႅာပ ေျပာျပီးေနာက္ သူက ကၽြန္ေတာ့္မ်က္ႏွာကို ေစ့ေစ့ၾကည့္ကာ <br /><br /> 'ဒီမွာ အာ့တ္၊ ကိုယ္ေသေသခ်ာခ်ာ စဥ္းစားၾကည့္ျပီးျပီ၊ ေမာင္ရင့္ အစီအစဥ္ ဘယ္လိုမွ ေအာင္ျမင္မွာ မဟုတ္ဘူး' ဟူ၍ ေျပာခ်လိုက္သည္။ <br /><br /> သူ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကို တမင္တကာ မညွာမတာလုပ္လိုက္ျခင္းျဖစ္သည္။ သူရည္ရြယ္သည့္အတိုင္း ကၽြန္ေတာ္ကလည္း အထိနာသြားခဲ့သည္။ ခ်က္ခ်င္းအိမ္ျပန္ေျပးကာ ဘယ္သူႏွင့္မွ် အေတြ႔မခံဘဲ တံခါးအလံုပိတ္ျပီးသာ ေနလိုက္ခ်င္ေတာ့သလို ခံစားလိုက္မိသည္။ <br /><br /> သို႔ေသာ္ ဒါက ထိုအခိုက္အတန္႔ ခံစားမွဳျဖစ္သည္။ <br /><br /> တကယ္တမ္း ကၽြန္ေတာ္ အေလွ်ာ့မေပးခဲ့ပါ။ စင္စစ္ထိုပုဂၢိဳလ္္၏ အျပဳအမူကပင္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္အား ဒီအလုပ္ကို ေအာင္ျမင္ေအာင္ လုပ္ျပမယ္ဟူ၍ ခိုင္မာျပတ္သားစိတ္ဝင္ေအာင္ လုပ္ေပးလိုက္သလို ျဖစ္သြားခဲ့သည္။ အျခားသူတစ္ေယာက္၏ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္အေပၚရွဳျမင္ပံု ကၽြန္ေတာ္စိတ္ကူမ်ားအေပၚ ရွဳျမင္ပံုမ်ားေၾကာင့္ကား ကၽြန္ေတာ္ဘယ္ေတာ့မွ် လက္ေျမွာက္အရွံဳးေပးမည္ မဟုတ္ဟူ၍ ကၽြန္ေတာ္စိတ္တြင္ ျပတ္သားစြာ ဆံုးျဖတ္လိုက္မိသည္။ </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5102677920370250480?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-53190081107072958562007-05-11T22:34:00.000+12:002007-05-11T22:35:30.803+12:00<blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong> *#- ဒီစာအုပ္ဖတ္ရင္း ျမန္မာစာရိုက္နည္း က်င့္ေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ -#* </strong><br /> ေသာၾကာ ၁၁ ၂၀၀၇<br /> ၾကာခ်ိန္ = ၀း၂၀<br /> စာမ်က္ႏွာ = ၈ - ၉<p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္ေတာ္သည္ အထက္တန္းေက်ာင္း ရပ္ဂဘီ ေဘာနည္းျပဆရာအျဖစ္ ခုနစ္ႏွစ္ လုပ္ဖူး၏။ ထိုကာလသည္ ကၽြန္ေတာ့္ဘဝအတြက္ အျမဲအမွတ္ရစရာ ကာလတစ္ခု ျဖစ္ခဲ့၏။ ေဘာပြဲက်င္းပသည့္ ေသာၾကာေန႔ညမ်ားကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္ မေမ့ႏိုင္။ ေဘာလံုးအသင္းမွ လူငယ္မ်ား ဝတ္စံုေတြ ကိုယ္စီဝတ္ဆင္ၾကမည္။ [ရပ္ဂဘီေဘာမွာ ကန္သည့္ေဘာလံုး (Soccer) ထက္ ၾကမ္းတမ္းသျဖင့္ အနာတရ မျဖစ္ေအာင္ ကာကြယ္သည့္ ဝတ္စံုမ်ား ဝတ္ၾကရသည္။] သူတို႔အားလံုး စိတ္ဓာတ္ေတြ အရမ္းတက္ၾကြေနၾကမည္။ အားေပးၾကသည့္ အတန္းေဖာ္မိန္းကေလးမ်ားက ပန္းဖြားမ်ား ေဝွ႔ယမ္းကာ ခုန္ၾကကၾကမည္။ ေက်ာင္းတီးဝိုင္းက ေအာင္ပြဲေတးကို ဟစ္ေၾကြးမည္။ ပရိတ္က တစ္ခဲနက္ ေအာ္ၾကဟစ္ၾက လက္ခုပ္ၾသဘာေပးၾကမည္။<br /><br /> သည္အရြယ္ လူငယ္ေလးမ်ားအား သင္ၾကားျပသေပးရသည့္ အလုပ္ကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္ အလြန္ပင္ ခင္တြယ္ျမတ္ႏိုးခဲ့သည္။ ဘဝ၏ အခက္အခဲေတြႏွင့္ မရင္ဆိုင္ မၾကံဳေတြ႔ရေသးသည့္ အခ်ိန္ စိတ္ကူးယဥ္အိမ္မက္ေတြ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္ အစီအစဥ္ေတြ ျပည့္ျပည့္ဝဝလွလွပပၾကီး ရွိေနၾကသည့္သူတို႔ေလးေတြ၏ ရႊန္လန္းေသာ မ်က္ႏွာမ်ားကို ၾကည့္ရျမင္ရသည္မွာ အလြန္ၾကည္ႏူးစရာေကာင္းလွသည္။<br /><br /> သည္အခ်ိန္ကာလ သူတို႔ဘဝမွာ စိတ္လွဳပ္ရွားတက္ၾကြဖြယ္ရာ အေတြ႔အၾကံဳသစ္ေတြ ျပည့္လွ်မ္းလ်က္ရွိေနသည္။ မိန္းကေလးမ်ားႏွင့္ ခ်ိန္းခ်က္ေတြ႔ဆံုတတ္ၾကျပီ၊ အရာရာကို စူးစမ္းမွဳျပဳၾကျပီး၊ ကားေမာင္းသင္ၾကျပီ၊ ကားေမာင္းလိုင္စင္ ကိုင္ေဆာင္ခြင့္ရွိသည့္အရြယ္သို႔ ေရာက္ေတာ့မည္၊ အခ်ိဳ႔လည္း ကိုင္ေဆာင္ေနၾကရျပီ၊ အားကစားအသင္းမ်ား၊ ကလပ္မ်ား၊ လူမွုေရးဆိုင္ရာ အဖြဲ႔အစည္းမ်ား၊ အုပ္စုမ်ားထဲ စတင္ဝင္ေရာက္ၾကျပီ။<br /><br /> ျခံဳ၍ေျပာရလွ်င္ သူတို႔အတြက္ ေလာကၾကီးသည္ ေရြးခ်ယ္ယူငင္စရာေတြ မ်ားျပားလွေသာ ၾကြယ္ဝျပည့္စံုသည့္ ေလာကၾကီး၊ လူတိုင္းအတြက္ အခြင့္အလမ္းေတြ အမ်ားၾကီး ဖြင့္လွစ္ေပးထားသည့္ ေနခ်င့္စဖြယ္ ေလာကၾကီး ျဖစ္ေနေလသည္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-5319008110707295856?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-39372933661294118802007-05-11T22:25:00.000+12:002007-05-11T22:33:58.749+12:00<blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong> *#- ဒီစာအုပ္ဖတ္ရင္း ျမန္မာစာရိုက္နည္း က်င့္ေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ -#* </strong><br /> ေသာၾကာ ၁၁ ၂၀၀၇<br /> ၾကာခ်ိန္ = ၁း၂၀<br /> စာမ်က္ႏွာ = ၆ - ၈<p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><strong>အခန္း (၁) လူတိုင္းေအာင္ျမင္ေက်ာ္ၾကားခ်င္သည္</strong></p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"> # ေသာၾကာေန႔ည ခံစားမွဳ<br /> # စိတ္ကူးယဥ္ အိပ္မက္မ်ား ေသဆံုးေပ်ာက္ကြယ္သြားၾကသည့္ အခ်ိန္<br /> # ယံုၾကည္စိတ္၏ စြမ္းအား<br /> # တိုက္ယူဖို႔ အသင့္ျပင္ပါ။</p> <blockquote><p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လူသည္ သူ႔ကိုယ္သူ ထင္ျမင္ထားသည့္အတိုင္း တကယ္ျဖစ္၏။<br /> (ဂ်ိမ္းစ္ အယ္လင္)</p></blockquote> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လူတိုင္းေအာင္ျမင္ေက်ာ္ၾကားခ်င္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">မိမိပတ္ဝန္းက်င္၌ အေရးပါခ်င္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ငါသည္ 'ဘာ' ျဖစ္၏ဟု မိမိဘာသာ ခံယူထားသည့္ အခ်က္ကို အမ်ား အသိအမွတ္ျပဳေစခ်င္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ဤသည္မွာ လူ၏ သဘာဝ ျဖစ္သည္။ လူတိုင္းလူတိုင္းမွာ ရွိသည့္စိတ္ဓာတ္ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔သည္ ေလာေလာဆယ္ မည္သည့္အေနအထား၌ ရွိေနပါေစ၊ မည္သည့္အရပ္မွ လာေရာက္ရသူမ်ားပဲ ျဖစ္ပါေစ၊ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ ရင္ထဲ ႏွလံုးသားထဲတြင္မူ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔၏ ထူးျခားမွဳ၊ သူတပါးႏွင့္ ကြဲျပားရွားနားမွဳ မ်ားကို ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ဘာသာ သိေန၊ ျမင္ေန၊ ယံုၾကည္ေနေပသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">လူတိုင္းပင္လွ်င္ ဤစိတ္ဓာတ္ ဤခံစားမွဳမ်ိဳးျဖင့္ ၾကီးျပင္းလာၾကသည္ခ်ည္းျဖစ္သည္။ ကေလးဘဝက ေကာင္းဘြိဳင္လုပ္တမ္း ကစားၾကသည့္အခါ ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို႔ အားလံုးပင္ ေသနတ္ပစ္ လက္အေျဖာင့္ဆံုး ေကာင္းဘြိဳင္မ်ား ျဖစ္ခဲ့ၾကသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ရုပ္ျမင္သံၾကား ၾကည့္သည့္ ကေလးတိုင္းပင္ အာကာသယာဥ္မွဴးျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ မာရာဒိုနာလို ေဘာလံုးသမားျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ ဆရာဝန္ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ ဘဲေလး ကေခ်သည္ ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ ေရခဲျပင္ စကိတ္အလွစီးျပိဳင္ပြဲကို ၾကည့္ကာ ေရႊတံဆိပ္ဆုရွင္ ေရခဲျပင္ စကိတ္စီးသမား ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကေလးတိုင္းပင္ စိတ္ကူးယဥ္သမားမ်ား ျဖစ္ၾကသည္။ သူတို႔အတြက္မူ ျဖစ္ခ်င္တာေတြကို စိတ္ကူးထဲမွာ ျဖစ္ၾကည့္ရျခင္းသည္ အသက္ရွဴသည့္ကိစၥလို အလိုအေလ်ာက္ ျဖစ္ေနသည့္ အရာတစ္ခု ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">မ်ားမၾကာမီက အတၱလန္တာျမိဳ႔မွ ဆရာမတစ္ေယာက္သည္ ပဥၥမတန္းမွ သူမ၏ တပည့္ေလးမ်ားအား ၎တို႔၏ အနာဂတ္ရည္မွန္းခ်က္မ်ားကို စာတစ္ရြက္္စီေပၚ၌ ေရးသားရန္ ေစခိုင္း၏။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">ကေလးမ်ား ေရးသားေဖာ္ျပသည့္ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္အခ်ိဳ႔မွာ ဤသို႔ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <ul lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;"><li>အတန္းထဲရွိအငယ္ဆံုးေက်ာင္းသားေလးသည္ အိုလံပစ္ ေရႊတံဆိပ္ ဆုရွင္ ေရကူးခ်န္ပီယံျဖစ္ရန္ ရည္မွန္းထား၏။</li> <li>မိန္းကေလးႏွစ္ေယာက္ကမူ အေမရိကန္ျပည္ေထာင္စု၏ သမၼတျဖစ္လိုေသာ ဆႏၷရွိ၏။ ယင္းအနက္ တစ္ဦးမွာ ေရွ႔ေန သို႔မဟုတ္ တရားသူၾကီး လုပ္ရန္လည္း ရည္ရြယ္ထား၏။</li> <li>အႏုပညာအစြမ္းအစ ျပသခဲ့ဖူးသည့္ ေယာက်ၤားေလးတစ္ေယာက္ကမူ ရုပ္ရွင္မင္းသား လုပ္ရမည္လား၊ ေရာခ့္ေတးဂီတ အဆိုေတာ္ အျဖစ္ကို ေရြးခ်ယ္ရမည္လား ေဝခြဲမရေသးဘဲ ရွိေန၏။<</li> <li>ေဂ်ဆင္အမည္ရွိ လူငယ္ေလး၏ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္မ်ားကိုေတာ့ ကၽြန္ေတာ္ သေဘာအက်ဆံုး ျဖစ္၏။ သူက အက္ဖ္-၁၄ ဂ်က္ေလယာဥ္မွဴး ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ ထို႔အျပင္ အေမရိကန္တြင္ လူၾကိဳက္မ်ားလွသည့္ နာမည္ၾကီး ရပ္ဂဘီ ေဘာလံုးအသင္းတစ္ခုျဖစ္သည့္ ဒါးလက္စ္ေကာင္းဘြိဳင္အသင္းတြင္ အသင္းေခါင္းေဆာင္ျဖစ္ခ်င္သည္။ ဆူပါဘိုးလ္ ျပိဳင္ပြဲၾကီးတြင္ ႏွစ္စဥ္ပါဝင္ယွဥ္ျပိဳင္ခြင့္ရျပီး ႏွစ္စဥ္ ဗိုလ္စြဲခ်င္သည္။ ထို႔ျပင္ အထူးခၽြန္ဆံုး အားကစားသမားဆုကိုလည္း သူက ႏွစ္တိုင္း ရခ်င္ေသးသည္။</li></ul> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူတို႔ေလးေတြသည္ သိပ္ထူးျခားေနသူေလးမ်ား မဟုတ္ၾကပါ။ ကေလးပီပီသသ မူမွန္စိတ္သဘာဝ ရွိၾကသူမ်ားသာ ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ ကေလးတိုင္း၏ စိတ္ထဲတြင္ ငါၾကီးလာတဲ့အခါ ဟူ၍ စိတ္ကူးရည္မွန္းထားတာေလးေတြ ကိုယ္စီ ကိုယ္ငွ ရွိၾကသည္။ ငယ္ရြယ္ေသးသည့္ကာလ သူတို႔၏ စိတ္ထဲတြင္ သူတို႔ႏွင့္ သူတို႔စိတ္ကူးယဥ္ အိမ္မက္မ်ားအၾကား အခက္အခဲ အတားအဆီးေတြ ရွိလာ လိမ့္မည္ဟူေသာ အေတြးမ်ိဳး ေပၚလာေလ့မရွိခဲ့။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူတို႔စိတ္ကူးထဲတြင္ ျဖစ္ႏိုင္သည့္ အရာမ်ားႏွင့္ ေရွ့အလားအလာ မ်ားသာ ျပည့္ႏွက္လွ်က္ရွိသည္။ သူတို႔သည္ တာဝန္ဆိုတာ ဘာမွန္းမသိၾကေသး။ လူ႔ဘဝဆိုတာကိုလည္းေကာင္း၊ ပတ္ဝန္းက်င္ လူ႔အဖြဲ႔အစည္း ဆိုတာကို လည္းေကာင္း ဘာမွန္းမသိၾကေသး။ သူတို႔ေခါင္းထဲတြင္ ဘယ္သူေတြက ဘာေျပာၾကမလဲ၊ ဘယ္လိုေတြ ထင္ျမင္ၾကမလဲဆိုတာေတြ မေတြးတတ္ၾကေသး။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သူတို႔၏စိတ္မ်ားသည္ သူ႔တို႔ရင္ထဲက ထြက္ေပၚလာသည့္ အၾကီးမားဆံုး အိမ္မက္မ်ားကို အေႏွာက္အယွက္ အဟန္႔အတားမရွိ မက္ႏိုင္ေလာက္ေအာင္ လြတ္လပ္ေနၾကဆဲ ျဖစ္သည္။ အခက္အခဲဆိုတာ သူတို႔နားမလည္၊ သူတို႔အလိုဆႏၵကိုသာ သူတို႔သိၾကသည္။ အနာဂတ္ကို လွမ္းေမွ်ာ္ၾကည့္လိုက္သည့္အခါ၌ သူတို႔အတြက္ တံခါးေပါက္ၾကီး ဟင္းလင္းပြင့္လ်က္ရွိသည္ဟု ျမင္ၾကသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သည္လိုျမင္ျခင္းကလည္း အံ့ၾသစရာေတာ့မရွိ။ သူတို႔နံေဘးတြင္ သူတို႔ကိုကန္႔ကြက္မည့္သူမရွိ၊ အားေပးသူ ေထာက္ခံသူ အျပဳသေဘာ ေျပာဆိုသူမ်ားသာ ဝန္းရံလ်က္ ရွိ၏။ သားေလးက သိပ္ေတာ္တာ၊ သမီးက သိပ္လိမၼတာ၊ သားကၾကီးလာရင္ ဆရာဝန္ၾကီးျဖစ္မွာ၊ သမီးၾကီးလာရင္ ဘာလုပ္မလဲ၊ ဆရာဝန္မၾကီးလား၊ ေရွ့ေနမၾကီးလား၊ ဒါမွမဟုတ္ အဆိုေတာ္လား၊ ရုပ္ရွင္မင္းသမီးလား စသည္ျဖင့္ ခ်ီးမြမ္းစကားဆိုၾက ေထာက္ခံအားေပးၾကမည့္ မိဘမ်ား ဦးေလးမ်ား အေဒၚမ်ား စသည္တို႔သာ ဝန္းရံလ်က္ရွိၾကသည္။</p> <p lang="my" style="font-family: Zawgyi-One;">သည္အခါကမူ သူတို႔အဖို႔ မိမိတို႔ကိုယ္ကို တစ္ေလာကလံုး၏ အထြတ္အထိပ္သဖြယ္ ယံုၾကည္ခံစားခဲ့ၾကရမည္ ျဖစ္ေပသည္။</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-3937293366129411880?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-76094868480278645342007-05-10T21:20:00.000+12:002007-05-10T21:33:44.852+12:00<blockquote><p><span style="font-weight: bold;">*#- ဒီစာအုပ္ဖတ္ရင္း ျမန္မာစာရိုက္နည္း က်င့္ေနျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ -#*</span><br /> ၾကာသာပေတး ၁၀ ၂၀၀၇<br /> စခ်ိန္ = ညေန ၆း၄၄<br /> ဆံုးခ်ိန္ = ညေန ၉း၄၅<br /> စာမ်က္ႏွာ = ၁ - ၄</span></p> </blockquote> <p><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ခ်ံဳၾကားမွ ဘံုဖ်ားသို႔</span></span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">ေဖျမင့္</span></p> <p>ထိပ္ဆံုးသို႔ ေရာက္ခဲ့သူတစ္ေယာက္၏ ေအာင္ျမင္ႀကီးပြားေရးဆိုင္ရာ မဟာဗ်ဴဟာ နည္းဗ်ဴဟာမ်ားႏွင့္ လက္ေတြ႔ဘဝသင္ခန္းစာမ်ား</p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;">အမွာစကား</span></p> <p>လူ႔ဘဝဟူသည္ တိုေတာင္းလွ၏ ဟု ဆိုသူေတြ ဆိုၾက၏။</p> <p>မတင္းတိမ္ႏိုင္ေသာ သေဘာျဖင့္ ဆိုၾကျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။ စင္စစ္ႏွစ္ေပါင္း ၇၀၊ ၈၀၊ ၁၀၀ ေနရေသာ သက္တမ္းတစ္ခုသည္ မတိုပါ။ သည္ကာလကို ထိေရာက္စြာ အသံုးခ်လွ်င္ ဘာမဆို ျဖစ္လာႏိုင္ပါသည္။</p> <p>ဘဝကို မည္မွ် နိမ့္ပါးႏံုခ်ာေသာ အေျခအေနမ်ိဳးမွ စတင္ခဲ့ရသည္ ျဖစ္ပါေစ၊ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္ရွိမည္၊ ဥာဏ္အေမွ်ာ္အျမင္ ရွိမည္၊ မေလွ်ာ့ေသာ ဇြဲ လံု႔လ ရွိမည္ဆိုက တစ္သက္တာ ဘဝ အၿပီးသတ္ခ်ိန္၌ အျမင့္မားဆံုး ထိပ္ဆံုးေနရာကို ရရွိႏိုင္ပါသည္။</p> <p>သည္လို ရရွိသြားခဲ့သူေတြလည္း သမိုင္းတစ္ေလွ်ာက္ အေျမာက္အျမားရွိသည္။ အထြတ္အထိတ္သို႔ ေရာက္ရွိၾကသူေတြ၏ အတၳဳပၸတၱိမ်ားကို လွန္ေလွာၾကည့္လွ်င္ 'ခ်ံဳၾကားမွ ဘံုဖ်ားသို႔' တက္လာႏိုင္ခဲ့သူေတြ မ်ားျပားလွေၾကာင္း ေတြ႔ရွိရလိမ့္မည္။</p> <p>သည္လိုတက္လာႏိုင္ခြင့္သည္ ပါရမီ ထူးသူတခ်ိဳ႔သာ ရရွိႏိုင္သည့္ မဟာအခြင့္အေရးမဟုတ္။ ဘံုဖ်ားသို႔ တက္လာေသာ ေလွကားသည္ အထူးပုဂိၢဳလ္မ်ားအတြက္ သီးသန္႔ ကန္႔သတ္ထားသည့္ ေလွကားမဟုတ္။ လူတိုင္းတက္ႏိုင္သည့္ ေလွကား၊ လူတိုင္းအတြက္ ဖြင့္ထားသည့္ အခြင့္အေရး တံခါးသာ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p>သင္သည္ စီးပြားေရးနယ္ပယ္တြင္ ေအာင္ျမင္ၾကီးပြားခ်င္သလား၊ အႏုပညာသမားအျဖစ္ ထင္ေပၚေက်ာ္ၾကားခ်င္သလား၊ လူမွုေရးနယ္ပယ္တြင္ လႊမ္းမိုးတြင္က်ယ္ခ်င္သလား၊ ထူးျခားေျပာင္ေျမာက္ေသာ ႏိုင္ငံေရးသမား တစ္ေယာက္အျဖစ္ အထြတ္အထိပ္သို႔ ေရာင္ခ်င္ ပါသလား။</p> <p>ဘယ္အရာမဆို ျဖစ္လာႏိုင္ခြင့္ သင့္မွာ ရွိေနသည္။</p> <p>အေရးၾကီးသည္က အထက္တြင္ ဆိုခဲ့သည့္ ရည္မွန္းခ်က္၊ ဉာဏ္အေျမာ္အျမင္ႏွင့္ ဇြဲလံု႔လ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p>ေရွးဦးစြာ သင့္ကိုယ္သင္ သာမန္ အႏုညာတ ဘဝမွ်ႏွင့္ မတင္းတိမ္လိုေသာ ဆႏၵ ရွိရမည္၊ (ဝါ) ပီျပင္ေျပာင္ေျမာက္ေသာ ဘဝတစ္ခု တည္ေဆာက္မည္ ဟူေသာရည္မွန္းခ်က္ ရွိရမည္။</p> <p>ဒုတိယ၊ ထိုသို႔ေသာ ဘဝတစ္ခု ေအာင္ျမင္စြာ တည္ေဆာက္ႏိုင္ေရး အတြက္ အဆင့္ဆင့္ ေဆာင္ရြက္သြားစရာ လုပ္ငန္းအစီအစဥ္မ်ား စနစ္တက် ခ်မွတ္တတ္ရမည္။</p> <p>တတိယ၊ အေျမာ္ျမင္ရွိစြာ ခ်မွတ္ထားသည့္ ယင္းလုပ္ငန္းအစီအစဥ္မ်ားကို မဆုတ္မနစ္ေသာ ဇြဲလံု႔လျဖင့္ ေရရွည္ စြဲျမဲစြာ အေကာင္အထည္ ေဖာ္ရဲရမည္။</p> <p>သည္အတိုင္း လုပ္ႏိုင္လွ်င္ သင္သည္ 'ပုဂၢိဳလ္္ထူး' တစ္ေယာက္ မုခ်ျဖစ္လာရလိမ့္မည္။</p> <p>* * *</p> <p>ဤစာအုပ္ မူရင္းကို ေရးသားသူ အာ့တ္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) (Arthur Lynch Williams) သည္ ကိုယ္တိုင္အပင္ ခ်ံဳၾကားမွ ဘံုဖ်ားသို႔ တက္လာႏိုင္ခဲ့သူ ပုဂၢိဳလ္ထူး တစ္ဦးျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p>သူ႔အေၾကာင္း အက်ဥ္းကေလးေျပာပါမည္။</p> <p>အာ့တ္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) သည္ မူလက အထက္တန္းေက်ာင္း ေဘာလံုးနည္းျပ တစ္ေယာက္ ျဖစ္သည္။ ထိုအလုပ္တြင္ သူ ထူးခၽြန္ပါသည္။ သို႔ေသာ္ ထိုအလုပ္မွ ရသည့္ ႏွစ္စဥ္ဝင္ေငြ ေဒၚလာ ၁၀,၀၀၀ ခန္္႔သည္ သူ႔အတြက္ မာတုန္းသာတုန္းသာ လံုေလာက္သည္။ မမာေရး မက်န္းေရး ၾကံဳလွ်င္ ဒုကၡေရာက္သည္။ သားသမီးမ်ား ပညာေရး၊ မိအို ဖအိုမ်ား ေစာင့္ေရွာက္ေရး စသည္တို႔ကို ေတြးၾကည့္လွ်င္ သူ႔ဘဝသည္ ရင္ေလးစရာ။</p> <p>သို႔ႏွင့္ ခရီး တစ္ဝက္တစ္ပ်က္မွာပင္ သူ႔ဘဝ လမ္းေၾကာင္းကို ေျပာင္းလဲပစ္ရန္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) ဆံုးျဖတ္သည္။ သူ႔မူလ ဆံုးျဖတ္ခ်က္က ရိုးစင္းသည္။ ရွင္းသည္။</p> <p>ေငြေၾကးအတြက္ ေတြးပူစရာ မလိုေသာ ဘဝတစ္ခု သူတည္ေဆာက္မည္။ ဒါပဲ။</p> <p>၁၉၇၇ ခုႏွစ္တြင္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) သည္ မိမိနည္းတူ ဘဝေရွ႔ေရး စိတ္ေအးလိုသူ ၈၅ဦးကို စည္းရံုးစုစည္းကာ အသက္အာမခံကုမၼဏီတစ္ခု စတင္ထူေထာင္သည္။</p> <p>၁၉၈၈ ခုႏွစ္တြင္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) သည္ ကုေ႗ၾကြယ္သူူေဌး ျဖစ္လာသည္။ သူ႔လုပ္ေဖာ္ကိုင္ဘက္ေတြ အားလံုးလိုပင္ သန္းၾကြယ္သူေဌးမ်ား ျဖစ္လာၾကသည္။ သူ႔ ကုမၼဏီသို႔ ဝင္ေရာက္ပူးေပါင္းလုပ္ကိုင္ၾကသူမ်ားထဲတြင္ ႏွစ္စဥ္ ေဒၚလာ သိန္းဂဏန္းရွိသူ ဦးေရက ငါးရာေက်ာ္ေနျပီ။</p> <p>မ်က္လွည့္ျပလိုက္သလို ဝီလ်ံ(စ) ေအာင္ျမင္ၾကီးပြားသြားျခင္းသည္ အဘယ္ေၾကာင့္နည္း။</p> <p>ေအာင္ျမင္ေရးဆိုင္ရာ သဘာဝတရားမ်ားကို သူ၏ ကိုယ္ပိုင္အေတြ႔အၾကံဳႏွင့္ ယွဥ္ကာ စိတ္ဝင္စား အားတတ္ဖြယ္ စီစဥ္ေရးသား ထားသည့္ ဤစာအုပ္္၌ အေျဖကို ေတြ႔ႏိုင္သည္။</p> <p>ဤစာအုပ္တြင္ အသားလြတ္ ေျမွာက္ေပးေသာ စကားမ်ားကိုၾကားရလိမ့္မည္ မဟုတ္။ ၾကီးမားေသာ အခက္အခဲ အဟန္႔အတားမ်ားၾကားမွ ထေျမာက္ေအာင္ျမင္ေအာင္ ၾကိဳးပမ္းခဲ့ၾကသည့္ က်ားကုတ္က်ားခဲသမားတို႔၏ ဇြဲနပဲႏွင့္ လုပ္ရည္ကိုင္ရည္မ်ားကိုသာ အားက်အတုယူဖြယ္ျမင္ေတြ႔ရမည္ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p>* * *</p> <p>သင္သည္ မည္သည့့္နယ္ပယ္၌ ေအာင္ပြဲခံရန္ ရည္မွန္းထားပါသလဲ။</p> <p>စီးပြားေရး ေလာကကို သူ၏ ဘဝတိုက္ပြဲ ဆင္ႏႊဲေအာင္ျမင္ရာ စစ္ေျမျပင္အျဖစ္ ထင္ဟပ္တင္ျပထားသည့္ ဝီလ်ံ(စ) ၏ မဟာဗ်ဴဟာ နည္းဗ်ဴဟာမ်ားသည္ သင့္အတြက္ သင္ေရြးခ်ယ္ထားေသာ နယ္ပယ္တြင္ ေအာင္ပြဲခံရန္ နည္းလမ္းေကာင္း အၾကံဉာဏ္ေကာင္းမ်ားအျဖစ္ ထိထိေရာက္ေရာက္ အေထာက္အကူ ျပဳပါလိမ့္မည္။</p> <p>သူ အေလးအနက္ ေျပာတာ တစ္ခုေတာ့ ရွိသည္။</p> <p>ဇြဲနပဲ။</p> <p>သူကေတာ့ 'အစြမ္းကုန္' ဆိုေသာစကားကို သံုးသည္။</p> <p>သူ႔မူရင္းစာအုပ္ အမည္ကပင္ 'သင့္အစြမ္းရွိသမွ်သာ သင္လုပ္ႏိုင္ပါမည္၊ သိုေသာ္ ထိုအစြမ္းရွိသမွ်သည္ပင္ လံုေလာက္ပါသည္' ဟူ၍ ျဖစ္သည္။</p> <p>ဘာလံုေလာက္သနည္း။</p> <p>အထြတ္အထိပ္သို႔ ေရာက္ရန္ လံုေလာက္သည္ဟု ဆိုျခင္း ျဖစ္ပါသည္။</p> <p>ဖတ္ၾကည့္ပါ။</p> <p>ျပီးလွ်င္ လုပ္ၾကည့္ပါ။</p> <p>တိုေတာင္းသည္ဆိုေသာ ဘဝကိုပင္ ၾကီးက်ယ္ခမ္းနားေအာင္ သင္တည္ေဆာက္ႏိုင္ပါလိမ့္မည္။</p> <p>ေဖျမင့္</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-7609486848027864534?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-77248182209219536002006-12-27T14:36:00.001+12:002006-12-27T14:39:06.470+12:00<p>Enjoy Ketching Up Yall.</p> <p align="center"><a rel="external" title="Ketchup week" href="http://www.ketchupweek.com/"><img alt="ketchup week" src="http://www.ketchupweek.com/images/ketchup-banner.gif" border="0" /></a></p> <p>Things for me to ketchup: <strong>CLEAN MY ROOM!</strong></p> <p>Via: <a title="Ketchup Week" href="http://www.brainfuel.tv/happy-ketchup-week">BrainFuel</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-7724818220921953600?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-20586362680328498922006-12-27T13:58:00.000+12:002006-12-27T14:02:42.311+12:00Ok, so this blog has been switched to new version successfully. All the layout and posts still attached to it. So not bad. I haven't touch on this blog for ages. I'll do something about it later. May be turn this into Burmese language blog... I guess that's for my next year plan. To practice on my Burmese writing and typing. Cya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-2058636268032849892?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1154603927525734942006-08-03T23:18:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:37:26.315+12:00<p>There you go, you learning something new everyday. :D</p> <ul> <li>That's not right : Sum Ting Wong</li> <li>Are you harboring a fugitive? : Hu Yu Hai Ding</li> <li>See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao</li> <li>Stupid Man : Dum Fuk</li> <li>Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni</li> <li>Did you go to the beach? : Wai Yu So Tan</li> <li>I bumped into a coffee table : I Bang my Fa Kin Ni</li> <li>I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat</li> <li>It's very dark in here : Wao So Dim</li> <li>I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching?</li> <li>This is a tow away zone : No Pah King</li> <li>Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao?</li> <li>Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo</li> <li>He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka</li> <li>Your body odor is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu</li> <li>Great : Fa Kin Su Pah</li> </ul> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Languages" rel="tag">Languages</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Chinese" rel="tag">Chinese</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115460392752573494?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1154563030081171852006-08-03T11:57:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:36:52.891+12:00<p>They are actually from a Children's Science test. Some smart kids, don't you think? :-)</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Name the four seasons. <strong>A</strong>: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. <strong>A</strong>: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: How is dew formed? <strong>A</strong>: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) <strong>A</strong>: Keep it in the cow. </p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What causes the tides in the oceans? <strong>A</strong>: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What are steroids? <strong>A</strong>: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What happens to your body as you age? <strong>A</strong>: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? <strong>A</strong>: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. <strong>A</strong>: Premature death.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) <strong>A</strong>: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What is the fibula? <strong>A</strong>: A small lie.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...) <strong>A</strong>: Nearby.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section." <strong>A</strong>: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.</p> <p><strong>Q</strong>: What does the word " benign" mean?' <strong>A</strong>: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Children" rel="tag">Children</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Kids" rel="tag">Kids</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Quiz" rel="tag">Quiz</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Exam" rel="tag">Exam</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Science" rel="tag">Science</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Questions" rel="tag">Questions</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humours" rel="tag">Humours</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115456303008117185?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1153884638865770532006-07-26T15:30:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:37:00.923+12:00<p>How crazy software engineers gradually become</p> <p>A Non-Software guy thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. A Software-guy is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.</p> <p>Non-Software guy : Hey.. I've just become a member of Rotract Club. Software-guy : public, private, friendly or protected?</p> <p>Non-Software guy : Hey.. My submarine isn't sinking in water!! What could be wrong? Software-guy : may be you have used float instead of double in the software.</p> <p>Non-Software guy : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer... PM : how do you say that? Non-Software guy : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!</p> <p>Non-Software guy : Hey Bill, Can you do me a favor? Plz pass on these 10,000 dollars to John..? Software-guy : Ohh.. Sure.. Why not? Should i pass by value or by reference?</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Software%20Engineers" rel="tag">Software Engineers</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Developers" rel="tag">Developers</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humours" rel="tag">Humours</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115388463886577053?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1152939380727205262006-07-15T16:56:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:37:17.074+12:00<p>Five surgeons are discussing who are the best type of surgical patients.</p> <p>The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."</p> <p>The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."</p> <p>The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."</p> <p>The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."</p> <p>But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."</p> <p> Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humor" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Surgeons" rel="tag">Surgeons</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115293938072720526?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1152938898019971302006-07-15T16:48:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:12.070+12:00<p>Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try this simple experiment.</p> <p>Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:</p> <ul> <li>If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks - PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.</li> <li>If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING.</li> <li>If they are arranging the bricks in some other order - PUT THEM IN PLANNING.</li> <li>If they are throwing the bricks at each other - PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.</li> <li>If they are sleeping - PUT THEM IN SECURITY.</li> <li>If they have broken the bricks into pieces - PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.</li> <li>If they are sitting idle - PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.</li> <li>If they have thrown the bricks out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE MATERIALS DEPT.</li> <li>If they are clinging onto the bricks - PUT THEM IN TREASURY.</li> <li>If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN SALES.</li> <li>If they have already left for the day - PUT THEM IN MARKETING.</li> <li>If they are staring out of the window - PUT THEM IN THE EXPORT.</li> </ul> <p>AND last but not least..........</p> <p>If they are talking to each other and not a brick has moved - PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humors" rel="tag">Humors</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/work" rel="tag">work</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/office%20jokes" rel="tag">office jokes</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115293889801997130?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1152938694034895872006-07-15T16:44:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:14.999+12:00<p>Is it really true? :P</p> <p align="center"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189827837/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/189827837_f1eb0927f0_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_7" height="167" width="167" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826473/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/71/189826473_95f5799995_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_1" height="167" width="169" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826474/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/68/189826474_bf5e6e2d92_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_2" height="167" width="165" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826475/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/44/189826475_f4558b2fd1_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_3" height="167" width="165" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826476/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/189826476_27924a37f2_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_4" height="166" width="165" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826477/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/75/189826477_ec56cc54fa_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_5" height="165" width="163" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/189826478/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/57/189826478_e0be296c31_o.gif" alt="why_men_clothes_6" height="167" width="170" /></a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humors" rel="tag">Humors</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Clothing" rel="tag">Clothing</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Men" rel="tag">Men</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115293869403489587?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1152755845197426422006-07-13T13:57:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:21.326+12:00<p>I got this kind of friends. How sweet! (I think...)</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/70/188454483_61f027e1e9_o.jpg" alt="hippofriends" height="672" width="450" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115275584519742642?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1152053485255018642006-07-05T10:51:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:24.688+12:00<p>Boy this is one smart father! :-)</p> <blockquote><p><strong>This is how business is done</strong></p> <p><strong>Father</strong> : I want you to marry a girl of my choice <strong>Son</strong> : "I will choose my own bride!"</p> <p><strong>Father:</strong> "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."</p> <p><strong>Son</strong> : "Well, in that case...ok"</p> <p>Next Father approaches Bill Gates.</p> <p><strong>Father:</strong> "I have a husband for your daughter." <strong>Bill Gates:</strong> "But my daughter is too young to marry!"</p> <p><strong>Father</strong>: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank." <strong>Bill Gates</strong>: "Ah, in that case...ok"</p> <p>Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.</p> <p><strong>Father</strong>: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."</p> <p><strong>President</strong>: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"</p> <p><strong>Father</strong>: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." <strong>President</strong>: "Ah, in that case...ok"</p> <p><strong>This is how business is done!!</strong></p></blockquote> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Business%20Idea" rel="tag">Business Idea</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humor" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115205348525501864?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1151661053712524422006-06-30T21:50:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:29.808+12:00<p>Man that's one smart recommendation letter. :P</p> <ol> <li>Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be</li> <li>found</li> <li>hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without</li> <li>wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never</li> <li>thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always</li> <li>finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended</li> <li>measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee</li> <li>breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no</li> <li>vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound</li> <li>knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be</li> <li>classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be</li> <li>dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be</li> <li>promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be</li> <li>executed as soon as possible.</li> </ol> <p>Regards, Project Leader</p> <p>KEEP READING...</p> <p>Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:</p> <p>Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the even numbered lines for my assessment.</p> <p>Regards, Project Leader</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Letters" rel="tag">Letters</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Job" rel="tag">Job</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Work" rel="tag">Work</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115166105371252442?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1151659645161123332006-06-30T21:27:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:33.490+12:00<p>I like this one, got it form forwarded email. :-)</p> <p>This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid.........amazing thought!!!</p> <blockquote><p> When I born, I Black, When I grow up, I Black, When I go in Sun, I Black, When I scared, I Black, When I sick, I Black, And when I die, I still black..</p> <p>And you White fella, When you born, you Pink, When you grow up, you White, When you go in Sun, you Red, When you cold, you Blue, When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green, And when you die, you Gray.. And you calling me Colored ??</p> </blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115165964516112333?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1151011894228400142006-06-23T09:31:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:38:55.551+12:00<p>Oh c'mon, who wants to go that extreme with privatizing your pc screen? Unless ofcos you’re browsing porn or you’re so cold that you must cover up everything even your pc. </p> <blockquote><p>Joe Malia, a second year student at the Royal College of Art in London created this hoodie for "computer obsessives." Using one of these would be infinitely cooler than merely deploying one of those polarized sheets of plastic that stop people from reading your laptop screen over your shoulder. Bonus: renders your screen legible in direct sunlight.</p></blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://craphound.com/images/infaddicthoodie.jpg" alt="computer hood" align="left" height="208" width="303" /> </p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Weird" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Computer" rel="tag">Computer</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Obsession" rel="tag">Obsession</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Creations" rel="tag">Creations</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115101189422840014?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1150840361422715382006-06-21T09:52:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:41:42.808+12:00<p>There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became Very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do a lot of Things that took two arms.</p> <p>One day he had had it. He decided to Commit suicide.</p> <p>He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off.</p> <p>He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along, whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw this man didn't have any arms at all. He started thinking, what am I</p> <p>Doing up here feeling sorry for myself, I still have one good arm to Do things with. There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk happy and going on with his life.</p> <p>He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him How glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and Felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself.</p> <p>He thanked him Again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm if that guy could go on with no arms.</p> <p>The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his heels again.</p> <p>He asked, " Why are you so happy anyway? "</p> <p>He replied;, " I'm NOT happy; my ass itches."</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humors" rel="tag">Humors</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115084036142271538?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1150839738546762422006-06-21T09:42:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:41:45.859+12:00<p>Batman and Robin are camping in the desert; they set up their tent andare asleep. Some hours later, Batman wakes his faithful friend. "Robin, look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" Robin replies, "I see millions of stars."</p> <p>"What does that tell you?" asks Batman. Robin ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.</p> <p>Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.</p> <p>Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.</p> <p>Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Batman?"</p> <p>Batman is silent for a moment, then speaks:</p> <p>"Robin, you f*****g idiot, it means someone has stolen our tent."</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Jokes" rel="tag">Jokes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Humor" rel="tag">Humor</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Funny" rel="tag">Funny</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Batman%20and%20Robin" rel="tag">Batman and Robin</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115083973854676242?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1150755415383645472006-06-20T10:16:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:41:50.348+12:00<p>It's from a series "Hope and Fear"...Where does that "Hope" part comes in there? I can see only "Fear" part in those costumes. Very weird, ugly, scary costumes I've even seen.</p> <blockquote><p>Phil Toledano, creator of the awesome baby suit photo, has just put up a new set of pictures in a series called "Hope and Fear." They feature many spooky, wonderful photos of people in odd costumes (like this suit of bristling toy guns, called "How to Spread Democracy") that I could stare at for hours.</p> <p>Via: <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/boingboing/iBag?m=1943" title="Weird Costumes">BoingBoing</a></p></blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_01.jpg" alt="hope1" /><img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_02.jpg" alt="hope2" /> <img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_03.jpg" alt="hope3" /><img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_07.jpg" alt="hope7" /> <img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_08.jpg" alt="Hope8" /><img src="http://www.ptoledano.com/images/photos/hope_04.jpg" alt="Hope4" /></p> <p>More at: <a href="http://www.ptoledano.com/hope_04.html" title="Photography - Costumes">Philip Toledano Photography</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Baby%20Suits" rel="tag">Baby Suits</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Costumes" rel="tag">Costumes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Weird" rel="tag">Weird</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Photography" rel="tag">Photography</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Creativity%20" rel="tag">Creativity </a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115075541538364547?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1150754458457047272006-06-20T10:00:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:42:06.795+12:00<p>Man this is just too mean. They stuck the teddy in. I don't want such USB. Poor thing, it looks awful.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/69/154733869_4d47457b4d_m.jpg" alt="Teddy USB" /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/69/154735364_c175cda85b_m.jpg" alt="Teddy Head USB" /></p> <blockquote><p>A modder decided to empty out the guts of a teddy bear and shove in a USB stick. The head acts as the cap, and when you plug the stick into your machine, it looks like the creature from the 100 acre woods got a little too curious.</p></blockquote> <p>Via: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/usb-teddy-bear-with-removable-head-181607.php" title="Teddy USB">Gizmodo</a> | <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/82332469@N00/sets/72157594147409286/" title="More photos">more photos</a></p> <p> Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/USB" rel="tag">USB</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Removable%20Drive" rel="tag">Removable Drive</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Technology" rel="tag">Technology</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Teddy%20Bear" rel="tag">Teddy Bear</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Products" rel="tag">Products</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-115075445845704727?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1149656506328662162006-06-07T17:01:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:42:15.377+12:00<p><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/image/2006/05/27ari.jpg" alt="World Cup Ants" align="left" border="0" height="346" width="250" /><em>A Team Japan ant dribbles up the pitch with an eye on goal during the Ant World Cup, held at the Kashihara City Insectarium in Nara Prefecture on May 26. (Mainichi)</em></p><p>I don't know what else to say but are they crazy or are they crazy??</p> <p align="center"><strong>More photos on Ant Cup</strong> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/1.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/1s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="95" width="68" /></a> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/2.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/7s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="49" width="68" /></a> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/3.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/3s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="131" width="68" /></a> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/4.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/4s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="44" width="68" /></a></p> <p align="center"><a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/5.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/5s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="55" width="68" /></a> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/6.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/6s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="39" width="68" /></a> <a href="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/7.html"><img src="http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/photospecials/graph/060527antworldcup/2s.jpg" alt="photo" border="0" height="99" width="68" /></a></p> <blockquote><p>The Camponotus obscuripes ants, known as Muneaka-oari in Japanese, measured between 7 and 12 mm long. They played using a 1 cm ball on a pitch 20 by 30 cm.</p> <p>In the wild, the ants recognize enemies by their pheromones. The organizers of the game used this natural ability to make the ants "ant-agonize" each other, by feeding the Japanese team with Kagoshima pork and the Brazilian team with spare ribs in order to alter the ants' pheromones.</p></blockquote> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/World%20Cup" rel="tag">World Cup</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Soccer" rel="tag">Soccer</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Ants%20Cup" rel="tag">Ants Cup</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Football" rel="tag">Football</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Insects" rel="tag">Insects</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Games" rel="tag">Games</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114965650632866216?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1149113576281764662006-06-01T10:12:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:42:20.462+12:00<p>Oh well that's the coolest mailbox I've seen so far. I never like the look of Apple G4 tower but this one is just fine.</p> <blockquote><p>A Flickr user caught a pic of this Apple G4 tower that's been converted to a roadside mailbox in Auckland, NZ -- great use for an old, iconic tower! Via <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/05/31/apple_g4_converted_t.html" title="Apple G4 mailbox">Boing Boing</a></p></blockquote> <p align="center"> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/24/88847257_9068d9789d_m.jpg" alt="Apple 4g mailbox" /> <img src="http://craphound.com/images/g4planter.jpg" alt="apple pot plant" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114911357628176466?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1149112655241692902006-06-01T09:57:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:42:38.319+12:00<p>Some office notices Val sent. I like "No smoking" sign. :P</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157471897/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/77/157471897_b5c2c759a9_m.jpg" alt="pic16183" height="170" width="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157472829/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/63/157472829_f0fdb6c5f4_m.jpg" alt="pic17978" height="183" width="240" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157471906/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/63/157471906_8dd8a1cc7d_m.jpg" alt="pic03248" height="152" width="240" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157471898/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/65/157471898_2d15b5c5c2_m.jpg" alt="pic23834" height="174" width="240" /></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157471904/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/67/157471904_f70506226c_m.jpg" alt="pic02284" height="240" width="213" /></a> <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/67449474@N00/157471900/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/157471900_145236f8f4_m.jpg" alt="pic31166" height="240" width="231" /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114911265524169290?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1147404308659819492006-05-12T15:25:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:43:38.325+12:00<p>Got this one from a friend of mine and dropping here.</p> <p>I am too sexy for my shirt, Too sexy for my car, Too sexy for my blog, Too sexy for you! LOL </p> <p align="center"> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/47/144874772_b9594d961a_o.jpg" alt="Too Sexy" /></p> <p>Thanks missy phwe ;)</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114740430865981949?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1147339392328049802006-05-11T21:23:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:44:13.297+12:00I like this one. :P <img src="http://gizmodo.com/images/thumbs/e5e921b3b990f98f918b156b27056988.jpg" alt=" - Gizmodo" title=" - Gizmodo" /> Give ya a mud. <img alt="Pleasingeveryone_1" title="Pleasingeveryone_1" src="http://headrush.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pleasingeveryone_1.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114733939232804980?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1146708235025419082006-05-04T14:03:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:44:18.319+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>What is wrong with people!! Body piercing is serious enough and now eye jewelries?</p> <p align="center"><img alt="eye jewels" src="http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/05/eyejewel.jpg" /></p> <blockquote><p>This is eye jewelry developed by Eric Klarenbeek. The jewels hang from contact lenses. Supposedly they don’t affect eyesight at all. It is an artistic concept, so it probably won’t become the latest fashion trend, but odd nonetheless.</p></blockquote> <p>Link: <a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/eye-jewelry-171377.php" title="eye jewels">Eye Jewels</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114670823502541908?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1145338231990597262006-04-18T17:30:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:44:39.198+12:00<p>Well, this is nothing special but I usually email these to my friends once a week or so.</p> <p>I thought I might post here as well just to share some interesting stuffs I found or read through blogosphere. </p> <p>It's mainly photos or short news or some amusing stuffs with my brief critics on each. </p> <p>A few interestingness from gapingvoid.</p> <p>haha yah rite! What about "Lunch" or "Dinner" would mean??</p> <p><img alt="zzzzlllloooo12.jpg" src="http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/zzzzlllloooo12.jpg" border="0" height="226" width="400" /></p><a href="http://www.gapingvoid.com/well-meaning%20corporate%20schmuck.jpg" title="Link to another page in this blog" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"> <img alt="well-meaning corporate schmuck.jpg" src="http://www.gapingvoid.com/well-meaning%20corporate%20schmuck-thumb.jpg" border="0" height="225" width="400" /></a><p><a href="http://www.gapingvoid.com/the%20inner%20fire.jpg" title="Link to another page in this blog" target="_blank" onclick="return top.js.OpenExtLink(window,event,this)"> <img alt="the inner fire.jpg" src="http://www.gapingvoid.com/the%20inner%20fire-thumb.jpg" border="0" height="225" width="400" /></a></p> <p><a title="Site: Boing Boing" href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/04/17/wooden_motorcycle.html" target="_blank">Wooden motorcycle</a> hmmmmmmm...you think you can pick up a gal with that?</p> <p><img src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/_blog_wood_bike-1.jpg" alt=" Blog Wood Bike-1" align="left" border="1" height="235" hspace="4" vspace="4" width="320" /> </p><a title="Site: Gizmodo" href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/500lb-potato-battery-167606.php" target="_blank">500-lb. Potato Battery</a> <p class="author">Aww there are alot more crazy ppl out there than myself... </p> <p><img alt="potatobattery.jpg" src="http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/04/potatobattery.jpg" height="264" width="400" /></p> <p>Anyone who graduated high school should know that potatoes can be used to generate electricity. One person, however, took that idea to the next level by stringing together 500 pounds of potatoes together, generating five volts in the process. The potato battery then powered a small audio system, which neighbors got a chance to listen to while wondering, "Am I crazy, or am I listening to Neil Diamond being powered by a bunch of spuds?" Who says battery technology is hampering mobile technology?</p> <p><a title="Site: FlickrBlog" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Flickrblog?m=633" target="_blank">Bring Your Own Big Wheel</a> Oh good lord! Don't you think they're too old for this kind of stuffs. Must have stolen their kids bikes. </p> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/stewf/129912399/" target="_blank" class="blines3" title="Photo Sharing"><img alt="And They're Off" src="http://static.flickr.com/52/129912399_5bb041f504_m.jpg" align="bottom" border="0" height="180" width="240" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/trulydoolally/129793201/" target="_blank" class="blines3" title="Photo Sharing"><img alt="IMG_0523" src="http://static.flickr.com/50/129793201_b70c4db066_m.jpg" align="top" border="0" height="180" width="240" /></a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114533823199059726?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1143697015871091922006-03-30T17:36:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:44:44.028+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Well which one is your?</p> <p align="center"><img alt="What's love?" src="http://static.flickr.com/39/120140616_01fa491c8f.jpg" height="375" width="500" /></p> <p>Via Val</p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114369701587109192?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1143683745589254432006-03-30T13:55:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:45:01.162+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Lost for word. And it got 3 sizes (small, medium and large) pricing $19.99.</p> <blockquote><p><img alt="Dog Thong" src="http://gizmodo.com/images/fartydogthong.jpg" align="left" /> The Dogone - Dog Gas Neutralizing Pad is a comfortable and least intrusive means for deodorizing gassy discharges in a thong design. This will eliminate pet odors and dog odors from flatus or flatulence. Uses our famous activated charcoal cloth (washable and reusable)! A starter hole is placed in the cloth in order to help you locate the suggested tail hole. Carefully measure tail and cut-out hole to proper size. Elastic straps are used for flexibility. Suspender clips are used to make the garment totally adjustable. They also provide quick release for allowing the dog out to do his business. Patent Pending.</p></blockquote> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.flat-d.com/thong.html" title="Dog Thong">Dog Thong</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114368374558925443?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1141469225417390042006-03-04T22:47:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:50:47.571+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">Some nice pants. <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/03/03/delicious_ass_delici.html">Boing Boing: Del.icio.us ass, del.icio.us pants</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-114146922541739004?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1139453252002436992006-02-09T14:47:00.000+12:002008-01-07T13:45:19.231+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>It's the world's smallest site they say... 16x16px.</p> <p>You can play games there. You can even have a choice to choose whether to open as html site or flash site.</p> <p>Man my eyes hurt looking at it. I just totally user unfriendly.</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.guimp.com/">World's smallest site</a> Via: <a href="http://echofaith.com/?p=196">Echo Faith</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/World%20smallest" rel="tag">World smallest</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/website" rel="tag">website</a></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113945325200243699?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1139445077823832692006-02-09T12:28:00.000+12:002006-02-09T12:32:32.010+12:00<p>This is something I've never thought it would ever exists.</p> <blockquote><p>The system called SNAP (SNAil-based data transfer Protocol(, uses biological carriers, and, for the first time, taking advantages of the unique merits of the wheel for data transfer.</p></blockquote> <blockquote><p><strong>System architecture:</strong> the system is constructed of a back end - a carriage, Ben-Hur movie style, which is made of a yoke made of light Balsa, and outfitted with two huge wheels - 2 DVD wheels, 4.7 Giga each. The front end, to which the carriage is harnessed consist of a Giant snail (Achatina fulica), known also as Giant African Snail (Africans are known as the world fastest runners ). These giant snail are of the GastroPod family (G-pod. We will reserve this name for transfer of music, and the name: G-mail for transfer of emails by snails SMTP –snail mobile transfer protocol )</p> <p><strong>Packets transport:</strong> Data is transported in 2 packets in parallel, 4.7 Giga each packet.</p></blockquote> <p align="center"> <img src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/_benbasat_user_snail-1.jpg" alt="Snail Data Transfer" /></p> <blockquote><p><strong>Results:</strong> Calculations that were conducted after the experiment, explicitly proved that in spite of the relatively, very slow, speed of the biological carriers, the Snap system succeeded in transferring data faster than any other conventional technologies, existing today. </p></blockquote> <p>And it actually work! You gotta be kidding me!</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.notes.co.il/benbasat/10991.asp">The little snail that could - Snails are faster than ADSL</a><br /> Via: <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2006/02/08/data_transfer_via_sn.html">BoingBoing</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Technology" rel="tag">Technology</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Biological carriers" rel="tag">Biological carriers</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Data Transfer" rel="tag">Data Transfer</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113944507782383269?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1139289873328067462006-02-07T17:24:00.000+12:002006-02-07T17:24:33.350+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>I like to try this one, I've never seen any tea with flower poping up. Jasmine tea with Jasmine flower would be great. What a nice smell might it be!</p> <p align="center"><img alt="Valentines Tea" src="http://www.adagio.com/images/products/valentines_display.jpg"/></p> <blockquote><p>A delight for both eyes and taste buds, these awe-inspiring "display teas" unfurl in water to reveal delicate flowers hidden within. Surprise your Valentine this year with flowers that are far from ordinary. Each box contains ten pieces. Available in two varieties: a Jasmine-infused green tea and a full-bodied black tea.</p></blockquote> <p>Ok flower or no flower, I love that cup display. :D</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.adagio.com/gifts/valentines.html">Valentines Display Tea</a></p> Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Valentines" rel="tag">Valentines</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Tea" rel="tag">Tea</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Flower" rel="tag">Flower</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113928987332806746?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1138849734807959922006-02-02T15:08:00.000+12:002006-02-02T15:11:00.006+12:00<p>Can you believe you can actually buy lots of costumes for your ipod? You can get underwear for your ipod, dress up as a cowboy or a pirate or vampire or a fairy or even a hula baby.<br/> All the costumes cost around $39.99. at <a href="http://www.iattire.net">iAttire.</a></p> <blockquote><p>iAttire produces hand-crafted costumes for iPods and hand-crafted iPod accessories. Our products feature the finest details for your amusement.</p> <p>Based in California, iAttire is fascinated by iPods and we have too many ideas for iPod accessories. What started with an amusing afternoon has turned into a long list of product requests from our customers… and now our products are available exclusively on the internet.</p></blockquote> <p align="center"> <img alt="Pirate IPod" src="http://www.iattire.net/images/pirate_150_ipod.jpg"/> <img alt="cowboy ipod" src="http://www.iattire.net/images/iattire_cowboy_s_150.jpg"/> </p><p align="center"><img alt="Hula IPod" src="http://www.iattire.net/images/iattire_hula_s_150.jpg"/> <img alt="Vampire Ipod" src="http://www.iattire.net/images/vampire_150_shuffle.jpg"/></p> <p>Check out the hats section too, so cute!!.</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.iattire.net">IAttire.net</a><br/> Via: <a href="http://www.dwblog.net/?p=649">Desperately Wandering</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ipod" rel="tag">ipod</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/costume" rel="tag">costume</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/dresses" rel="tag">dresses</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113884973480795992?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1138757897831163992006-02-01T13:37:00.000+12:002006-02-01T13:45:02.706+12:00<p>This is my reply to Christina's question of <a href="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com/2006/01/theme-little-may-release.html">how to add links in the "Little-May" template</a>. I added this as a separate post cos' can't add lots of html in comment section and this is better for whoever want to know as well. There are two main link sections in the template. The top navigations and side bar links.</p> <p>To add links to top bar tabs, you have to look for</p> <code>&lt;div id=&quot;navigation&quot;&gt; </code> <p>It's in line 522 of the template. I've added 5 default tabs there as a list menu.<br /> The following is a code for creating one tab. eg. About</p> <code>&lt;li&gt;<br /> &lt;a class=&quot;menu&quot; href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;About&quot;&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;snazzy&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;boxcontent violet&quot;&gt;About&lt;/span&gt;<br /> &lt;b class=&quot;b4 violet&quot;&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;b3 violet&quot;&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;b2 violet&quot;&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b class=&quot;b1&quot;&gt;&lt;/b&gt;<br /> &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;<br /> &lt;/li&gt;</code> <p>You have to add your link in "#" of the above list item. eg. http://wwww.yoursite.com</p> <p> To add links in your side bar, look for</p> <code>&lt;div id="sidebar"&gt;</code><p>that's where all your side links and information go.</p> <p>You can add link titles using:</p> <code>&lt;h2 class=&quot;sidebar-title&quot;&gt;Title of Link List&lt;/h2&gt;</code> <p>and the actual links using:</p> <code>&lt;ul&gt;<br /> &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;link title goes here&quot;&gt;Link Name Goes Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;link title goes here&quot;&gt;Link Name Goes Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;link title goes here&quot;&gt;Link Name Goes Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;link title goes here&quot;&gt;Link Name Goes Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;#&quot; title=&quot;link title goes here&quot;&gt;Link Name Goes Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;<br /> &lt;/ul&gt;</code> <p>For gallery, you need a <a href="http://www.flickr.com">Flickr</a> account where you create your photosets which are used to create photo badges. You just add those generated photo badge codes in a new post and link to that post as a gallery link.</p> <p>Hope this help. :)</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113875789783116399?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1138595942937726602006-01-30T16:39:00.000+12:002006-01-30T16:39:02.970+12:00<div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p>Gosh this is beautiful! But don't look at it too closely.<br/> Beautiful creations from the dirty things.</p> <p align="center"><img alt="Porn Flowers" src="http://www.boingboing.net/images/yunbai.jpg"/><br/> <img alt="Porn Flowers" src="http://static.flickr.com/11/92940298_6fe3185f2e_o.jpg"/></p> <blockquote><p>Chinese-American artist Yun Bai makes "porn flower" collages from adult magazine snippets. She laquers them together to create trompe l'oeil scenes that look like traditional mother-of-pearl tableaus at a distance. Up close, however, you can see the dirty bits.</p></blockquote> <p>Artist Site: <a href="http://www.yunbai.com/">Yunbai.com</a><br/> Via: <a href="http://www.boingboing.net">Boing Boing</a></p> Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Art" rel="tag">Art</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Flowers" rel="tag">Flowers</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Chinese-American" rel="tag">Chinese-American</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Artist" rel="tag">Artist</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113859594293772660?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1138058224101316492006-01-24T11:17:00.000+12:002006-01-24T11:17:04.170+12:00<p>Oh yuck yuck yuck!!!<br /> I mean the look of it. No nothing to do with garlic, it's just that I got this forwarded rubbish email which I unfortunately and stupidly opened to see this infected breast with all those holes and things poking out...it made me so sick in the stomach and it looks like this garlic. Damn!</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/roasted-garlic.jpg" alt="Roasted Garlic" /></p> <blockquote><p>how to roast garlic whole and eat the warm, toasty cloves right out of the head. How wonderfully simple! And perfect for garlic lovers.</p></blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/roasted-garlic-2.jpg" alt="roasted garlic" />&nbsp;<img src="http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/roasted-garlic-3.jpg" alt="Garlic Recipe" /></p> <p>Why did I ever have to see that.<br /> No offence to the chefs and the recipe, just that it's totally off my liking.<br /> I can't stand the look of it.</p> <p>Link:<a href="http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001712roasted_garlic.php">Simply Recipes: Roasted Garlic Recipe</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113805822410131649?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1137717477780038232006-01-20T12:35:00.000+12:002006-01-20T12:37:57.833+12:00<p>My Gosh! I can't believe inventing useless silly things like this, <a href="http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/spank-this-monkey-he-really-blows-149304.php">Spank This Monkey: He Really Blows</a>, and some crazy people actually buy it. You need a toy dryer to dry your nail!!!<br /> Ok I don't paint my nails and I don't know about how serious work it is to dry it but this is just so stupid to get a dryer for your nails!</p> <p>Stroke his banana to turn him on? Full of Shit!</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/blowmonkey.jpg" alt="Monkey nail dryer" /></p> <blockquote><p>Do you want to touch my monkey? The Blow Monkey Nail Dryer is designed to dry your freshly-applied nail polish with the touch of a button that’s positioned between the little guy’s legs.</p> <p>Hey, whaddaya know, that button looks like a bunch of bananas! Don’t get me started—stroke his banana and it turns him on? You’ve got to be kidding me. Straight from a British junk shop called BoysStuff, this little chimp runs on three AAA batteries and costs about $8.</p></blockquote> <p>Link: <a href="http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/spank-this-monkey-he-really-blows-149304.php">Spank This Monkey: He Really Blows</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113771747778003823?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1137449099396162862006-01-17T10:04:00.000+12:002006-01-18T17:28:27.313+12:00<p><strong>Reason why you would never visit a 5* Hotel!!</strong> <p><strong>Question :</strong> "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate,<br /> Milo, or Coffee?"<br /> <strong>Answer:</strong> "tea please"<br /> <strong>Question : </strong>" Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "Ceylon tea "<br /> <strong>Question :</strong> "How would you like it ? black or white ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "white"<br /> <strong>Question </strong>: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "With milk "<br /> <strong>Question:</strong> "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "With cow milk please.<br /> <strong>Question:</strong> " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"<br /> <strong>Answer:</strong> " Um, I'll take it black. "<br /> <strong>Question :</strong> " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "With sugar"<br /> <strong>Question :</strong> " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "Cane sugar "<br /> <strong>Question :</strong>" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."<br /> <strong>Question </strong>: "Mineral water or still water ? "<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "Mineral water"<br /> <strong>Question</strong>: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"<br /> <strong>Answer :</strong> "I'll rather die of thirst<br /> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113744909939616286?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1137362252318937782006-01-16T09:57:00.000+12:002006-01-16T09:57:32.320+12:00<p>Check this step by step drawing of a girl. Very smart artist. I just love those eyes and the lips. <br /> I wish I could draw like that. The image is animated one and the file is about 1M+ so if you have slow net then gotta wait a while to see the animation but I added the finished one below.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/40/87023436_de2ad1d90c_o.gif" alt="Animated step by step drawing of a girl" /></p> <p align="center">Finished drawing<br /> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/37/87023151_ca4c65e475_o.jpg" alt="Drawing a girl" /></p> <p>I got this quite a while back and lost the image+where I got it from. Just now I found it back so apologies for not being able provide the link.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113736225231893778?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1137361728337462592006-01-16T09:48:00.000+12:002006-01-16T09:55:47.580+12:00<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/87023135/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/40/87023135_1dfbf6b9e6_m.jpg" width="240" height="149" alt="dog calendar" align="left" /></a>This is just so cute, the dogs modeling for calendar. :P</p> <blockquote><p>We made some custom sets and took a bunch of pics to make a dog calendar with Wolfie & Pearl. These were taken before we got Mia.</p></blockquote> <p>My dog at home won't even sit still for 2sec. They're just so nice in those settings.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/2/3368440_102f3d8a56_m.jpg" alt="dog calendar" />&nbsp;<img src="http://static.flickr.com/2/3368411_67e281a720_m.jpg" alt="Dog Calendar" /></p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/wyscan/sets/84492/">Dog Calendar</a><br /> Via: <a href="http://www.flickr.com">Flickr</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113736172833746259?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136971612767965792006-01-11T21:11:00.000+12:002006-01-11T21:30:16.880+12:00<p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/31/66087367_b1e80fe903_m.jpg" alt="Best word book" align="left" hspace="2" />I got this, "<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kokogiak/sets/1425737/">The Best Word Book Ever</a>", via eric meyar links I think, it's a very cute word book for kids comparing the 1963 and 1991 editions. It's very interesting how things changes over time, for eg. in this page, milkman(63) transform to taxi driver(91), cowboy(63) to scientist(91) etc.</p> <blockquote><p>Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever, 1963 vs 1991 editions (with revisions). The 1963 edition is my own, bought for me in the late 60's when I was a toddler, and read to tatters. The 1991 edition belongs to my kids today. I was so familar with the older one that I immediately started noticing a few differences, and so have catalogued 14 of the more interesting differences here in this collection.</p></blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/27/66091895_067b0b0a79_m.jpg" alt="best word book ever" /></p> <p>You should go through all the pages and read through comments below. You'll find it pretty interesting. :)<br /> Oh do place your mouse over the image and see that cool effect which points out the differences between two version.<br /> Link: <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/kokogiak/66087367/in/set-1425737/">Best Word Book</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113697161276796579?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136784558308358822006-01-09T17:21:00.000+12:002006-01-09T17:30:28.900+12:00<p>Take a look at the picture first...<br /> So, what did you see?</p> <p>Now proceed and read below to find an explanation of what you really saw.</p> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/84233659/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/84233659_d53c4a854f.jpg" width="380" height="500" alt="dirtymind" /></a></p> <p>Ok good, my mind is not that bad yet. :D<br /> I see 9 dolphins in about 5 sec time.</p> <blockquote><p>Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario. What they will see are the nine dolphins.</p> <p>Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind. If it's hard for you to find the dolphins within 3 seconds, your mind is indeed corrupted.</p></blockquote> <p>So can you see them? How long does it take you?<br /> I bet you're way dirty minded than me. Haha.</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/dirtymindtest.html">Do you have dirty mind</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113678455830835882?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136758988114519262006-01-09T10:21:00.000+12:002006-01-09T10:23:08.193+12:00<p>Damn, you gotta see this. This is incredibly beautiful and great art works by artist <a href="http://www.petercallesen.com/">Peter Callesen.</a><br /> This one is from <a href="http://blog.joins.com/media/folderlistslide.asp?uid=bdaisy&folder=8&list_id=5105133">Korean site</a> (I think), the artist site doesn’t provide much images. <br /> I like the ladder, so tall, standing like that… the dress cool…and the web…just amazing.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/37/84036792_30bd2722ff_o.jpg" alt="Paper Art" /><br /> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/39/84036770_a1bfe20da4_o.jpg" alt="Paper Work" /></p> <p>Link: <a href="http://blog.joins.com/media/folderlistslide.asp?uid=bdaisy&folder=8&list_id=5105133">Paper arts</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Art" rel="tag">Art</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Craft" rel="tag">Craft</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/PaperWork" rel="tag">PaperWork</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Beautiful" rel="tag">Beautiful</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113675898811451926?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136758874820371912006-01-09T10:17:00.000+12:002006-01-09T10:21:16.696+12:00<p>This is gonna be somewhat fun to making 12 sided calander paper ball.<br /> You can even choose from a few languages. There are two types: Calendar on a regular dodecahedron which needs glue to stick the sides and Calendar on a rhombic dodecahedron doesn't need glue at all. I think I prefer the one without the need of glue.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3285/893/400/cal.jpg" alt="12 sided calander" /></p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.ii.uib.no/~arntzen/kalender/">12 sided calendar</a><br /> Via: <a href="http://www.paperforest.blogspot.com/">Paper Forest</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113675887482037191?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136523443775097772006-01-06T16:56:00.000+12:002008-01-09T10:03:49.578+12:00<p>I'm glad to announce the release of my very first theme "Little-May". You can choose it from two different versions : Pink and Grey. Due to a number of complaints from reviewers, I have added grey version to suit male users.</p> <p align="center"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/77954437/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/77954437_1b6544358d_m.jpg" alt="Little Mayvelous Things Regesign 27Dec05" height="155" width="240" /></a><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/82815267/" title="Little-May(Grey) Theme"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/39/82815267_cd48cb8fb9_m.jpg" alt="littlemay-grey Theme" height="151" width="240" /></a></p> <p>These themes are released under creative common license share alike. You can use in any non commercial sites. Please link back to me or give proper credit for your usage.</p> <p><strong>Downloads:</strong></p> <table align="center" border="0" width="70%"> <tbody><tr align="center"> <td>Little-May (Pink)</td> <td>Little-May (Grey)</td> </tr> <tr align="center"> <td><a href="http://www.mayvelous.com/externals/littlemay/Little-May-Pink.zip"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/82805338_16bbc5f67e_o.png" alt="Download Little-May Pink" border="0" /></a></td> <td><a href="http://www.mayvelous.com/externals/littlemay/Little-May-Grey.zip"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/82805338_16bbc5f67e_o.png" alt="Download Little-May Grey" border="0" /></a></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p><strong>Instructions:</strong></p> <ol> <li>Unzip the content of the downloaded zip file and read the “Readme.txt” file,</li> <li>Login to your Blogger account and go to “Template” tab,</li> <li>Copy and backup your current template contents to some text file,</li> <li>Open “Little-May.txt” and copy the contents to blogger “Template”area.</li> <li>Click “Save Template Changes” button then “Publish” to update your blog with “Little-May” theme.</li> </ol> <p>Thank you.</p> <p><strong>Edited:</strong> <a href="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com/2006/02/re-adding-links.html"># Adding Linking to the template</a></p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Themes" rel="tag">Themes</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Template" rel="tag">Template</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Blogger" rel="tag">Blogger</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Blogspot" rel="tag">Blogspot</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Little-May" rel="tag">Little-May</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/FreeTemplates" rel="tag">FreeTemplates</a></p> <!--Creative Commons License--><a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><img alt="Creative Commons License" src="http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.png" border="0" /></a> This work is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License</a>.<!--/Creative Commons License--><!-- <rdf:rdf xmlns="http://web.resource.org/cc/" dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><br /> <work about=""><br /> <license resource="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><br /> <dc:title>Blogger Theme Template</dc:title><br /> <dc:date>2006</dc:date><br /> <dc:description>Templates and Themes for blogspot blogs.</dc:description><br /> <dc:creator><agent><dc:title>May Hnin Phyu</dc:title></agent></dc:creator><br /> <dc:rights><agent><dc:title>May Hnin Phyu</dc:title></agent></dc:rights><br /> <dc:type resource="http://purl.org/dc/dcmitype/InteractiveResource"><br /> <dc:source resource="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com"><br /> </work><br /> <license about="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Reproduction"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Distribution"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Notice"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Attribution"><prohibits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/CommercialUse"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/DerivativeWorks"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/ShareAlike"></license></rdf:RDF> --><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113652344377509777?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1136243612772719872006-01-03T11:13:00.000+12:002006-01-03T11:16:20.760+12:00<p>I don't normally keep new year resolution but only make mental note cos' most of the time I hardly fulfill my resolution. So why bother keep one rite? :D Anyway just reading this "<a href="http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifehack/how-to-make-resolutions-youll-keep.html">How To Make Resolutions You’ll Keep</a>" from lifehack and thought of reasonable resolution for me to keep this year.</p> <blockquote>This is a time when people make resolutions and think about the changes they plan for the year ahead. 2005 is past; 2006 is lit by a glow of anticipation. The world of blogs is replete with suggestions for suitable resolutions, notes on how best to implement them and motivational pieces to get you started.</blockquote> <p>I don't want to do keep too big stuffs, I only gonna try the followings this year:</p> <ul> <li>To wake up early,</li> <li>To do the laundry regularly</li> <li>To write, read, post, work better</li> <li>To help my mom</li> <li>Not to fight with anyone</li> </ul> <p>Ok, That's it for me and I think those I can. Oh yah <strong>HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006!</strong></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113624361277271987?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135762143844935962005-12-28T21:25:00.000+12:002005-12-28T21:38:41.926+12:00<p>Every site should have some form of contact information right? With blogger I couldn't have proper contact form.<br /> So I'm making use of this page for my contact info which will be link from the top navigation tab for easy accessing.</p> <p>Incase if you wish to contact me, my info as follow:</p> <ul> <li>Email: <br /> <img src="http://photos21.flickr.com/38822722_7a86c91c60_o.png" alt="mayvelous email" /></li> <li>Gtalk IM: mayvelous <br /><img src="http://www.jonburrows.co.uk/gtalkstatus.aspx?User=mayvelous@gmail.com" /></li> <li>Yahoo IM: mayvelous</li> </ul> <p>You can contact me for any reason regarding my site or whatever but please do not spam my inbox with junks. :)<br /> Thanks for visiting and will reply you as best I could.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113576214384493596?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135761660638250112005-12-28T21:09:00.000+12:002006-05-09T16:28:09.666+12:00<p>It's always good to keep the good link collection and this is my collection of favorite links.</p> <p><strong>Personal</strong></p> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.mayvelous.com" title="Mayvelous">www.mayvelous.com</a> : my space, my domain</li> <li><a href="http://www.7ven.net" title="7ven network">www.7ven.net</a> : my friends and I</li> <li><a href="http://mayvelous.wordpress.com" title="M.E.E">M.E.E</a> : thoughts</li> <li><a href="http://winksci.blogspot.com/">Teen Sci with Wink</a> : teen opinion of science</li> <li><a href="http://7ven.blogspot.com/">7venian Blog</a></li> <li><a href="http://seven.aspfreeserver.com/blog">Technical Blog</a></li> </ul> <p><strong>Friends' Sites</strong> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.nyeinchan.com/">NyeinChan.com</a> - Ko Chan Soe Win's Blog</li> <li><a href="http://moeyyo.com/MM/">Girl.Everywhere</a> - Ma Moe Moe's Blog</li> <li><a href="http://dathana.blogspot.com">Dathana Blog</a></li> <li><a href="http://arloo.blogspot.com">Arloo Myanmar Blog</a></li> <li><a href="http://nyilynnseck.blogspot.com/">Nyi Lynn Seck</a></li> <li><a href="http://myatthura.blogspot.com">Myat Thura</a></li> </ul> <p><strong>Informative Link Exchanges</strong> <ul> <li><a href="http://www.neatliving.net/">Ariane of Neat Living</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.liewcf.com/">Link Exchange at Liewcf</a></li> </ul> <p>I'll add more links later. If you find some interesting site or your own like to connect with mayvelous do let me know and I'll place it here.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113576166063825011?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135667135509459252005-12-27T19:04:00.001+12:002005-12-27T21:27:19.473+12:00<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/77917632/" title="Little Mayvelous Things"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/37/77917632_888698f694_m.jpg" width="240" height="136" alt="Little mayvelous things redesign" align="left" hspace="3" /></a>I've been trying to use my own design for my blog templates and finally I've done it. <br />Will write the content properly but rite now is just testing. Freaking style sheet not working properly. It's doing fine locally and now how that stupid space showing up in between!!!!!!!<br /> Arrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!<br />DO IGNORE ME PLZ. I'm testing the post page.</p> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/mayvelous/77954437/" title="Little Mayvelous Things Redesign"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/77954437_1b6544358d_m.jpg" width="240" height="155" align="left" hspace="3" alt="Little Mayvelous Things Regesign 27Dec05" /></a>Just removed that ugly blogger navigation bar from the top and readjust the layout. I thought I might like 3 column layout but then it's giving me too much pain with floating and margins and padding so I gave up and stick with 2 columns. I've increased the width of main+sidebar column. More space for posting i guess.</p> <p>I'm still trying to figure out what cause the top space under the black bar. If any of you know how to solve that plz plz do let me know.</p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/mayvelous" rel="tag">mayvelous</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/redesign" rel="tag">redesign</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/css" rel="tag">css</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/blogger" rel="tag">blogger</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/mock" rel="tag">mock</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113566713550945925?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135598208681412232005-12-26T23:55:00.000+12:002005-12-26T23:56:48.683+12:00<p align="center"> <script language="JavaScript" src="http://convert.rss-to-javascript.com/?desc=1&desc_max=100&num=3&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.elise.com%2Frecipes%2Findex.rdf&target=_blank"> </script></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113559820868141223?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135597773530095212005-12-26T23:46:00.000+12:002008-01-09T10:00:50.892+12:00<p><strong>Free Blogger Templates</strong></p> <p>These themes are released under creative common license share alike. You can use in any non commercial sites. Please link back to me or give proper credit for your usage. Thank you.</p> <table align="center" border="0" width="100%"> <tbody><tr align="center"> <td><img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/77954437_1b6544358d_m.jpg" alt="Little Mayvelous Things Regesign 27Dec05" height="155" width="240" /></td> <td><a href="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com/2006/01/theme-little-may-release.html">Little-May (Pink)</a></td> </tr> <tr align="center"> <td><img src="http://static.flickr.com/39/82815267_cd48cb8fb9_m.jpg" alt="littlemay-grey Theme" height="151" width="240" /></td> <td><a href="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com/2006/01/theme-little-may-release.html">Little-May (Grey)</a></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p><!--Creative Commons License--><a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><img alt="Creative Commons License" src="http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.png" border="0" /></a> This work is licensed under a <a rel="license" href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/">Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License</a>.<!--/Creative Commons License--><!-- <rdf:rdf xmlns="http://web.resource.org/cc/" dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#"><br /> <work about=""><br /> <license resource="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><br /> <dc:title>Blogger Theme Template</dc:title><br /> <dc:date>2006</dc:date><br /> <dc:description>Templates and Themes for blogspot blogs.</dc:description><br /> <dc:creator><agent><dc:title>May Hnin Phyu</dc:title></agent></dc:creator><br /> <dc:rights><agent><dc:title>May Hnin Phyu</dc:title></agent></dc:rights><br /> <dc:type resource="http://purl.org/dc/dcmitype/InteractiveResource"><br /> <dc:source resource="http://mayvelous.blogspot.com"><br /> </work><br /> <license about="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Reproduction"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Distribution"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Notice"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/Attribution"><prohibits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/CommercialUse"><permits resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/DerivativeWorks"><requires resource="http://web.resource.org/cc/ShareAlike"></license></rdf:RDF> --></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113559777353009521?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135597421099820782005-12-26T23:42:00.000+12:002005-12-26T23:43:41.100+12:00<h2>CSS Vault</h2> <p align="center"> <script language="JavaScript" src="http://jade.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/feed/feed2js.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fcssvault.com%2Fgallery.xml&num=3&targ=y&html=a" type="text/javascript"></script> <noscript><a href="http://jade.mcli.dist.maricopa.edu/feed/feed2js.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fcssvault.com%2Fgallery.xml&num=3&targ=y&html=y">View RSS feed</a></noscript></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113559742109982078?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1135595199381849302005-12-26T23:04:00.000+12:002005-12-26T23:45:26.730+12:00<p>Hi, enjoy browsing the photos and do comment if you have something to say about them.</p> <p><strong>~ Recent Photos ~</strong></p> <p align="center"> <!-- Start of Flickr Badge --> <style type="text/css"> #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} </style> <table id="flickr_badge_uber_wrapper" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.flickr.com" id="flickr_www">www.<strong style="color:#3993ff">flick<span style="color:#ff1c92">r</span></strong>.com</a><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0" id="flickr_badge_wrapper"> <tr> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.flickr.com/badge_code_v2.gne?count=4&display=latest&size=s&layout=h&source=user&user=56053142%40N00"></script> </tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <!-- End of Flickr Badge --> </p> <p><strong>~ Mayvelous Personal ~</strong></p> <p align="center"> <!-- Start of Flickr Badge --> <style type="text/css"> #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} </style> <table id="flickr_badge_uber_wrapper" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.flickr.com" id="flickr_www">www.<strong style="color:#3993ff">flick<span style="color:#ff1c92">r</span></strong>.com</a><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0" id="flickr_badge_wrapper"> <tr> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.flickr.com/badge_code_v2.gne?count=4&display=latest&size=s&layout=h&source=user_set&user=56053142%40N00&set=1281883&context=in%2Fset-1281883%2F"></script> </tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <!-- End of Flickr Badge --> </p> <p><strong>~ On The Isle Of Fiji ~</strong></p> <p align="center"> <!-- Start of Flickr Badge --> <style type="text/css"> #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} </style> <table id="flickr_badge_uber_wrapper" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.flickr.com" id="flickr_www">www.<strong style="color:#3993ff">flick<span style="color:#ff1c92">r</span></strong>.com</a><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0" id="flickr_badge_wrapper"> <tr> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.flickr.com/badge_code_v2.gne?count=4&display=latest&size=s&layout=h&source=user_set&user=56053142%40N00&set=1147162&context=in%2Fset-1147162%2F"></script> </tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <!-- End of Flickr Badge --> </p> <p><strong>~ Featured Photos ~</strong></p> <p align="center"> <!-- Start of Flickr Badge --> <style type="text/css"> #flickr_badge_source_txt {padding:0; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif; color:#666666;} #flickr_badge_icon {display:block !important; margin:0 !important; border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0) !important;} #flickr_icon_td {padding:0 5px 0 0 !important;} .flickr_badge_image {text-align:center !important;} .flickr_badge_image img {border: 1px solid black !important;} #flickr_www {display:block; padding:0 10px 0 10px !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#3993ff !important;} #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:hover, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:link, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:active, #flickr_badge_uber_wrapper a:visited {text-decoration:none !important; background:inherit !important;color:#3993ff;} #flickr_badge_wrapper {} #flickr_badge_source {padding:0 !important; font: 11px Arial, Helvetica, Sans serif !important; color:#666666 !important;} </style> <table id="flickr_badge_uber_wrapper" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0"><tr><td><a href="http://www.flickr.com" id="flickr_www">www.<strong style="color:#3993ff">flick<span style="color:#ff1c92">r</span></strong>.com</a><table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="10" border="0" id="flickr_badge_wrapper"> <tr> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://www.flickr.com/badge_code_v2.gne?count=4&display=latest&size=s&layout=h&source=user_set&user=56053142%40N00&set=811446&context=in%2Fset-811446%2F"></script> </tr> </table> </td></tr></table> <!-- End of Flickr Badge --> </p> <p>Technorati Tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/PhotoGallery" rel="tag">PhotoGallery</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Mayvelous" rel="tag">Mayvelous</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/FeaturedPhotos" rel="tag">FeaturedPhotos</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Personal" rel="tag">Personal</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/Fiji" rel="tag">Fiji</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/RecentImages" rel="tag">RecentImages</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113559519938184930?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1134529654189535812005-12-14T15:07:00.000+12:002005-12-14T15:07:34.226+12:00<p>Is that from the back or front? First I thought it's back view and then gosh no!<br /> Red beards! I wonder how he eat/drink...I bet he eats his own beard from time to time.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.komodomedia.com/blog/images/the_shavior.jpg" alt="Red Beard" /></p> <p>Need abit of donation...hmm</p> <p>Via: <a href="http://komodomedia.com/blog/index.php/2005/12/13/the-shavior-christmas-donations">Komodomedia</a><br /> Link: <a href="http://www.leihu.com/shavior/">The Shavior</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113452965418953581?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1134507369069679332005-12-14T08:56:00.000+12:002005-12-14T08:56:09.113+12:00<p><strong>Texas</strong></p> <p>At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.</p> <p> After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.</p> <p> "Say, is this really a healthy place?"</p> <p> "It sure is," the man replied.</p> <p> "When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."</p> <p> "That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"</p> <p> "I was born here."</p> <p><strong>Last Name Only</strong></p> <p>The manager of a large office noticed one of his department heads had hired a new man, so the boss called him into his office for a little orientation speech. "What is your name?" he asked.</p> <p> "John," the new guy replied.</p> <p> The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last names only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"</p> <p> The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. John Darling."</p> <p>"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..." </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113450736906967933?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133917398246070142005-12-07T13:03:00.000+12:002005-12-07T13:03:18.293+12:00<p> Mr. Kramer had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.</p> <p> Mr. Kramer scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!" </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113391739824607014?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133445433479867012005-12-02T01:57:00.000+12:002005-12-02T01:57:13.496+12:00<p>This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations 10-10-95.</p> <p>CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.</p> <p>AMERICANS: Recomment you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.</p> <p>CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.</p> <p>AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, diver YOUR course.</p> <p>CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.</p> <p>AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMEND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.</p> <p>CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse. Your call.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113344543347986701?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133443889154874012005-12-02T01:31:00.000+12:002005-12-02T01:31:29.226+12:00<p>Believe me, this is just so cool! It might take you 1-2min and the artist is really good. <br /> Started with skeleton structure, then changed to lady shape, then a lady with bikini, then a stripper and finally this cool image.<br /> Really great sketches!</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/9/68999259_0c4c437d88_o.jpg" alt="Step by step drawing" /></p> <p>Wish I could draw like that. <br /><a href="http://www.pelourinho.com/movies/c003702/">Watch the whole movie here.</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113344388915487401?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133324323736011862005-11-30T16:18:00.000+12:002005-12-01T23:47:27.576+12:00<p>A young man was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.</p> <p>Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.</p> <p>"Where are the tortoises?" he asked.</p> <p>"I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whooooosh, they were gone!" </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113332432373601186?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133320880307088132005-11-30T15:21:00.000+12:002005-11-30T15:21:20.423+12:00<p>These few days, everyone been so excited about the new release of firefox 1.5 version. Everywhere you go, they're talking about it, posting about it.<br /> So I thought what the heck and tried testing it out though I'm very satisfy with my current version 1.0.7.<br /> The result was not at all satisfactory. After installation of the new version, it broke most of my extensions from version 1.0.7.</p> <p>My four most favorite extensions : ScreenGrab, JustBlogIt, delicious and most widely used LoremIpsum been disabled due to incompatibility with the new firefox 1.5.<br /> I was like, damn that's no good!, and within 2 min of testing, I reinstalled my old version 1.0.7.</p> <p>Gladly enough all my extensions back to normal.</p> <p>Ok, so remind me again what's so different/good about this new 1.5 version from 1.0.7??<br /> People talk about how fast the new one is but for me it totally slow down my net. Plus it take hell lotta time to start up.<br /> I think I'll just stick to version 1.0.7 cos' I'm so use to it. I won't try switch again until and unless someone show/tell me with the proper evident that the version 1.5 is superior over 1.0.7.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113332088030708813?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133298907999394972005-11-30T09:15:00.000+12:002005-11-30T09:15:08.046+12:00<p>Ahhh check these out. Made of candy wrappers? Sweet! <br />Very expensive though. I thought those are recycle items and why more expensive than the normal handbags?<br />A few designs are cute.</p> <blockquote>Ecoist handbags are made from recycled candy wrappers, food packages, and soda labels. They are 100% handmade, woven, and sewn to maintain durability for every day use. They are not coated with any toxic or non-toxic coating, yet,they they are perfectly waterproof.</blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.ecoist.com/pc/catalog/CP.jpg" alt="hand bag1" /> &nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ecoist.com/pc/catalog/SE.jpg" alt="hand bag2" />&nbsp;&nbsp;<img src="http://www.ecoist.com/pc/catalog/Small%20Tote.jpg" alt="hand bag3" /></p> <p>I like those 3, #1 is too cute for Coin Pouche but it's small, not that useful, #2 is the best, perfect size. #3 is great for shopping.</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.ecoist.com/pc/viewCat_h.asp?idCategory=2">Candy Wrapper Hand Bags</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113329890799939497?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133239671672354342005-11-29T16:47:00.000+12:002005-11-29T16:47:51.696+12:00<p>Got this from one of my email attachment.<br /> Pretty cool hah? I like it.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/6/68180853_4fafbcc2c9_o.gif" alt="walking characters" /></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113323967167235434?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133235924914280812005-11-29T15:45:00.000+12:002005-11-29T15:45:24.943+12:00<p><img src="http://www.blifaloo.com/info/vr_eyes.gif" alt="eye movements" hspace="5" align="left" />I first heard of eyes movement detections in one of CSI TV shows where the detactive determined the killer cos' of his eyes looking top-left side.<br /> In there the detactive mentioned that when you answer the question looking to the right then you're telling the truth and if looking left then something fishy going on.<br /> And I was like, "awww" "auu" "eee" "arrrh" , I mean I was impressed. :P</p> <p>Now I came across this post with proper explanation on the eye movements and thought of posting here.</p> <p>Interesting notes and explains 6 eye positionings. </p> <ul> <li><strong>Up and to the Left Indicates:</strong> Visually Constructed Images (Vc)</li> <li><strong>Up and to the Right Indicates:</strong> Visually Remembered Images (Vr)</li> <li><strong>To the Left Indicates:</strong> Auditory Constructed (Ac)</li> <li><strong>To the Right Indicates:</strong> Auditory Remembered (Ar)</li> <li><strong>Down and to the Left Indicates:</strong> Feeling / Kinesthetic (F)</li> <li><strong>Down and To the Right Indicates:</strong> Internal Dialog (Ai)</li> </ul> <p>Now I'm curious, how about talking with straight eyes/closing/flicking eyes behaviours?<br /> What would you make of those?</p> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.blifaloo.com/info/lies_eyes.php">Blifaloo</a></p> <blockquote>"May, do you know what you're doing?"<br /> "....."<br /> "Yes? No? May Be? I don't know?"<br /> "Can you repeat the question?" </blockquote> <p align="center">And may's eyes go:<br /> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/34/68148216_11f5cf3af8_o.gif" alt="may eyes" /></p> <p>Hehe "Ku ku!" :p </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113323592491428081?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133154216038736492005-11-28T17:03:00.000+12:002005-12-03T17:07:21.370+12:00<p>A man left work Friday afternoon, but, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his paycheck without telling his wife.</p> <p> When he appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry spouse, who barraged him for two hours with a tirade of yelling.</p> <p> Finally, she stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"</p> <p> To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."</p> <p> So, Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.</p> <p> Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.</p> <p> On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113315421603873649?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1133154153184218602005-11-28T17:02:00.000+12:002005-11-28T17:02:33.210+12:00<p>As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally and with serious consequences.</p> <p> Consider the case of the Michigan man who left the snow-filled streets of Detroit for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.</p> <p> Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:</p> <p>"Dearest Wife,<br /><br /> Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. <br /><br /> P.S. Sure is hot down here!" </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113315415318421860?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1132922294559530432005-11-26T00:38:00.000+12:002005-11-26T18:29:11.256+12:00<p>You might notice that my "<a href="http://www.mayvelous.com/">mayvelous.com</a>" is down with some strange php fatal error.</p> <p>Check this string in google and you'll find whole lot of wordpress blogs down with the same or similar errors. Thank god I'm not alone.</p> <blockquote>Only variables can be passed by reference in /wp-includes/gettext.php</blockquote> <p>Something about new version of PHP 5.0.5 and wordpress language(localization) folder problem...</p> <p>I don't care what it is, I just can't fix it yet cos' my damn host ftp is down. <br /> Life sux!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113292229455953043?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1132623662221046862005-11-22T13:41:00.000+12:002005-11-25T02:48:55.776+12:00<p>Man, can you guess what the hack is that if you don't read the title of the post?<br /> This is the <a href="http://www.lifehacker.com/software/holidays/simple-turkey-cake-thanksgiving-dessert-138508.php">ugliest cak</a>e I've ever seen. Pretty scary too with those red M&Ms!<br /> Kinda like some serious boils. I just lost my appetite.<br /> What have they done to my favorite CHOCALATE CAKE!! </p> <p align="center"><img src="http://www.lifehacker.com/software/uploaded/2005-11-21/turkeycake-thumb.jpg" alt="Turkey Cake" /></p> <blockquote>"place the circle on top of the bottom layer in the middle, the head on top, and the feet below the circle, as pictured. Ice as usual. Use the candy corn for the beak and feathers, red M&M's for the head and yellow and orange M&M's for the rest, and voila! You've got a great dessert to bring to your Thanksgiving feast that the kids will love."</blockquote> <p>The original recipe from <a href="http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/recipe.aspx?recipeId=34935">"Betty Crocker"</a>, the original cake looks 80% alike turkey.<br /> I think the damage is done by over decoration. <br /> One M&M for the eye would be great but this is just too much!<br /> I just hope the turkey is not having a bird flu!</p> <p><a href="http://www.lifehacker.com/software/holidays/simple-turkey-cake-thanksgiving-dessert-138508.php">The Ugliest Turkey Cake</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113262366222104686?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1132284787420164072005-11-18T15:33:00.000+12:002005-11-19T04:03:17.026+12:00<p>Today's eHow article tells you how to read barcodes.<br /> It's pretty impressive if you have good eyesight and good with digits.<br /> For me, I have very bad eye sight so, no can do.</p> <p align="center"><img src="http://wiki.ehow.com/images/7/7e/UPC_EANUCC-12_barcode.png" alt="barcode reading" /></p> <blockquote>Most barcodes in the US are 12-digit UPC barcodes, with ten digits at the bottom of the code and one small number to each side. Impress your friends by asking them to select a random item from the kitchen with a removable label and cut the numbers off of the UPC barcode; you can then proceed to read the numbers encoded in the lines.</blockquote> <p>Link: <a href="http://wiki.ehow.com/Read-12-Digit-UPC-Barcodes">Reading 12 digits UPC barcodes</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113228478742016407?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1132206490986842272005-11-17T17:48:00.000+12:002005-12-02T15:53:51.500+12:00<p>Check this one out. Very cool indeed.</p> <blockquote> "If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, you will only see one color, pink. If you stare at the black in the center, the moving dot turns to green. Now, concentrate on the black in the center of the picture. After a short period of time, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see a green dot rotating if you're lucky! It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot, and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see."</blockquote> <p align="center"><img src="http://patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/image.gif" alt="cool illusion" /></p> <p>Link: <a href="http://patmedia.net/marklevinson/cool/cool_illusion.html">Cool Illusion</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113220649098684227?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1132131535790838962005-11-16T20:58:00.000+12:002005-11-16T20:58:55.796+12:00<p> Physical exercise is good for you. We know that we should do it daily, but our bodies don't want us to do too much, so here's a program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.</p> <ul> <li>Beating around the bush</li> <li>Jumping to conclusions</li> <li>Climbing the walls</li> <li>Swallowing your pride</li> <li>Passing the buck</li> <li>Throwing your weight around</li> <li>Dragging your heels</li> <li>Pushing your luck</li> <li>Making mountains out of molehills</li> <li>Hitting the nail on the head</li> <li>Wading through paperwork</li> <li>Bending over backwards</li> <li>Jumping on the bandwagon</li> <li>Balancing the books</li> <li>Running around in circles</li> <li>Eating crow</li> <li>Tooting your own horn</li> <li>Climbing the ladder of success</li> <li>Pulling out all the stops</li> <li>Adding fuel to the fire</li> <li>Opening a can of worms</li> <li>Putting your foot in your mouth</li> <li>Starting the ball rolling</li> <li>Going over the edge</li> <li>Picking up the pieces<br /> whew! That's a workout! Now sit down and</li> <li>Exercise caution. </li> </ul><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113213153579083896?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1131568753497196962005-11-10T08:39:00.000+12:002005-11-10T08:39:13.496+12:00<p>My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs. </p> <p>She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"</p> <p>"What's the matter?" I asked.</p> <p>"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight." </p> <p>"That'll teach them!" I replied. </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113156875349719696?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1131568676218117682005-11-10T08:37:00.000+12:002005-11-10T08:37:56.273+12:00<P>A man was walking along the beach when he found an old bottle buried in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it with his sleeve. Whereupon a genie appeared and offered him one wish.</p> <p> "Well my family lives in Australia. It would be great if there was a bridge between here and Australia so I could drive and visit them." </p><p> "What!" cried the genie. "Have you any idea what building such a bridge would involve? The gigantic pillars all the way to the sea bed? The hundreds of gas stations to be supplied? The chaos to the shipping lanes? Are you sure there isn't anything else you'd like?" </p><p> The man thought for a moment. "Y'know, I've never had much luck in my relationships. Could you give me a complete understanding of women?" </p><p> The genie replied "Was it four lanes you wanted or six?"</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113156867621811768?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1131489150568403932005-11-09T10:32:00.000+12:002005-11-09T10:32:30.606+12:00<p>A friend of mine forwarded me this. :P</p> <p>Something really really interesting to share with you all. Try out the following steps and see what happens...! You will have to ask one question. Whether its a GOOGLE Failure or a USA Failure? </p> <blockquote> 1. Go to www.google.com 2. Type "failure" (without double quotes) in the search text box. 3. Press "I'm Feeling Lucky" button just next to "Google Search" button. 4. See what happens. Find it out yourself and laugh a lot. 5. Share it with your friends and relatives before GOOGLE fixes this bug. 7. Enjoy.....</blockquote> <p> Interesting hah? :D </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113148915056840393?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1131484639192043512005-11-09T09:17:00.000+12:002005-11-09T09:17:19.256+12:00<p><img src="http://www.elise.com/recipes/photos/roasted-carrots.jpg" alt="roasted baby carrot" align="left" hspace="3" />Honestly I never try anything fancy with carrots except the same old fruit salad or fry with some veges.<br /> So I didn't know we can roast a carrots until now.</p><blockquote> "My friend Suzanne clued me into a great way to do up carrots. She uses the 'Nantes' French carrots from Trader Joe's or the bunched baby carrots at Whole Foods. Note that the 'baby' carrots are not those 1 inch carrots that one gets in a big bag to serve as snacks for kids. By baby carrots we mean the carrots that are 4 to 5 inches long, usually they come with the greens still on."</blockquote> <p>Link: <a href="http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001564roasted_baby_carrots.php">Roasted Baby Carrots</a></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113148463919204351?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13602022.post-1131330190804784392005-11-07T14:23:00.000+12:002005-11-07T18:10:01.183+12:00<p>I'm curious how you guys post to your blog. I mean since we got flock and stuffs, do you guys still use blogger interface to post or??</p> <p>For me I never (99%) use blogger interface. It's just too slow loading with my snail connection speed and also I don't like the WYSIWYG editor from there.</p> <p>I prefer writing my own html code and the blogger interface is not good with raw code. Yes it does give you the option of switching from html to WYSIWYG view but once you type in html view and switch back to WYSIWYG, some of your codes get mess up and changes around. Also it breaks the lines breaks and I don't know it never turns out the way I want it to be so I hate it alot.</p> <p>I also hardly use flock. Flock is just silly extra stuffs that I never need in the first place. I just tested how posting down in flock but almost same same as blogger interface so I ignored that too.</p> <p>My favorite is this little firefox extension call "JustBlogIt". It has the options for most of the blog services like:</p> <ul> <li>Blogger</li> <li>Drupal</li> <li>LiveJournal</li> <li>Moveable Type</li> <li>Radio Userland</li> <li>Text Pattern</li> <li>Type Pad</li> <li>My fav WordPress</li> <li>and even custom setting blogs</li> </ul> <p>How sweet is that hah? :P If you set it up to blogger then it has an option to choose which blogspot blog you wanna post. <br /> Also if you want to post some of the site content you browsing then you just highlight the content and right click > JustBlogIt...Voila! it's up in the box and ready to publish.<br /> It handle the html raw code very well too. I always type with the code to keep it valid html although this blog is not valid html. I just making sure if in the future I decided to merge with one of my other valid html blogs then this shouldnt mess up other site code.</p> <p>Well...so yah this is how I post to my blogspot blog. For my wordpress blog I dont use "JustBlogIt" extension cos' I like wordpress interface.</p> <p>How about u guys? Have you guys use some kind of firefox extension or flock or just same old blogger interface?</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/13602022-113133019080478439?l=mayvelous.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Mayveloushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02483979367354264701noreply@blogger.com3